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Voltron / The Little Mermaid crossover

Help me, y'all. Any time my kids watch a movie, I recast characters to fit Voltron. I need help.

Princess Ariel - Allura
Prince Eric - Takashi Shirogane
Ursula - Zarkon
Vanessa - Witch Haggar
King Triton - King Alfor
Sebastian - Keith Kogane
Flounder - Lance McClain
Scuttle - Pidge / Katie Holt
Flotsam - Sendak
Jetsam - Prorak
Grimsby - Hunk Garrett
Max - Rover
Chef Louis - Coran
Carlotta - Shay

To Earn $100,000 A Year, You Can:
Spend up to four years earning a degree from a culinary school, then spend Remy knows how much longer working your way up, burned and bruised and bleeding, from a lowly cook to an executive chef. And then get another part-time job on the side, because executive chef salaries max out at around $87,000.

Or You Can:
Grow a thicket of chest hair and distribute wieners from a questionably hygienic cart. Hot dog vendors across our great nation are earning an average of $100,000 a year.

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