cheesy pick up lines

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
—  Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard
The signs as cheesy pick up lines

Aries: I’ll treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

Taurus: I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Gemini: You must be a keyboard because you’re just my type.

Cancer: Are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me crazy.

Leo: Do you have a library card? Cause I’ve been checking you out!

Virgo: Did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Libra: Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.

Scorpio: Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Sagittarius: I think there’s something in your eye, oh wait that’s just a sparkle.

Capricorn: Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Aquarius: You remind me of chapstick because you da balm.
  
Pisces: You can call me Nemo, because I’m never afraid to touch the butt.

The Signs as Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Aries: “Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
Taurus: “Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?”
Gemini: “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”
Cancer: “You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.”
Leo: “Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!”
Virgo: “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”
Libra: “Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
Scorpio: “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
Sagittarius: “Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!”
Capricorn: “Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.”
Aquarius: “Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.”
Pisces: “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.”