cheeto-puffs

anonymous asked:

Can I live in y'alls attic? I promise I won't be a bother. I'm in a country with a cheeto puff for a president. Please!

why yes, anyone trying to escape trump should be at our house by morning. -remus

Propaganda style poster for everyone’s favorite huge alien woman who definitely wants to beat them up. As commissioned by the fantastic & patient Sarah who didn’t give me her tumblr name…

★ Available on RedBubble as a poster, tshirt, mug, etc.

honestly I think my favorite thing about Jasper is that she’s such a fucking drama hoe

So far she has:

-gotten a cape specially made for the sole purpose of wanting to look dramatic and fabulous in front of her enemies.

- put on eyeliner for a fight.

-literally paused what she was doing just so “Rose” could take a menacing picture of her, before disappearing into the unknown.

- made an exit walking backwards into the ocean, and paused to say a one liner before sinking down completely when it was so totally unnecessary of her to do so.

If/ when Jasper gets redeemed all I’m saying is peridot is gonna have good run for her money in terms of the biggest dork in the group

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Ok so. On the left is a picture of a virus, on the right is a picture of the Gem Injector from Steven Universe.
The gems are basically a virus to earth.

I would just like to leave that with you

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Okay, so
There is officially enough cannon material to make a decent stab at what all of Jasper’s markings look like
So I made an as cannon as possible map of them
And it was also a great excuse to draw a hot af Jasp so why not
(If the clothes look bullshat then that’s because they are. I drew her without them at first since Gems don’t have sex parts but I went ahead and covered her anyways and I’m sad)

Edit: shiiit I got her leg markings backwards and now I can’t freaking edit my post even though I fixed the drawing ;A;