chelsea & alex this is for you

We visited the house Washington stayed at before Yorktown and the aides’ room had 4 tiny beds in it. So fic writers, if you want to write truly accurate Lams smut, be sure to include all the other aides shoving pillows over their heads and avoiding eye contact the next morning. Also, if we’re being real accurate, probably Meade stuck in the same bed as Alex and John, whispering “just keep it over the pants this time, guys? Please?”

Just so you know...

The Powerpuff Girls, Ed Edd N’ Eddy, Destiny’s Child, Miley Lilly and Oliver, Raven Chelsea and Eddy, Zack Cody and Woody, Me Myself and I, pancakes bacon and eggs, Alex Justin and Max, Cory Topanga and Shawn, Sabrina Zelda and Hilda, Harry Hermione and Ron, Will Coco and Edwardo, Mickey Goofy and Donald, Riley Maya and Farkle, Pearl Amethyst and Garnet, and The Kanker Sisters are superior trios to Kim, Kendall, and Kylie.


anonymous asked:

Write all of your favorite songs. your Lana playlist is adorable but I want to know your other favorites *-*

  • Alessia Cara - Here (Lucian Remix)
  • Amy Winehouse - Back to Black
  • Angus and Julia Stone - All Of Me
  • Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?
  • Arctic Monkeys - Arabella
  • Arcitc Monkeys - One For The Road
  • Arctic Monkeys - Snap Out Of It
  • Arctic Monkeys - I Wanna Be Yours
  • Avicii - Addicted To You
  • Avicii - Hey Brother
  • Azelia Banks - 212
  • Babybird - Take Me Back
  • Bastille - Laura Palmer
  • Bastille - Of The Night
  • Black Coast - TRNDSSTTR (Lucian Remix)
  • BlakRoc - What You Do To Me
  • Broods - Coattails
  • Marina & the Diamonds - Bubblegum Bitch
  • Marina & the Diamonds - Electra Heart
  • Marina & the Diamonds - Froot
  • Marina & Diamonds - Homewrecker
  • Calvin Harris - Sweet Nothing
  • Castle In the Snow
  • Cem Adrian - Summertime (cover)
  • Rihanna - Desperado
  • Rihanna - Work
  • Cyberpunkers - Fuck The System
  • Dans mon quartier
  • David Guetta - Hey Mama
  • David Guetta - Lovers on the Sun
  • Miley Cyrus - Decisions ft. Borgore
  • Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus
  • Indila - Run
  • Indila - Derniere Danse
  • Indila - Tourne dans la vide
  • Drake - Hotline Bling
  • Die Antwoord - Baby’s On Fire
  • Eagles - Hotel California
  • Ed Sheeran - Give me Love
  • Ed Sheeran - I See Fire
  • Hoizer - Take me to Church /  (Ed Sheeran x hoizer version)
  • Elliphant - Revolusion
  • Eminem - Guts Over Fear
  • Eva Simons - Bludfire
  • Far East Movement - Bang It To the Curb
  • FEDER - Goodbye
  • Franz Ferdinand - Evil Eye
  • Capital Cities - Kangaroo Court
  • Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
  • TPR - Heaven Knows
  • TPR - My Medicine
  • TPR - You
  • I Hate Everything About You
  • Iggy Azalea - Work
  • Imagine Dragons - Gold
  • Imagine Dragons - Monster
  • JB - Sorry
  • Justin Timberlake - TKO
  • Justin Timberlake - Cry Me a River
  • Justin Timberlake - Suit and Tie
  • Justin Timberlake - SexyBack
  • Skrillex - Kyoto
  • Skrillex - Make It Bun Dem
  • Kings Of Leon - Sex On Fire
  • Lady Gaga - G.U.Y
  • Lucia - Silence
  • Lykke LI - Gunshot
  • Lykke LI - I Follow Rivers
  • Gary Jules - Mad World
  • Marian Hill - One Time
  • Melanie Martinez - Cry Baby
  • Melanie Martinez - Pity Party
  • M.I.A - Bad Girls
  • Muse - Dead Inside
  • Muse - Unintended
  • Mini Mansions - Vertigo
  • Selena Gomez - Same Old Love
  • Selena Gomez - Come and Get It
  • The Neighbourhood - Daddy Issues
  • The Neighbourhood - Afraid
  • Novo Amor - Welcome To The Jungle
  • Passenger - Let Her Go
  • Princess Chelsea - The Cigarette Duet
  • Princess Chelsea - Yulia
  • Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall
  • Nirvana - Smells like teen Spirit
  • Nirvana - In Bloom
  • Rihanna - Fresh Out The Runway
  • Selena Gomez - Me and My Girls
  • Sevyn Streeter - How Bad Do You Want It
  • Skrillex - Kill Everybody
  • Sting - Shape Of My Heart
  • Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box / ( also Lana Del Rey cover)
  • Tom Odell - Another Love
  • VOVIII - APACHE (Alex Ramos Remix)
  • The Weeknd - The Hills
  • The Weeknd - Prisoner ft. Lana Del Rey / (also Tomsize Remix)
  • Wiz Khalfia - Black ‘nd Yellow
  • Yael Naim - Toxic
  • Lorde - Yellow Flicker Beat
  • Stephen - Crossfire

Not all of them but the good ones sorry I have my special songs lmao (and the Turkish songs or the other languages) ^^ and you can listen all TrapNation Remixs. Thanks for asking, Love you :*

Guys, I can’t liveblog the game today so here a liveblogging master post with every comment I will make.

  1. [right after KO] by the powers bestowed upon me by old Trafford I declare this game a draw. now can we all go home pls.
  2. [4th min] still nil-nil!!! look who is doing infinitely better than the last time we played Chelsea in the league :)))
  3. [someone makes a good run…] you go my son. you go and show these bastards what we are made of. you go and avenge that fa cup game for us. I BELIEVE
  4. […attempt hits the goalpost bc ofc] arghagshgasgh why do I bother askhjasdhj #sigh #eternal suffering
  5. [insert david de gea is a blessing to this team and we don’t deserve him post]
  7. [end of the game. alternate scenarios]
    1. Did we win this game? or am I dreaming? is this inception? can we know that anything is real?
    3. abandon all hope ye who enter here is my life motto anyway. im thinking of having it tattooed to my shoulder under the united crest. :S :S :S
      1. genuine poll: does karma exist? now that Europa is the only way to go will I be punished for having laughed at Liverpool’s fate last season for months? tell me mutuals??? tell me there is hope???
  8. [BONUS ROUND - choose one of the tree]
    1. marouane fellaini you are my lord and my savior and I am sorry for every mean word I ever said about you
    2. this. this is exactly what you get for having any trust in this team BUT ESP THE TREE
    3. he…gave away two penalties…in three minutes…this man…proves me wrong every time I think he can’t surprise me anymore…kill me now…