The signs as Steven Universe lingo

Cancer: Square Mom

Aquarius: Lesbian Space Rocks

Gemini: Big Buff Cheeto Puff

Libra: Bird Mom

Leo: Space Dorito

Sagittarius: Tuxedo Dorito

Scorpio: Purple Mom

Virgo: I fucking regret watching this show. What have I done to myself? Who have I become? This is an empty void of a life. I am a shell of who I once was. I pray for death.

Pisces: Water Jesus

Taurus: Peridorito

Capricorn: Onion, lord of hell

Aries: Giant Woman