MODERN HCS - CV + S + E

{synopsis} modern head canons for my girls cherry valance, sylvia, and evie

{warnings} none

{pairing} none

{bullet count} cherry : 17, sylvia : 15, evie : 16

{dedicated to} @avelynnloverrxx 

CHERRY VALANCE

  • is the typa girl to be all out in her outfits to school
  • like…., she wears five inch heels typa EXTRA
  • is a MAJOR feminist and has seen wonder woman a total of five times so far
  • is lowkey a white feminist tho
  • watches riverdale like her life depends on it
  • tried out game of thrones; preferred the books
  • is a lowkey harry potter stan and has a pottermore account (she’s a ravenclaw +thunderbird)
  • owns three cats; piper, blossom, and cleopatra
  • she cut her hair into the Bisexual Bob sophomore year of high school
  • none of her friends let her live it down
  • she has fairy lights hanging above her bed
  • she always lights incense and candles and believes a room with clean energy is the only room to be in
  • went through a 5sos phase
  • we’ll forget about that
  • cries a lot
  • wants to see hamilton but is too timid to ask her parents for the money
  • goes to law school and slays the court room

SYLVIA

  • wears winged eyeliner and falsies everyday no matter the occasion
  • watches ahs and black mirror
  • is a witch but no one knows so shhhhh
  • is extremely sexually liberated and doesn’t wear bras
  • fucks who she wants, when she wants
  • doesn’t regret cheating on dallas because he did the same thing to her
  • you’ll never see her leave the house without very dark lipstick on
  • always has her hair up in a high ponytail
  • owns circular glasses and wears them simply for the Aesthetic
  • always has a pair of round sun glasses in her bag
  • owns 29874982947 purses
  • fishnets and ripped jeans…..,.. she Invented them
  • doesn’t know what she wants to be when she’s older but she’s actually interested in therapy
  • gives blowjobs for money but gives them proudly
  • is completely bisexual

EVIE

  • is a feminist but hella more woke than cherry could even wish to be
  • has poofy straight hair cut in a bob, mocha brown and cute choppy bangs
  • big brown eyes and pouty lips
  • loves rugrats and jane the virgin
  • wears overalls like they’re her religion
  • red is Her Color
  • clear lip gloss? yes please
  • is super sweet and quiet until you disrespect black women
  • sHE WILL COME FOR YOU IF YOU DISRESPECT BLACK WOMEN TRY HER
  • owns 937498394 pairs of adidas super star sneakers
  • has never gotten one detention in her life
  • is demisexual panromantic
  • doesn’t own a single purse but has a satchel she brings everywhere
  • worships the color army green
  • is a virgin and proud
  • napoleon complex (she’s like… 3 ft tall)
Lesbian Cherry Headcanons
  •       closet gay
  •       was just dating Bob to cover it up

  •       Marcia is the only one who knows

  •       scared to tell her parents about her sexuality

  •       always has to sneak around with her girlfriend

  •       usually goes to her girlfriend’s house after school

  •       her girlfriend’s parents know that she’s a lesbian

  •       cherry’s parents eventually find out she’s gay

  •       that happened because her girlfriend’s parents can’t shut up

  •       her parents aren’t mad they just accept her (as they should)

  •       she soon decides to tell everyone

  •       Pony’s kinda heartbroken because he knows that he definitely doesn’t have a chance now but who cares about Ponyboy we don’t even know his real name his real name could be Corn
Things The Gang Do When They Are Alone - Headcanons

Steve: Low key likes to listen to Hank Williams, he really enjoys his music but would never admit it to anybody because the rest of the gang hate it.

Johnny: Thinks about awkward conversations he’s had in the past and imagines himself giving less awkward answers than he gave in reality. 

Two-bit: Runs up the stairs in his house on all fours.

Ponyboy: He plays out conversations with himself, including facial expressions and hand gestures. While doing this he regularly comes up with the perfect comeback for something that has been said to him, although it’s always long after he could have actually used it. He whispers the whole time because he would die of embarrassment if anyone heard him.

Dally: He sometimes reenacts whole scenes from movies, playing all the parts himself, usually in the shower or while brushing his teeth.

Sodapop: He pretends he’s on his own cooking show while preparing food. He looks into the imaginary camera, makes elaborate gestures and facial expressions, lists off ingredients, gets really passionate about flavours, etc. But he never actually talks out loud.

Darry: When he’s getting the mail or the newspaper and he hears a car coming he tries to get into the house without them seeing him. 

The Outsiders + Rock and Riot
  • Dallas: I don't want to lie anymore.
  • Darry: Dally--
  • Soda: Lie about what?
  • Dallas: *sighs* It's Johnny. I've been dating Johnny.
  • Everyone: ...
  • Everyone: JOHNNY??!!!!
  • Cherry: *leaps up* Dally's not the only one!
  • Ponyboy: *gasps* /You're/ dating Johnny, too?
  • Cherry: What? No-- I...
  • Cherry: *sighs* Marcia's always been my best friend, but now I love her.
  • Marcia: *leaps up and hugs Cherry*
  • Steve: Wait a minute...
  • Steve: *counting on his fingers* Dally and Johnny...Cherry and Marcia? You mean...
  • Steve: O_O I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH SODAPOP A SECRET THIS WHOLE TIME FOR NOTHING???
  • Soda: <3 <3 <3 Babe--
  • Ponyboy: *uncontrollably sobbing* I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
  • Two-Bit: Wait, /you/ have a boyfriend?
  • Ponyboy: Yeah...he's Tim Shepard's little brother, Curly.
  • Darry: *throws hands up in the air* Now wait a gosh-darned second!!!
  • Everyone: ...
  • Darry: Is there /anybody/ else who'se going to come out?
  • Everyone: ...
  • Two-Bit: *raises hand* I don't like anyone!
The Outsiders as real quotes from people I go to school with...
  • Ponyboy: "when I stepped out, into the cold wind, from the odd warmth of the school... I had only two things in my mind. A jacket and a ride home."
  • Johnny: "please... don't... talk to me... ever..."
  • Dallas: "I'm not a tease, I'm a natural, sexual, flirt."
  • Two-bit: "after four years of this hell hole I finally know enough al-gee-braah to hit the poles."
  • Steve: "if you think I won't eat all five of these candy bars before lunch you're wrong."
  • Sodapop: "Fuck this," *slams school computer shut* "I'm pretty."
  • Darry: "I've been teaching for more than ten years and I'm pretty sure this is the weirdest request I've gotten."
  • Tim: "it's supposed to smell like smoke, not Cotten candy."
  • Angela: "if anyone ask, those aren't my nudes."
  • Curly: "no one gives a shit, the janitor caught me smoking weed in the bathroom, she just sprayed some Febreeze and walked out."
  • Cherry: "Yes, I'm a real ginger. Yes, I do steal souls." *points at freckle* "this one is yours."
  • Marcia: "I'm not a lesbian I just really like your boobs."
  • Bob: "That's my pube, give it back!"
  • Randy: "he might smell bad but he's pretty cool."
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The Outsiders (1983) Dir. Francis Ford Coppola

“I used to talk about killing myself all the time, man. But I don’t wanna die now. It ain’t long enough. Sixteen years ain’t gonna be long enough. Hell, I wouldn’t care so much if there hadn’t been so many things I haven’t done yet. So many damn things I ain’t seen or done. That time when we were in Windrixville was the only time I’ve ever been away from my neighborhood.”

things i’m sick of:

- steve not being considered smart

- people pretending like some of the meaner/tougher guys would change everything about themselves when they meet some sweet perfect dream girl

- cherry valance being villainized 

- acting like johnny was weak

- treating bob or randy like they were anything worse than confused kids

- sylvia and sandy being treated poorly

- christ just give all the girls a little credit

- seeing ‘mickey mouse’ and ‘two bit’ in the same sentence constantly

- ^^^ ‘car’ and ‘steve’