steal the toaster
James Potter to whoever stole my weetabix is dead: WE ARE OUT OF MILK
James Potter: I MADE TEA AND WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT WAS GONE
James Potter: IM LITERALLY CRYIGN THIS IS A DISASTER
Sirius Black: chill
Sirius Black: might have been me this morning though
Peter Pettigrew: did u hv it with weetabix by any chance???
Sirius Black: …..
Sirius Black: shit
Sirius Black to Remus Lupin: do you reckon he’ll accept cornflakes?
Remus Lupin: kellogs ones?
Sirius Black: wtf no lidl ones
Sirus Black: do I look like im made of money
Remus Lupin: well yes
Sirius Black: rude
Sirius changed the name to: next doors wifi is dragon420
Remus Lupin: how did you…?
Remus Lupin: acc I don’t want to know
James Potter: omg bc they BLAZE IT
Sirius Black: omg
Peter Pettigrew: omg
Peter Pettigrew to James Potter: where r u we’re going pub
James Potter: in the library
James Potter: there’s this chem girl
James Potter: she’s so pretty
James Potter: pete?
James Potter: ???
Sirius Black to LADSLADSLADS: new business idea
Sirius Black: james sells jams in his pyjamas
Sirius Black: we can call it
Sirius Black: jim jams
Remus Lupin has left the group
James Potter to three normal ppl + fucking romeo: she came and asked to borrow my pen today !!!
James Potter: out of the whole library!!! she picked me !!!
James Potter: what does this mean???
Sirius Black removed James Potter from the group
Peter Pettigrew: oh thank god
Remus Lupin to James Potter: why have you called me fourteen times???
James Potter: oh pete fell out the window but hes fine
Remus Lupin: whAT???
Remus Lupin: I WAS GONE TWENTY MINUTES
James Potter: on a completely unrelated matter would you say forgetting your name was a sign of concussion?
Lily Evans to James Potter: congrats on winning the match, you were really good
James Potter to no Sirius we’re not going skinny dipping its 4 degrees: HELP
James Potter sent a photo
James Potter: WHAT DO I SAY????
Sirius Black: be ~cool~
Peter Pettigrew: ignore her, girls love it when you ignore them
Sirius Black: mate…. maybe this is why youre a virgin
Peter Pettigrew: for the last time im NOT A VIRGIN
Sirius Black: idk sounds like smth a virgin would say
Peter Pettigrew to James Potter: if my mum rings the flat say im not there
James Potter: but youre not here…?
Peter Pettigrew: she believs u when u say it
Remus Lupin to pineapple is never acceptable on pizza fight me sirius: new drinking game- take a shot whenever james mentions lily’s eyes
Sirius Black: do you want us to die????
James Potter: but guys
James Potter: theyre so green
James Potter: its like a forest
Peter Pettigrew: ill buy some vodka omw back
James Potter changed the group name to: MAN U 4-CHELSEA 1
Sirius Black: blocked
Sirius Black to sirius and co: dont go near the microwave btw
Peter Pettigrew: …….why????
Sirius Black: its lowkey broken
Sirius Black: and by lowkey i mean will kill a man
Remus Lupin: I swear to god if we call the fire service again we’re getting fined
Sirius Black: its fine im gonna steal benjys
Remus Lupin to Benjy Fenwick: Just a quick heads up, maybe hide your microwave
Benjy Fenwick: I already did after black stole my toaster
Remus Lupin: ah sorry about that
Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: you told me benjy didn’t want his toaster anymore
Sirius Black: idk how youre studying astrophysics if you believed tht tbh
Sirius Black to moony ripped a new fiver im so proud: saw evans today
James Potter: omg did she mention me?
Sirius Black: she wanted to know if we were fucking
James Potter: what did you say???
Sirius Black: yes obvisly
James Potter: aw babe
Remus Lupin: get a room
James added Sirius Black and Lily Evans to the group: just to clarify me and sirius are not fucking
Sirius Black: exCUSE ME???
Sirius Black: DID U JST DUMP ME BY GROUP NAME????
Sirius Black: HOW WILL I EVER GET OVER THIS BETRAYAL
Lily Evans: james how could you?
James Potter: …. are you serious
Sirius Black: …..
James Potter: don’t you fucking dare
Sirius Black to James Potter: come and help me buy 150 snickers for bellatrix
James Potter: nah im in history
James Potter: isn’t she allergic to nuts
Sirius Black: exactly
Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: lily just asked if she can sit w/ us at james’s final
Sirius Black: oh mY GOD
Sirius Black: operation lames is go
Remus Lupin: I told you not to call it that
Sirius Black: it’s a gd name #hatersgonnahate
Remus Lupin: please stop
Peter Pettigrew to potter for president: afterparty at ours right?
Sirius Black: hell yes
Sirius Black: proud of you jamesy
Sirius Black changed to the group name to: WHY THE FRICKETY FRACK IS EVANS IN THE KITCHEN IN JAMES’S FOOTBALL SHIRT?????
James Potter: she cant walk around naked can she?