cheesy pick up lines

MX Reaction 2 You Lounging Around in a Towel

Anon asked: Can I get Monsta X reaction to you laying on the bed with a towel after a shower, lost on your phone? Thanks 🤗    

I have so many MX requests, it isn’t funny. I do enjoy them but thanks for those because in the beginning I would get a lot of GOT7. Anyways I hope you guys enjoy and my ask box is open for anything, most of the time.

*gifs are not mine*

Shownu: He’d chuckle because you were always slow after taking a shower. You somehow take an hour to get dressed after a shower. He’d sigh and sit next to and grab your phone telling you to get dressed so you wouldn’t catch a cold.

Originally posted by mybabyoppa

Wonho: He’d say some cheesy pick up line that would cause you to roll your eyes at him. He’d laugh before throwing some clothes in your direction. He’d say shame on you for trying to seduce him.

Originally posted by meanyoongis

Minhyuk: He’d just stare at you in confusion because you don’t usually lay in your towel. After 5 minutes he’d come back and you’d be in the same position glued to your phone. He’d sigh and see what you were looking at before telling you to please get dressed.

Originally posted by minqhyuk

Kihyun: He wouldn’t feel any type of way towards you doing this. It was a normal thing for you to do. He’d actually go lounge on the bed with you, asking you about what you’re looking at on your phone

Originally posted by jeonsh00k

Hyungwon: He’d call you weird before exiting the room hoping that when he came back you’d at least have your under garments on. When he came back and you still were in your towel, he’d sigh and think this is who I’m dating and I must accept that.

Originally posted by 7thvelvet

Jooheon: He’d look down at and he’d smile. He’d give you a look that meant it was cuddle time. You were the most affectionate after a shower with him, so you opened your arms and allowed him to lay his head against you while you surfed the internet.

Originally posted by seokijn

I.M: He’d take this time to mess with you and bug you because you were so relaxed. He’d get all up in your face trying to be cute. He’d stop because you weren’t reacting to him at all so he position your body to where your laying on him and that would get your attention. You’d give a small peck before going back to your phone.

Originally posted by vitunkpoppi

She’s a Knockout

Pairing: Dean x Unnamed Female

Summary: Dean encounters a woman who knocks him off his feet, literally.

Word Count: 1551

A/N: For @impalaimagining Cheesy Pick Up Line Challenge.  The pickup line I chose is in italics within the story. Added a bonus pickup line for grins and giggles. A huge thank you to @wi-deangirl77 for being my muse and my beta!

Warnings: Swearing, violence, vulgarity, public display of affection (aka making out),  implied smut at the end.

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Dating Draco Malfoy

Originally posted by slytherinproud

Dating Draco would include:

  • Sitting by the lake and talking for hours
  • Skipping class and going to the kitchens instead
  • Going out to the Quidditch pitch during free periods
  • Him being completely over protective of you
  • Him getting jealous of other guys talking to you
  • Him getting jealous of other guys standing near you
  • Holding hands under the table in class
  • Getting lost in his swimming grey eyes
  • Cheesy pick up lines, even though you are already dating
  • Being his lucky charm at Quidditch games
  • Being the Slytherin Princess to the Slytherin Prince

HEY GUYS!!!! (All 166 of you!!! OMG it’s amazing!!)

I’m really sorry about kind of disappearing for a while but as G said, we are in high school and have a lot of work to do. We are are trying to expand our repertoire and post more diverse … things. I really hope you like this, I am planning to do more of these for other characters. REMEMBER THAT REQUESTS ARE OPEN FOR ALL MEDIA PLATFORMS!!!!

Have a wonderful day/night!!!

~F ✨

cheesy pick up lines.

“You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.”
“Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.”
“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
“I bet you play soccer, because you’re a keeper.”
“Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.”
“I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.”
“Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
“Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.”
“Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”
“I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”
“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
“If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”
“You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.”
“Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”
“Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.”
“There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!”
“Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.”
“I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!”
“What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”
“I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.”
“If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.”
“Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?”
“Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”
Yoongi's bad pickup lines
  • Yoongi: People say I'm cold, but don't worry baby, I've got so much salt that you'll never slip on ice.
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
—  Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard

cheesy pick up lines pt 2.

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”
“Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you’re dope.”
“Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.”
“Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
“Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?”
“You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.”
“I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.”
“Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!”
“Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.”
“Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.”
“If you were a library book, I would check you out.”
“Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!”
“Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!”
“If I followed you home, would you keep me?”
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.”
“A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.”
“Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!”
“I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!”
“All those curves, and me with no brakes!”
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”

“psst hey is your last name katsuki? because yuri-lly hot~”

//slapped// thanks to @happypersimmon for the pick-up line idea



he’s so done with him //but he still loves him

happy valentine’s day~

Diana: Do you have a map? Because I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes.

Steve: Do your legs hurt? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

Diana: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Steve: Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Diana: Do you have a bandage? I scraped my knee falling for you.

Steve: Are you a banana? Because I find you very a-peeling.

Diana: Your lips look very lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Steve: Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.