chess floor

“… No MattEr HOW hARD I Try TO mOvE foRwArd, YOu’re ALwayS THerE HOLDiNg Me baCk.”

“Then why do you keep coming back?”

~~*VSFW*~~

“Checkmate. You owe me 1000 kisses for saying I could never beat you and being wrong!” His eyes are gleeful as he stands up and raises his arms in victory like he’s just won Olympic gold rather than a casual game of chess. When he sits back down, his expression turns smug. “I can collect payment now or in installments. Which would you rather?” You can tell by the way he moves the game board and pieces rolling on their sides out of the way to sit closer to you that he would prefer all his kisses at once. It isn’t hard to imagine lounging languorously against the headboard of your bed and kissing over his warm skin and lips all day until the sunlight leaves your room, slipping back through the curtains to give you privacy in your intimate embrace. The clatter of chess pieces to the floor brings you out of your reverie and back to the present. “Or we can up the ante. I bet I can beat you at Monopoly, too.”

- Admin J

Who is the leader of the Clowns?

I think too much about this, so I decided to assemble my thoughts into a post. Lets go through the candidates.

Important Note: This is a sort of open post - if you read this and can think of another argument for or against any of the candidates, or think of another candidate you think should be on the list, let me know and I’ll add it with your username (if you want.) Lets see if we can’t collectively solve this mystery. 

Or maybe Ishida will tell us next week and this will be a wasted effort. I am so entirely fine with that being the case.

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