We visited the house Washington stayed at before Yorktown and the aides’ room had 4 tiny beds in it. So fic writers, if you want to write truly accurate Lams smut, be sure to include all the other aides shoving pillows over their heads and avoiding eye contact the next morning. Also, if we’re being real accurate, probably Meade stuck in the same bed as Alex and John, whispering “just keep it over the pants this time, guys? Please?”
The Powerpuff Girls, Ed Edd N’ Eddy, Destiny’s Child, Miley Lilly and Oliver, Raven Chelsea and Eddy, Zack Cody and Woody, Me Myself and I, pancakes bacon and eggs, Alex Justin and Max, Cory Topanga and Shawn, Sabrina Zelda and Hilda, Harry Hermione and Ron, Will Coco and Edwardo, Mickey Goofy and Donald, Riley Maya and Farkle, Pearl Amethyst and Garnet, and The Kanker Sisters are superior trios to Kim, Kendall, and Kylie.