Ally really is queen bee. Why would Kai have chosen clowns of all things to become? And who has conquered fear through adversity before? It seems like Kai’s indoctrination is based off of something he’s been taught to believe in and actually seen work. Additionally, Ally and Kai are arguably more alike than anyone else in the Cult. She voted against her wife’s choice just like Kai voted against the Cult to gain empowerment. She sees anger in other people. The chef, etc. Kai is someone for people to believe in, while Ally has always been the damsel in distress, but unlike the other cultists, is hesitant to believe anyone, save for Beverly. I hope that this will be the radical turn of events that this show needs because as it stands it is too predictable. I want Kai to have met his match by the end of the show. Beverly is a strong contender for that match in “equal power, but I have a feeling that he will find her strength too overwhelming after she disagrees with him. Thus, finding a way to get rid of her. Ally would be the ultimate supreme… queen bee where no one would see it coming.
When it came time for a science project, Paris settled on studying snails.
She enlisted her chef Kai Chase to help her find snails in the mansion’s backyard. The pair carried large flashlights and found several of the slimy creatures and prepared to bring them inside.
Jackson was waiting for them.
“At this point, I believed I was going to get fired,” Chase recalled.
The singer looked at the snails and had a different reaction — he helped make them a home.
He ended up putting them in jars with a bedding of moss in the bottom and tiny cocktail umbrellas to live under.
Other animals roaming through the home included a chocolate lab named Kenya, cats named Katie and Thriller, a rabbit and a talking bird who would “whistle when pretty girls go by,” Chase said.
Prince had a pet rat he carried around, while Paris would host tea parties in her backyard doll house for the animals. The dog would jump in the pool with the kids when they swam on Saturdays, Chase said.
The children would “run to him like lighting” when their father came home from a rehearsal,“ she said. "They would hang on him. It would bring tears to my eyes.”
Kai Chase’s court case testimony about family life at Michael Jackson’s house before he passed
I woke up to sunlight flooding my room and an empty bed. Kai was gone. I wasn’t surprised, seeing as how my father would kill him before killing me if he found out that I was ‘sleeping with the enemy’. I don’t know how this little arrangement happened anyway, but I wasn’t complaining. I sat up and stretched before looking at the alarm clock on my nightstand. 6:27. I groaned before plopping back in bed.
I jumped up in surprise to see Kai standing there with a towel around his waist, beads of water dripping onto the hardwood floor. Ughhhh.
“Dude, would it kill you to dry off in the bathroom instead of dripping all over my floor?” I asked as an attempt to divert attention from my blushing cheeks.
“Don’t act like you don’t love it, babe.” I plopped back into bed before he could see my even redder checks.
“Why are you still here anyway? My dad could’ve caught you.”
“He would’ve, if he were actually here. I heard him leave early. Something about a vampire to hunt?”
I eventually got out of bed and got ready for school. After showering, I got dressed in a black tshirt dress, black knee socks, and black shoes before styling my shoulder length hair in a partial top knot. When I exited my bedroom, I was greeted with the sweet-smelling scent of pancakes.
I walked into the kitchen to see Chef Kai with a spatula in hand, flipping pancakes onto two plates with bacon on the side. I gave him a peck on the cheek as a thank you before grabbing my plate and digging in. When we were both finished with our breakfast, I grabbed our plates and began doing the dishes.
“Have I ever mentioned,” Kai began as he wrapped his arms around my waist, “how much I love this dress?” I laughed as he began to leave small pecks on the curve of my neck. My laugh faded as he began to suck softly.
“Kai, I’m gonna be late,” I said as I attempted to open my eyes.
“Ditch,” he mumbled into my neck as his hand creeped up my dress.
“No, seriously. My dad woud kill me if he found out I ditched,” I exclaimed as I pushed him off of me. I quickly finished washing the dishes before grabbing my books and such from the living room table and shoving them into my bag.
“Alright, Goody Two-Shoes,” he said as he held his hands up in mock surrender. I glared at him as a smug smirk appeared on his face.
“I am not a Goody Two-Shoes!”
“I don’t think you’ve done one bad thing in your life. Ever.”
“I’m sleeping with you, aren’t I?”
I found myself seated on a large pleated couch in a house with a bunch of other college students. Elena dragged me here with the excuse that I needed to “get out & have fun for once”, but we got seperated as soon as we walked in.
I brought my coke can to my lips and took a sip (no way was I getting drunk in front of all these people) before getting up and walking out.
“Hey cutie,” a random frat boy called out as I walked past. I rolled my eyes and continued walking
“Hey!” I was grabbed from behind and forcefully turned around before being pulled into the frat boy’s chest. “I was talking to you.”
“And I was ignoring you,” I scoffed. “Now that we’ve stated the obvious, you can let me go now.”
“How about we go upstairs instead?” he slurred while drunkenly smirking. Before I knew it, the boy that was once in front of me was sent flying a couple feet away.
“Man was he annoying.” I turned around to see Kai standing behind me.
“I had it handled, Kai!”
“Sure, if you call being pressed against him ‘handled’,” he glared. I took a step forward and returned the glare.
“What’s your deal?” He ran a hand through his hair before responding.
“You’re my deal! You keep doing this..this thing and it makes me.. care for you.”
I dropped my glare and replaced it with a look of confusion. “What?”
“For some reason, I always want to be around you. It’s like I can’t stop thinking about you. I guess I like you? I don’t know?”
“You..you like me?”
“It’s like I want to hate you but I just can’t. It’s probably the sex. Can sex make you feel?” I rolled my eyes as he continued rambling before stepping closer to him.
“I like you too,” I admitted.
“So now what?”
I playfully rolled my eyes before grabbing both sides of his face in my hands before planting a passionate kiss on his lips, unlike the usual sloppy kisses we’ve shared previously. Kai eventually pulled away and released a breathy laugh.
“Now your dad’s really going to kill me.”
first kai imagine!! loosely based off the song ‘our deal’ by best coast. tell me what you think & SEND REQUESTS PLEASE 😊
[TRANS/FULL] 150804 Kai’s fan chat relay event compilation
NOTICE: Please take out my translations with credit (e.g. cr: 103oclock) and also don’t forget to credit the person who provided me with the chat screenshots (@8KIMKAI8)
Hello, this is exo’s kai
Have we started?
Why is no one saying anything?
Let’s play and have fun today
Something changed from the previous chat
The computers have become a whole lot better
The monitor screens are really big
It’s as big as my body
It’s fast ₩
Rahee’s hair is short
My dogs are all doing well
I’m very dark/tan
I love you
Spicy braised chicken
My roommates at the moment are Chanyeol and D.O. hyungs
i’m busy reading
No no no
I’m very busy reading
I like Japan’s ramen
Spicy chicken is yummy
My hair is white
My face is dark but
My thoughts are white(pure) [’Head’ in Korean is the same word as ‘Hair’ so this would also mean “The inside of my hair is white(pure)”. Jongin was just playing with words!]
The inside of my heart is pink
If you want me to play with you like how I do with Rahee, I need to give you rides on an aeroplane [Parents normally play with infants by giving them “aeroplane rides” which is putting the baby on their feet while the adult is lying on their backs and lifting the child with their legs]
No, no aeroplane
I will let you start by riding business class
If you see me wearing glasses, EXO-L are not going to like it
I look ugly
The most recent movie I watched is Jurassic
I want to raise a raptor
People who will raise a raptor?
EXO-Ls are cute tyrannosaurs
I’m Ka-ptor [’Ka-ptor’ as in Kai + raptor]
I’m Ka-ptor and EXO-Ls are EXO-L-rannosaurs
I can’t do it
still has a long way to go
against his brother Chicken
As for fruits, strawberries
EXO-Ls are grapes
Among EXO’s songs, the song I like the most is
I like all of them
I’m good at making ramen
I make a bit of eggs these days too
Ha, I am a chef
I’m a chef
EXO-Ls are eggs
Kaf [’Kaf’ as in Kai + chef]
Spaghetti is a food that I buy and eat
As for hand cream, I have never used it other than to film for a CF
I don’t use cologne
For body lotion and shampoo, I use whatever that’s available in the dorm
When I don’t put my things into my pockets, I carry them in a paper bag
Today I did a magazine shoot and it went well
I did an interview and I talked about EXO-Ls. I did well, didn’t I
It’s a secret
The way to avoid the heat is to go in the shade
EXO-Ls are the fingers and I’m the toes
We’re hands and feet combined
Couple ring? For EXO-L and I?
Since I’m the toes, I should have it sized for my toes
My fingers are old, I need to grease them [I think he means that his fingers are so old that they became rusty and needs to be lubricated]
These days the doll clothes [He stopped talking about the doll clothes abruptly lol]
For today’s dinner, chicken
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I only recommend chicken, huh
I have tried painting my nails
But I didn’t just paint my nails, I also got it all over my fingers
I thought nail polish was lip balm
So I applied it on my lips and I cried
Ah, I don’t have any SNS account
If I do have one, it’ll be posted up on From. EXO
But I probably won’t have much to write..
Since I was born, I was cute and have eaten everything. Yummy
Ah, I made Instagram because the manager hyungs were pleading me to use it for public relations
Iced chocolate is delicious
F.E. is of course ‘From Exo’
If I act, everyone will cry so I will have to do it later on in the future [Saying his acting is so bad that we’ll all cry lol]
I don’t drink alcohol
hi [in English]
You’re mine, mine
Church oppa is only Suho hyung
Monggu is just like how he has always been
I like the smell of flowers
There are so many chats that I feel like my words have become so much shorter ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ
Shall we do this for 2 hours?
The moment I arrive at the dorm, I take off my shoes
Before I sleep I close my eyes
You need to drink a lot of water, it’s healthy
Drink lots of water.
MAMA is the most tiring
What class was I in during kindergarten…
I played Vectorman and had fun in kindergarten
I’ll make EXO-L into a princess
and I’m the bear ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Because you said I look like a bear
Why doesn’t this notebook have Chinese words
Ah, apple computers don’t have it
My foot size is 4000
My height is 5000
My attacking power is 1billion
I want to go to the U.S. again
People who will leave to collect dragon balls?
Ohhhhh there’s a lot of you
People who will be Sonokong/Son Goku?
People who will be Bulma and then there will be marriage
EXO-L is Bulma and I’m Vegeta
ㅋㅋㅋㅋIf you’re Mrs. Kim then it’s Kim Bulma
Don’t change your name
ㅋㅋㅋㅋI am Kim-geta
I’m wearing a white tee and jeans right now
If it’s hot, take off your clothes
Fight fire with fire
I’m very sensitive to the heat and I’m very sensitive to the cold, I have many weaknesses
If it’s hot and I take off my clothes, it’s cold
Since it’s like this, my health food is chicken
I think I wear a lot of long sleeves because my sense for the seasons have dropped
If you ask what to eat to become beautiful
EXO-L’s love ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
What to eat to lose weight too?
Don’t lose weight
Where should I live when I’m old
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋI don’t have a house either
Seems like there’s no one in. I need to go to another house
Why is there no one
I need to go home
You said “Don’t goi” ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Ah, this is so funny and interesting
I have never called my noonas ‘eonnie’
But i think I’ve called them ‘appa’ before
My ideal type is EXO-L ㅋㅋㅋ
Recommend me spectacles ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Harry Potter is interesting
I will go for the competition in Goblet of Fire and I will win
Was it Quidditch?
People who want to do that?
I will win everyone
Let’s do EXO-L vs Kai
You can’t use a vaccum
I’m in Gryffindor? Slytherin?
I did it in the first grade of elementary school
When I was in elementary school, I got first in doing push-ups
I’m a cool man
I like watching soccer the most~
It’s always enjoyable with a group of friends
Bboro bboro bboro
Chelsea is awesome
They lost to Arsenal a while ago
So sad ㅜㅜ I’m crying
They lost. They lost ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ
I bought Rahee a car for Children’s Day
But if she’s scared when she rides that
She hasn’t even ridden that once..
Rahee doesn’t cry much
I’m not the one giving birth to twins ㅜㅜ
These days I like my ears too
My vision is bad
I wear contact lenses ㅜㅜ
I like long hair and I like short hair
I also like bald head
3 words poem ㅋㅋㅋ
No, I’ll cry if I go bald
You will damage your hair if you dye it
You’re pretty even without dyeing your hair
Since I said you’re pretty, don’t do it
Please feel more refreshed, everyone
Drink iced water
I receive the most strength when fans say that they’re happy
I feel like “My EXO-Ls said that they are happy”
I sleep on my flights so I don’t eat the meals provided
I saw a typhoon being prevented
I was the one who stopped it
Because I’m Vegeta
I went to the kitchen of EXO-L just now
I took the cola in the fridge and drank it
I saw the back of our EXO-L
I wanted to hug you, but I just went off
Because I need to do the chatting
I’m happy when I dance
I like all our choreographies
I have to be happy, of course
EXO-Ls who see me are happy do, am I right or not?
When it’s Christmas, Santa Claus doesn’t give me presents so got sad
So my father said that Santa Claus didn’t leave me a present, but a card
I acted like I believed him and bought toys
During elementary school, my dream was to break world record and hold the record for the longest time
I always drop my phone
It’s amazing how I break my phone even with the phone case on
Everything breaks when they come into my hands
If you want to break something, let me hold it
The amusement park was fun
The water was fun
No no, not that
The line is extremely long
There this ride called Atlantis in Lotte World makes me really excited
Something I’m scared of in amusement parks ㅎㅎ
I’m not scared of anything
Ghosts are my friends, zombies are my friends, phantoms are my friends
They’re all my friends because I’m Vegeta
I’m scared of Sonokong the most
Horror movies are fun
They’re not real ghosts
Fake ghosts are my friends but real ghosts are scary
ㅋㅋㅋ Fake ghosts
Even when I lose, only my hands hurt
Because I’m a robot
Before I go to sleep, I dance with my brain
I said my brain ㅋㅋ
My thoughts dance
Otherwise, I think of soccer and I fall asleep
Ah, inner dance
I said I dance with my brain
wiggle wiggle wiggle
I knew about inner dance because you guys told me about it just now ㅋㅋ It’s apt
I don’t go to Karaoke ㅋㅋ
Read, um, read books that will maximise your imagination
I think I have to go now
I want to call out your names but people who don’t get to hear their names being said will get hurt
And the duration to have a conversation with you guys have decreased so I couldn’t call your names
Every one of our fans are all precious because you’re all mine
EXO-L all together is mine
Lastly, the days are hot so please stay healthy and don’t hurt your body doing excessive measures to lose weight
I always like you
I will teleport to you to see if you’re doing well