cheesy pick up lines

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
—  Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard
The signs as cheesy pick up lines

Aries: I’ll treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

Taurus: I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Gemini: You must be a keyboard because you’re just my type.

Cancer: Are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me crazy.

Leo: Do you have a library card? Cause I’ve been checking you out!

Virgo: Did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Libra: Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.

Scorpio: Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Sagittarius: I think there’s something in your eye, oh wait that’s just a sparkle.

Capricorn: Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Aquarius: You remind me of chapstick because you da balm.
Pisces: You can call me Nemo, because I’m never afraid to touch the butt.

The Signs as Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Aries: “Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
Taurus: “Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?”
Gemini: “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”
Cancer: “You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.”
Leo: “Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!”
Virgo: “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”
Libra: “Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
Scorpio: “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
Sagittarius: “Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!”
Capricorn: “Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.”
Aquarius: “Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.”
Pisces: “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.”

How to Ask A Band Obsessed Person Out

Don’t Panic but I think it is Common Courtesty to tell you how I Feel about you,My love for you is Sempiternal and The Drug In Me Is You.I would Stand Up And Scream your name til my voice would Collide With The Sky.You are Restoring Force of my love for you everytime we talk because i hope our love last til we go to The Other Side.If anyone is a Challenger to me,it will be a Wretched and Divine fight.Its my Best Intentions to treat you right,will you be mine?