cheetah clothes

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“Chris temporarily lost touch with his niceness and called his friend a **** in so venomous a fashion that our lovable Caledonian felt moved to respond thus, ‘I’m going to fucking hit you in a minute’. ‘Well go on then!’ came the retort, sounding more like an order than an invite.”

cpt-trips  asked:

Headcannons regarding what gets Vanderwood all hot and bothered? Yeah. I'm trash...

Do I have to say how much I like the fact that you’re a trash?

It’s, surprisingly, not too nsfw. Only a little. How did I manage to do it not too nsfw? I don’t know really.

Vanderwood:

  • Cleaning your damn room
  • Wearing cheetah printed clothes. The thing is that the print on his coat was something quite accidental (the coat was just comfy?), but as he grew attached to it, he finds it something he kind of indentifies with. So wearing the pattern makes you as “his territory”.
  • Wearing really anything “mature”. Dresses perfectly fitting your figure or long, loose ones, high heels, shining earrings with diamonds, elegance itself. You can’t imagine how much it bothers him. Beware that the appropriate place for a dress is on the floor, next to his bed.
  • Touching him. Slightly. Smooth, accidental touches here and there, unnoticeable for anyone else. Even though he’s usually fully clothed, he can feel them. It’s kind of a message for him, so bonus points if you’re in public and you’re the onoly one who understands it. And if you somewhat manage to actually reach his skin… well, even more bonus points!
  • Also, whispering. Things only he can hear. Making him somewhat feel special, that he’s the only one you’re focused on. It’s not something he experiences often. So go for it.
  • Misbehaving. Throwing a can to the ground when he’s cleaning (as long as he’s in the mood, please don’t do it too often), trying to tease him or even dominate, bluntly staring at him when he’s doing something else… But beware, this man is a sadist. For him acting like this is a challenge - and his purpose is to make you submit. He may get violent, he may punish you in the most painful way (sometimes even not sexual). But in the end, you’ll obey him and finally clean your damn room
  • Making him jealous. He hates it, but it works. He doesn’t get jealous easily since he’s pretty considerate, but if you start to ignore him for someone else, he’s done. But guess what, it’s not the safest way to bother him either. So beware, this dog may bite.
  • Dancing. He will literally want to flip you over and do right away if you give him a teasing lap dance and swinging loosely while listening to some old Parov Stelar’s pieces will get him go nut. He really likes the aura of jazz night clubs. But what’s his guilty pleasure? Tango. He’s damn good at it too. It’s erotical, but not vulgar. It’s subtle. And he loves it. Because nothing drives him crazy more than letting his imagination flow~ He’s a damn James Bond in disguise
  • And cleaning your damn room for once
  • Please clean your room
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hey guys so i’ll make this quick…

i love making shorts (dying them/cutting them/styling them/ all of that) and i used to have an online store that i got rid of cause it got in the way of school but now i have the time to start it up again. i buy thrift store jeans and turn them into something hip and trendy and i think it’s a really great way of recycling old jeans plus it’s cheaper lol. reblog this if you’d buy any of these and if i get enough maybe i’ll start it back up again! i’d also like to add chokers and crop tops… So please, let me know! message me too if you think i should! i’d love to make clothes for you guys (:

The girl standing next to Stella with the cheetah print is most likely the owner of the tablet with cat pictures in Life is Strange. 

Now, hear me out.

So most of you LIS fans are aware that, if the player pays attentions to the minor items included in the game, they can see that someone in Blackwell Academy is looking for a lost tablet with cat photos.

People have been saying that Nathan Prescott is the person, since the handwriting on the letters resemble Nathan’s handwriting in an unused document. And to be honest, I really like that idea. Nathan being a cat person is absolutely adorable to me, and if the gamers did that I would be thrilled.

However, I never believed that as canon since the first time I’ve seen Episode 4 of the game, and it’s getting on my nerves that people keep saying it is Nathan.

In the End of the World party scene, Stella is working at the entrance. When Max enters, you can clearly hear Stella saying in the background “No, I didn’t see any tablet with cat pics.” I’m 100% sure I’m not the only one who heard that, even while not paying much attention. 

I was surprised that out of the 7 people that I’ve seen play the entire game, none of them noticed or bothered to point that line out. It’s very audible compared to Samuel’s obscure voice in the backwards hallway scene(in the nightmare sequence in Episode 5), which still so many people noticed.

Now, Nathan can’t be the owner of the tablet at this point because

1)Clearly, Nathan isn’t at the party at all, which Stella directly tells Max. 

2)The entire party scene is also kind of made to prove that Nathan isn’t there… 

3)Besides, he’s already dead.(Ouch, there goes my heart ripping into pieces.) 

So it’s impossible in any way what-so-ever for Nathan to randomly be at the entrance wasting his time asking Stella about his lost tablet, which even if he was alive, I doubt he would do. I mean, I can’t imagine him going, “Have you seen a tablet with cat pics?” to anyone. Hilarious to think about, though.

I was watching another play-through of the game with alternate camera angles. In the entrance scene of the End of the world party, I was able to take a glance at Stella’s direction. When Stella answers the unheard question of the cat pics, guess who is talking to her? Yeah, as seen in the photo above, it’s just a random girl with cheetah prints. 

I just really wanted to make this post because so many people have been talking about how Nathan, or any other named character in the game, could be the mysterious owner of the tablet, when there’s that one line by Stella that’s not that easy to miss, plus the details of the game just won’t align with whatever theories some people are coming up with.

 I know. I’m making a big deal out of this, and I get it. It’s fun and silly to imagine any character to be that mysterious person the game tossed out there, but I just wanted to point out what I noticed. 

I’m not saying you shouldn’t think that a certain character takes the role of the owner of the tablet. The headcanons that you guys come up are amazing and they always make my day. 

But I just wanted to point out the big details that I felt like people were missing while these assumptions are made.  

Again, I just wanted to point out my theory. The owner of the kitty tablet is the girl with the cheetah prints(her clothing even makes sense).

But again, I’m not hating on the idea that Nathan is a cat lover. It’s adorable and I’m going to believe in that fragment about him nevertheless.

Thanks!

Characters #1

BOZOVANNI DE LUCA

Nickname:  Bozo/The Swift (pseudonym)

Birthday: 1973/04/16 (Aries)

Occupation: hitman

Family:  Benito de Luca (uncle), Amelia de Luca (cousin), Rocco de Luca (cousin)

Allies: Elizabeth Cervidae (partner in crime), Timothy Shayne (best friend), Hanley Jones (tutor, captain)

Weapon: Beretta 92

Current Location: Senopolis, Little Italy

  Bozo is the type of guy, who doesn’t want to be your friend, and he makes very clear signs about that notion. He works as a hitman under the alterego “Swift”. His deceased grandfather’s legacy, the Famiglia De Luca is in a rather scrappy situation, but its unique members keep the gang in one place somehow.

 Aside of his impressive gun handling skills, his supernatural-like abilities – sensitive hearing, great eyesight, high running speed – brings up a long line of questions and mysteries, since he’s kind of a jerk, and not too talkative about it. He is a chain smoker, and his wardrobe is full with cheetah spotted clothes. Probably to living up to his abilities, being fast and all.

 His comfy gangster life gets a huge turnover after the sudden appearance of “Miss 3” a.k.a. Lizzy Cervidae, who becomes his partner-in-crime, by the co-ordination of his captain, Hanley Jones.

ELIZABETH CERVIDAE

Nickname:  Lizzy, Liz, Miss 3 (pseudonym)

Birthday: 1975/01/10 (Capricorn)

Occupation: informator

Family: Unknown

Allies: Bozovanni de Luca (partner in crime), Timothy Shayne (friend), Amelia de Luca (friend), Hanley Jones (captain)

Weapon: Martial arts

Current Location: Senopolis, Little Italy

  It is unknown, where did this young informator lady come from, or what’s her deal strolling between bad people. But surely, she proves herself very well in the process of becoming a member of the family. Personality-wise, she is the complete opposite of Bozo – cheerful, social, and liked by people 99% of the time. This is mainly the reason, why they are having a long list of unsuccessfull attempts working as team.

  The wide range of talents extend to her interest as well: She loves comics and videogames, but in the same time, she enjoys shopping clothes, jewelry, and well, basically everything that is marketed for women.

  She also likes to use her abilities and mixed interests to blurry all those details that connects with her past. She likes to settle this topic by saying „I am not interesting/I’m completely normal” - but that usually implies the opposite.

TIMOTHY SHAYNE

Nickname: he keeps changing his pseudonyms, so mostly just Tim

Birthday: 1975/07/11 (Gemini)

Occupation: dealer

Family: Hanley Jones (uncle), Thomas Shayne Jr, (brother)

Allies: Bozovanni de Luca (best buddy), Elizabeth Cervidae (friend), Amelia de Luca (friend)

Weapon: Thompson submachine gun

Current Location: Senopolis, Little Italy

  Tim likes to make and tell jokes, but he usually does that, when it’s not too appropiate, or it’s absolutely the worst time for them. But eventually, he’s a funny, light-hearted guy with a hat full of optimism. He genuinely believes, this hat is the reason, him being talented and lucky in trading, so he barely ever takes it off. Tim also gives names to his guns, and his appetite seems to be neverending.

  Despite his goofy attitude, he has a good understanding in people, but not wishing to change anyone, just making rather accurate observations here and there.

  It is almost impossible to make him genuinely upset, but when it happens, he is rather scary. When he has to, Tim follows Bozo everywhere, even though, sometimes he’s rather unsure things are going to be okay.

AMELIA DE LUCA

Nickname: Indigo (pseudonym)

Birthday: 1972/09/16 (Virgo)

Occupation: bookkeeper, forger

Family: Bozovanni de Luca (cousin), Benito de Luca (uncle), Rocco de Luca (brother)

Allies: Timothy Shayne (friend), Elizabeth Cervidae (friend), Hanley Jones (captain), Fritzenwald (pet cat)

Weapon: Many type of knifes

Current Location: Senopolis, Little Italy

  Amelia likes coffee, and if you don’t see her holding a cup of it, she is probably on her way to make one. She is a bit like her cousin, Bozo, except she’s less of a jerk, and more of a generally unimpressed critical, who is not necessary up for killing people, unless they ask for it.

 As a kid, she often forged her parent’s signatures for several occasions, wich later caught her father’s attention. Instead of punishing her, he assigned her in the family, even eariler than her brother.

  Being the oldest of the team, she kinda steps up as sort of an oldest, wise sister, who endlessly makes remarks about the boys reckless attitude.