chen you're a dream

[Totally Confirmed] The following conversation was sent to us from our reporter's phone with the message, "Hahahahahahaha - Baekhyun"
  • Baekhyun: Hey, have you seen Jongin?
  • Chen: What is that smell? Are you wearing perfume?
  • Baekhyun: This is the perfume Jongin's boy toy designed, so I figure Jongin has positive associations with it.
  • Chen: You're wearing one of Etude's "Dream Girl" perfumes? Wow. The lengths you go to to get laid...
  • Baekhyun: Are you of all people judging a man for wearing perfume? Aren't you the one who made a blog post on something about gender trigonometry or some shit
  • Chen: I think you mean gender b- nevermind. This is ridiculous. You smell like a flower.
  • Baekhyun: Who says men can't smell like flowers blah blah blah acceptance blah blah blah I'm Chen's blog that he writes because he wants Lay to bone him
  • Chen: Hilarious. I don't know where Jongin is. I'm getting ready to conduct an interview for TCEF so please scram.
  • Baekhyun: Okay, I'll just text him. Hey, what are you doing tonight?
  • Chen: Not you.
  • Baekhyun: That's cool, that's cool. Wanna make out?
  • Chen: Incredible.
  • Baekhyun: Oh! Jongin texted me back! He's bowling with Lay. Bummer. Man, I wonder if they ever -
  • Chen: Nope.
  • Baekhyun: Come on you know bowling is code for -
  • Chen: They're just bowling.
  • Baekhyun: Alone. Probably in a dark room. With their lips -
  • Chen: Woah, is Kyungsoo setting your room on fire?
  • Baekhyun: WHAT NO I THOUGHT CHANYEOL WAS THE ONE WITH THE ARSON ADDICTION
  • Baekhyun: Wait
  • Baekhyun: My room's not on fire at all
  • Baekhyun: You're jealous of Jongin
  • Chen: I'm - I... it's...
  • Baekhyun: Wait you wrote about being jealous of him in our Christmas album! This is amazing! Let me see your phone! I know you recorded this!
  • Chen: No, don't -
  • Baekhyun: Haha you deserve this you nark. HI TCEF