chelsea's actual life

HOW I WRITE A PAPER:
  • hahahahaha okay let’s do this
  • hang on I need to put on my pajamas first. and get chocolate. chocolate will be comforting at around page three
  • OKAY LET’S DO THIS
  • /opens computer and word document
  • tumblr scroll
  • scroll
  • reblog
  • scroll
  • hahahahahah jeremy renner i hate you and all you choose to be
  • scroll
  • OKAY NO FOR REAL I’M READY NOW
  • but hang on i need to check facebook really quick
  • and twitter
  • did that fanfic i was reading update yet?
  • no it didn’t
  • /rereads fanfic
  • FUCK it’s been an hour fuck okay really here i go
  • let me turn on itunes for some good essay mood music
  • HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SONG
  • i wonder if they have other albums out that i don’t know about it
  • /wikipedia
  • /mediafire
  • well i don’t know if i’ll like them so i’m just going to check youtube
  • THIS IS A JAMMIN SONG, I LIKE THIS BAND
  • /listens to all of their music on youtube
  • oh hey look a new My Drunk Kitchen is out 
  • i love these 
  • 8 episodes of My Drunk Kitchen later
  • FUCK FUCK SHIT HELLFIRE IT’S BEEN THREE HOURS
  • …which means it’s been like two hours since i checked tumblr
things that happened in San Francisco:
  • the shopping you guys you don’t even know
  • the best food anywhere ever, i wanted to drown myself in blackberry liqueur and blue cheese onion rings and prosciutto
  • not at once omg calm down
  • saw the Billy Elliot musical
  • hated it
  • (it was a shitty production ok and none of the numbers were catchy)
  • BOUGHT PINK SOCKS WITH MUSTACHES ON THEM
  • went to a deli in Nob Hill
  • cashier was fuckin adorable
  • so I put on an English accent
  • said I was visiting from London
  • he believed me
  • walked blisters into my feet
  • owned the trolleys and the F-line
  • it was bitchin’ ok
  • and oh oops I’m going to Santa Barbara tomorrow, then San Diego
  • CAN’T BE TAMED
just got back from a baby shower
  • full of people I didn’t know
  • with no food
  • and lots of teenage mothers
  • and it was super awkward
  • and ill-planned
  • but at least I won precisely 157 Starbursts because I guessed how many were in the little plastic baby bottle
  • I guessed 150
  • I always win those games
  • now if only I could win the lottery
  • what am I talking about anymore
  • bye
  • so some of the students who will be in ireland with me next semester have been friending me on facebook recently (l o l) which is nice and all but
  • what could they possibly be thinking as they scroll down my wall?
  • “why are there all of these links about bradley cooper”
  • “how does she know people who live in england and canada and australia”
  • “gee she must really like tv”
  • “is her caps lock key broken”
  • “is she drunk all the time”
  • “who is rebecca”
  • “why does she want to motorboat rebecca”
  • hmm
  • you guys
  • I am going to be in Ireland from February to May of 2012
  • I just
  • sometimes it hits me
  • I am 99% sure it’s happening
  • it doesn’t seem real
  • I don’t ever get to do things like this
  • I’ve never been outside the U.S.
  • I’ve never had the money or the opportunity
  • and here I am
  • filling out the last pieces of my application
  • in close contact with the man in charge of the program
  • who can’t wait to meet me
  • oh my god
  • oh my god