chekov is one of us

Bones: Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Uhura: I did. I broke it -
Bones: No. No, you didn’t. Jim?
Jim: Don’t look at me, look at Spock.
Spock: What?! I didn’t break it!
Jim: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Spock: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Jim: Suspicious.
Spock: No, it’s not!
Sulu: If it matters, probably not but… Chekov was the last one to use it.
Chekov: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Sulu: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Chekov: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hikaru!
Uhura: Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Leonard.
Bones: No. Who broke it?
Spock: Doctor, Mr. Scott has been awfully quiet…
Scotty: Really?!
Spock: Yeah, really!

Bones: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.

  • Uhura: Chekov I really like your hair.
  • Chekov: I don't. The curls make me look like a child.
  • Uhura: You could always straighten it.
  • Chekov: No, when I straighten my hair it looks like I have a comb over.