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Probably happened on the Enterprise
  • Chekov: *detonating a bomb on a Klingon ship*
  • Chekov: I'm a bomber. I can't believe I'm a bomber. I wonder if I can list that on my resume under "special skills"?
  • Scotty: *over COMMS* WILL YA SHUT YER WEE ASS UP AND HURRY YOU'RE BLOWING THEM UP NOT HAVING A PICNIC WITH THE PRIME MINISTER
Pavel Chekov: Videos

You were finally done with you day in the sickbay you worked as a nurse, you walked into your shared quarters with your boyfriend Pavel or as everyone else called him Chekov. As soon as you got in you heard the dreaded sound of your old band ‘Pink Champagne’ doing a cover of 'This is Gospel’ by Panic at the Disco, you got up and walked to the couch and saw Pavel watching your old band playing, “Uh Pav what are you doing,” he turned around with a smile on his face “You play zhe guitar,” “Four years ago yes, now not really only when I’m feeling a strong emotion but I used to play,” Pavel slyly smiled and quickly took the video and sped of out of your quarters “Pavel! Where are you going!” “To show zis to Keptain Kirk and zhe gang, bye,” “Pavel don’t you dare!” And you sped out after him but damn he was fast after some time you lost him, when you finally did get to the bridge there was you on a clscreen and the Captain, Uhura, Spock, Sulu, Bones and Scotty and Pavel all watching your band the Captain saw you enter and said “Man I didn’t know you were apart of a band this is great” “Uh why Kirk?” “Because now when we have parties you can perform, without me having to pay you,” “You’ll still have to pay me Kirk,” “Aww ok then but still you’re pretty good and that rap you added in OMG so good,” Pavel looked at you with admiration in his eyes watching you blush from getting compliments from the crew about your band he didn’t even notice you coming over and snapping your fingers in front of his eyes, “Pav, Pavel, Pav baby, Chekov, you alright?” “Oh yes yes I am fine just fine, do you vant to go back to our quarters I know you are very tired?” “That’d be great Pav, bye everyone,” everyone muttered a goodbye in response. When you both got back to your quarters you changed into your pjs and so did Pavel which was basically his shirt of with just his boxers (ugh imagine that my mouth is watering. That was weird) you both got into bed you and Pavel were staring into each other’s eyes and you both leaned in and kissed it was really gentle with a lot of happiness in it, “I love you Pavel Chekov,” he kissed your nose causing you to scrunch up your face and him to chuckle “I love you too (Y/N) (Y/L/N) with all my heart and soul.” You two lay there in each other’s arms falling into a peaceful slumber.

Originally posted by oscaricaas

could you imagine The Enterprise having like a yearly inspection and Kirk bugs out every time because the best running ship in the fleet certainly doesn’t become so because they follow the rules. He has to remind the crew a week in advance to actually call him Captain and use formal titles. Bones and Scotty’s shared bathroom which is one hundred percent a liquor cabinet/distillery cannot be a thing. Sulu has to collect all of his plants out of everywhere that’s not the Botany Labs and hide the illegal ones he picked up during their journey in his quarters. Scotty has to remove all of his Scotty-Approved-Modifications from Engineering. Spock can’t work four shifts in a row and break the ensigns that challenge him in the gym to sparring matches. Bones can’t medically offer alcohol to anybody. Uhura needs to not curse every ten minutes, in any language. Chekov needs to focus more on his console and less on every pair of legs walking by his station.