Gai n Kakashi got married like on the playground when they were 9 and that was it. that’s their wedding day forever that’s the day they both point to whenever anyone asks when they became husbands and they don’t even have a certificate or anything but they will force the other jounin to tell you yeah it happened yeah it’s official can i leave now


Training with Captain America and Quicksilver was probably a really weird thing for Ally.

She was tiny and not often taken seriously. It was hard being 5'3 and working for S.H.I.E.L.D because sometimes director Coulson would rethink letting her out onto the field in case she got hurt. But in all honesty, she was someone not too many people wanted to mess with and many new people found that out the hard way.

“Alright, shorty?” Pietro teased after making Ally fall on her back. She groaned quietly, getting to her knees and frowned at him.

“You cheat. Try fighting without your super speed and see how good you are then.”

“She’s got a good point there,” Steve laughed quietly, making Ally point a threatening finger towards him.

“If you didn’t have your super strength, I’d have you on the floor too!” Her face flushed pink at what she said, both Steve and Pietro laughing.

“Kinky.” Pietro snorted, making her roll her eyes as she went for her towel. It was hard for both of the men to not check her out as she walked off; both of them knew she was beautiful and both of them knew that they’d be the luckiest guys in the world if they even got to take her out even on a date. However, neither of them considered that they could be one another’s competition in this kind of department.

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anonymous asked:

How do you feel about Christians secret desire to get jacked off by cheeto dust fingers?

lmao i’ve had this exact conversation with him and he doesn’t even joke about it, like i’ll mention “ what if a supermodel wanted to hook up with you but you realise she just ate a bag of cheezles without washing her hands” and he’ll physically shudder at the thought, he’s really not about that dust life