aries gets invited to a couple of halloween parties, but chooses to tp the houses of people they hate instead. they text scorpio to join them, but end up with gemini. they run into sagittarius who drag them along to leo’s party
taurus goes to a costume party and slays. they come home with buckets of candy that should have gone to kids but they feel no guilt.
gemini spends the whole day watching halloween-esque movies. they jump scare trick-or-treaters walking up to their house and eventually end up tp-ping a house or two with aries.
cancer spends halloween with pisces watching cheesy horror movies and other films like the nightmare before christmas. they bake up a storm of pumpkin pastries and spoopy shaped sugar cookies
leo hosts the biggest, best halloween party. they look awesome and “all their dreams are coming true” until sagittarius shows up and lowkey steals the spotlight from them
virgo gets pressured into attending invited to leo’s halloween extravaganza, but leaves after things get too “out of control.” ends up at taurus’ place and eats all their kit-kats
libra has had their costume planned for a month now. they planned on going to the costume party with taurus, but leo is Highly Offended™ libra isn’t going to their party and guilts them into going. ends up having tons of fun but sagittarius spills beer on them at the end of the night
scorpio’s plans include a large bowl of popcorn, a bag of candy, and a dozen classic horror films. halfway through they invite capricorn over
sagittarius realizes last minute they forgot to get a costume. ends up wearing every flannel ever as “a true hipster”. cringe factor is strong with this one. arrives to leo’s party late with aries and gemini in-tow. drinks wayyy too much and accidentally steal’s leo spotlight.
capricorn spends the first half of their night handing out candy to trick-or-treaters. after scorpio invites them to escape the children and instead watch thrillers, they immediately abandon their post
aquarius has the house absolutely decked out in halloween decorations to the point it looks like a legit haunted house. got invited to a party or two, but chose to stay home and give all the trick-or-treaters a truly spoopy halloween experience. whatever that means
pisces spends most of the day wishing they were still young enough to go trick-or-treating. ah, the good ole days. joins cancer’s not-scary-halloween-movie-marathon and eat half of everything cancer bakes. passes out candy to all the kids that ring knock on the door
What if Sole got a movie projector working and they want to show pre war movies like Rebel Without A Cause but instead they show the fallout 4 companions REALLY BAD cheesy monster movies like King Kong VS Godzilla or something
Cait: Loudly cheered on the antagonist. She was always genuinely upset when they didn’t win; she got way too emotionally invested.
Curie: Those movies couldn’t be anymore unrealistic and cheesy even if they tried, regardless, Curie was always so worried and scared while watching them. She always said she wanted to help the people in the movies.
Codsworth: He remembered these movies fondly, and watching them with Sole was very nostalgic for him.
Danse: Continuously saying how none of this is possible and none of it is realistic. He ended up not really enjoying them because he could not get over how unrealistic everything was.
Deacon: Laughed a lot while watching them. A few days later Sole caught him sewing a Godzilla costume.
Dogmeat: He loves ‘em!
Gage: LOVES them, even if they are cheesy. He enjoys the violent parts the most; he didn’t even notice how much he was smiling during those scenes.
Hancock: He laughed at how dumb they were, but he had a good time while watching them so he liked the movies a lot. Sometimes he’d ask Sole to watch them again when they had the time.
MacCready: “Okay but if I was in that situation I would…” MacCready took the movies way too seriously, and talked a lot while it was going on.
Nick: Not the biggest fan of the cheesy horror movies, definitely would have gone for noir movies. Obviously.
Piper: “Was this really what pre-war entertainment was like?”
Preston: He didn’t have much of an opinion on the movies themselves, he was just really glad to be able to watch them with Sole.
Strong: Confused and angry, liked the parts where things were getting smashed.
X6-88: Didn’t say much during the movie. Afterward he’d want to talk about it. He critiqued the movie, but always made sure to ask what Sole thought about it.
I am back! I am not dead and I have not forgotten about this AU! As you can tell, I’ve renamed this AU to the
Youtubers AU because I’ve decided to do other characters and ships as well! And guess who I’m going to do? Ushiten because it’s my second favourite ship! I love them! So much! Especially Tendou. Let’s get right into it!
[Side note: Ushijima and Tendou aren’t openly a couple, though it’s been hinted from how close they are. You’ll see.]
Ushijima isn’t a youtuber! Surprise!This little baby is socially awkward and can’t really talk in front of a camera, rather, he doesn’t know what to say in front of a camera. He has a very popular Instagram account of his succulents and plants! He likes taking photographs too! He works as a author and has a few published books!
He likes writing short but sweet one-off novels, his most successful one is titled “A different lens” which is a story of a little boy who was deaf and mute. Relying only on his sight to get him by, he has won several awards for that, and Tendou always makes sure to help promote his books.
Tendou on the other hand films weird, wacky videos. The classic “What happens if…” or “Trying…”. His most popular video is of him filling his pool with orbeez, Ushijima is his housemate and often enough, viewers get snippets of Ushijima looking visibly confused or disappointed yet refusing to call out Tendou for his antics. Viewers say it’s weird how well these two get along because their personalities are so different.
Also, when Tendou was filming the orbeez video, he caught Ushijima in their garden. Casually he calls Ushijima “Wakatoshi-kun” and asks him what he’s doing. The latter replies with a monotonous “Gardening”. Tendou decides to go over and film Ushijima planting his new peonies and surprises his audience when he’s able to identify almost all the plants they had.
Ushijima and Iwa met at a convention when he tagged along with Tendou, both managed to spark about a nice friendly relationship since Iwa also has a thing for plants and was a fan of his literary works. He even asked for an autograph on his latest book “Loyal Lies” which was about a Prince who single-handedly killed everyone in his family to succeed the throne. Oikawa is upset by this since he think Ushijima is a little creepy from how emotionless he is. Thanks to Tendou though, people got to see some smiling Ushijima when he is seen talking about his book with Iwa.
Back to the Orbeez video, we have Tendou tripping over a hose and falling into the pool by accident. Ushijima is seen helping him and even helps dry his hair. People who ship the two say they act just like a couple, but both never really comment.
Tendou does Anime and Manga reviews too! He always has a cup of chocolate ice-cream when he does it, he likes ranting about certain holes in the plot or just rambling on about how much he likes a certain character. This is a series and he currently has 40 episodes and counting!
Sometimes he does Anime Merchandise openings, or re-enacts outros and intros of his favourite animes? He also opens fanmail on camera, which viewers oddly seem to enjoy seeing as how genuine he acts when he gets fanart or little gifts.
Tendou likes wearing tank-tops or hoodies; sometimes fans freak out when they realise the duo have “Matching clothing”. Their most popular one is “If lost return to Miracle Boy Wakatoshi.” This is because Tendou is really bad with directions and has gotten lost several times. Ushijima is seemingly not amused, however, he does have some sort of panic when this happens.
Turns out these two went to the same highschool and University. Tendou shares that they were dorm mates and he probably must have driven Ushijima insane by how much he rambled on about Shounen jump. Tendou says that he did a lot of partying and often got drunk, having to rely on Ushijima to come pick him up or help him home.
Ushijima likes birds. They have a pet Chicken.Tendou calls the chicken CooCoo while Ushijima calls it Coo-san. I have a headcanon that these two only eat fish, they don’t really eat other types of meat, only occasionally. CooCoo is a hen and she lays eggs everyday for them to eat for breakfast.
CooCoo has her own pen outside, she’s allowed to roam free because they clipped her wings, meaning she can’t fly. She is very smart, she will follow either two around for seeds or attention. She likes sitting in people’s laps, and occasionally, Tendou’s hair.
Ushijima can cook but Tendou can bake because he has a sweet tooth. Tendou likes filming Ushijima cook his infamous dishes and often help commentate and critque the dish. Fans can’t tell if the food is really good, or Tendou simply doesn’t want to come of as insensitive to Ushi’s feelings. Others state that Ushi doesn’t even has feeings to begin with and this actually upsets Tendou.He will often defend his friend, saying they shouldn’t make such comments if they didn’t know him personally.
Tendou gave a house Tour once and he managed to sneak a few “hints” about his relationship with Ushijima when he explicitly stated that their apartment had only three rooms. The bedroom, the study/office room, and their guest room which is more or less unoccupied. Tendou never showed “the bedroom” because his excuse was that it was too messy. Fans think otherwise, and sometimes he’s bothered by it even if it’s the truth. He doesn’t see the need to tell his viewers everything about his personal life, even if they were the foundation to his success.
Ushijima has a post with the following caption, “Happy birthday to the person who taught me there is a deeper meaning to happiness.” He was referring to Tendou, and fans think it’s really sweet, romantic or not.
Off camera, Tendou is really different. There are days he likes to sit in their garden and just watch the clouds go by or admire Ushijima’s meticulous planting skills. When he has his bad days, he likes sitting outside in the rain, and Ushijima always has to chase him in cause he’ll catch a cold.
Ushijima likes drying Tendou’s hair; so it’s natural Tendou lets him do so. They cuddle by the couch watching some cheesy horror movie. CooCoo is there too, resting by their feet.
You are now six months pregnant, and are currently living in
Tony’s mansion in Ireland. You and Natasha were preparing for the rest of the
Avengers to visit. New York was quiet and Tony had gotten the Fantastic Four to
agree to watch over the city while they were away.
“Y/N! What are you doing? Let me get that” Tasha called out
You chuckle and squat down anyway, picking up your phone
from where you dropped it. “I’m pregnant, not an invalid, Tasha”
The spy stopped beside you, “You could hurt yourself if you fall,
and Thor isn’t here to bring you to the hospital”
“I’m not going to fall, and even if I did, I’m a Super
Soldier, I’m pretty sure this body could take a fall. Just give it another
month or so and you’ll get tires of having to pick everything up for me”
“I’ll never get tired of preserving your help, Сестра”
Sir and the rest of
the Avengers have just arrived
Out of habit you look up to the ceiling, “Thanks, JARVIS”
You are quite welcome,
Ms. Y/N. May I inquire on the state of your child?
“Now, I know that you have systems that monitor me all day,
so you already know how the baby’s doing”
While that is true, I
cannot gauge the activity of the child, or how you are feeling
“The baby’s really active today, and I’m fine, a little
tired, but fine”
Thank you, Ms. Y/N. I
will inform the doctor of your condition
Before either you or Natasha can move, the door bursts open
and Tony walks in. when he catches sight of you he runs forward, intending to
scoop you into a hug, but Tasha steps in his way
“No, Tony. You cannot be too rough with her. I will not
stand for any of you to injur Y/N or the baby”
“Well it’s good to know that some things never change” Clint
calls out, tossing his duffle bag onto the hallway floor
“You may be my best friend, Clint, but if you hurt her, I’ll
“Tasha” you snap, she immediately stiffens and glances back
at you, “Stop threatening them, they are on vacation. You and Thor are going to
have to get used to other people touching me and my stomach.”
Tony steps around Natasha and gives you a gentle hug. “I
missed you, Y/N, I haven’t had anyone to watch cheesy horror movies with”
“Well, if you’re staying until the end of the pregnancy then
we’ll have plenty of time to catch up”
You pull away from Tony and walk toward Bruce, “Hello,
Bruce blushes, “Hi, Y/N.”
Bruce’s eyes flash green, “He missed you, too. There hasn’t
been a code green since you left. I was wondering if we could go outside and he
Ever since you had joined the Avengers you had made it your
goal to bring Bruce and Hulk closer. You had wanted them to understand each
other. Eventually Hulk had calmed, would only come out if Bruce wanted him to,
or if he was needed. There were practically no more unwanted transformations,
and Bruce was a hell of a lot happier than he had been before.
“I’d love to see Hulk, maybe after dinner?”
“Yeah, I’d really like that”
Captain Rogers and
Thor are requesting assistance at the quinjet
“Never mind, JARVIS, we got it” Steve called
“Steve!” You quickly waddle over and hug the other Super
Soldier, “I missed you!”
“I missed you too, Y/N” Steve gently holds you at arm’s
length, “Wow, I think you’ve gotten even bigger since the last time we video
You chuckle, “Yeah, the baby just keeps on growing!”
Steve’s face suddenly falls, “I’m so sorry, Y/N”
You look up at him, confused, “Why are you sorry? You just
Steve sighs softly, squaring his shoulders, “I told Bucky
about the pregnancy”
You choke, your eyes widening in horror, “Steve …”
“I didn’t tell him where you were, or where we were going,
but he saw one of the pictures that you sent us. He was furious, calling you
names for going and getting you knocked up right after your breakup. I just got
so angry, we ended up in a huge fight. I shouted at him that the baby was his”
Steve locks eyes with you, “I’m so sorry”
You lift a trembling hand up to your mouth, “I think I need
to sit down” You whisper.
Immediately Tasha takes you by the elbow and leads you to
the living room, gently sitting you down on the couch. “James has been looking
for you for about a month and he hasn’t found us yet. Please calm down,
worrying isn’t good for the baby”
“Of course I knew. Steve called me as soon as Bucky stormed
out of the Tower. JARVIS has been keeping track of which Houses he’s been to
“I didn’t want Bucky to know about the baby” You look up at
Tasha, frantically grabbing her arm, “I don’t want him to take my baby away!
You guys can’t let him take my baby”
Steve sits down beside you, “If he even tries to get to you,
he’ll have to go through all of us”
You nod quietly and look up at everyone in the room. All of
them were nodding along with what Steve had said, “Thank you guys. I think I
want to take a nap, I hope you guys don’t mind”
“Go ahead, we’ll start making dinner, and get settled in”
“Thanks, I’ll be up in a little while”
Steve gently pressed a kiss to your forehead, “Let JARVIS
know if you need anyone, we’ll all be right here”
Another month has passed and you are rapidly approaching
your eighth month of pregnancy. It was getting increasingly difficult to walk
around without someone hovering over you. Currently Bruce and Thor were out
grocery shopping, Tony and Steve were talking to Phil and getting an update on
New York, and Natasha and Clint were playing Mario Kart in the living room.
This left you as the only one to answer the door when someone knocks.
“Gimme a minute! I’m moving as fast as I can!” You call out
Ms. Y/N, Ms. Natasha
has been alerted to the knock. She has asked me to tell you not to open the
You chuckle and take a step away from the door “Alright, not
need to get nervous, JARVIS. I just wanted to see who it was”
Natasha walks up behind you and grabs the door handle. She
pulls the door open about two inches and glances at the person on the other
side. As soon as she sees the visitor, Tasha slams the door shut again.
“Go up to your room, Y/N” Tasha growls, pulling out one of
her knives. It’s so rare for her to look anxious that is immediately puts you
“Who was it?” You whisper, dread beginning to fill you
“Сестра, please …”
You step forward and grab the door handle, “Move, Tasha”
Surprisingly she obeys, stepping away from the door, her
shoulders hunching slightly in defeat. You throw the door open and freeze when
you make eye contact with the person on the other side of the door.
James Buchanan Barnes stood there, his eyes sweeping up and
down your body, zeroing in on your protruding stomach.
“Bucky …” His name nothing more than a breath.
He raises his eyes to yours, “Steve wasn’t lying, you really
You nod quietly, “Yeah, I am”
Bucky gently nudged you back inside and steps into the
mansion, “Do you know how hard it was to find you? No one would tell me
anything, and then they all just left. Eventually I just started going out to
all of the properties that Tony owns. I’m sorry it took so long to find you,
but JARVIS refused to be any help”
You could feel the shock wear off, and anger rise up to take
its place. “That’s what you’re sorry for?!? For taking too long to find me!?
Did you ever think that I didn’t want to be found? You left me! I didn’t want
you to know about the baby! I didn’t want to force you to stay with me! Our
child deserves more than that!” By the end of your rant you can feel tears
flowing down your face. Tasha steps forward and hands you a tissue.
“The stress is not good for the baby, Y/N, you need to calm
down” While Tasha was extremely gently with you, she rained down all her anger
onto Bucky. “How dare you show your face here, Barnes! You think you can just
show up and everything will be alright?!”
“I’m so sorry, Y/N” Tears were filling Bucky’s eyes, “I had
to leave you, I didn’t have a choice. That day at the café Rumlow called me, he
demanded that I end our relationship. He threatened to kill you, to take you
back to HYDRA. He had a gun trained on you, and I couldn’t disobey. If I had
you might have been killed.”
“If you think that excuse is enough, then you are wrong”
Bucky wasn’t listening to her though; he was only looking at
you. “By the time I tracked him down and destroyed the facility, you were gone.
I went back to the Tower to get some help. That was where I saw the picture of
you pregnant. I just got so angry that I started calling you names and then
Steve told me that the baby was mine. That was when I realized why HYDRA wanted
you so badly.” Bucky let out a soft sob, “He wouldn’t tell me where you were.
And then when I went back a week later everyone was gone and JARVIS wouldn’t
tell me where they went. I managed to track then here, to you.” Bucky drops
down onto his knees and grabs your hands, “Do you – do you think you could ever
You sigh quietly, “I don’t know, Bucky. I hurt when you
left, it felt like you didn’t even care, like I meant nothing to you”
“I know, and I’ll do anything to make up for that! Just –
please give me a second chance. I’d never have left you if I had the choice, I
just didn’t see any way out of it”
“One chance, Bucky, only one, that’s all you get”
Bucky peppers kisses all over your hand, “Thank you, thank
you, thank you …”
“You have to get everyone else to forgive you too, Bucky”
you tell him, Bucky nods frantically, “One mistake Buck, one, and you’re gone”
“I promise, Y/N. I promise I’ll do anything to make it up to
“I’ve already accepted your apology,
it’s the others that you have to worry about”
I just watched The Netflix original “The Babysitter”. It’s not gonna be for everyone. But its brand of horror comedy was right up my alley. A nice mix of Disturbia and Scary movie with a coming of age vibe. Oh and the soundtrack was spot on. If you like cheesy horror comedy styled movies, you might dig it.
A/N: Tumblr apparantly deleted the ask where this was requested??? But not before I wrote it down so I am victorious and it still got written. This was really fun to write, especially because this is my best friend’s absolute fave so I have a good grasp on his character from making personal content. Enjoy!
Warnings: Romantic beastmasters are addictive and should only be taken in small doses. Viewer discretion is advised.
Kiba + “Please shut up, I can’t stand how appealing your voice is”
Konoha had descended abruptly into a frigid autumn aura. The skies were streaked in hues of burnt orange and blood red. When the sun went down, the wind gusted confidently through the thin branches of shedding trees, the lovely chatter of the leaves skittering across stone roads chasing the residents’ dreams.
The lights were dimmed in the Inuzuka household, adding to the atmospheric autumn outside. Most of it’s residents were cozy in their beds. Only Kiba and you were awake, reclining comfortably in his spacious basement while the TV played cheesy horror movie reruns.
You had become very invested in the movie within the first ten minutes, scrutinizing every detail that passed the screen. It was a familiar game, born of equal parts excitement and fear. The scary parts were a little easier to endure and a lot better to understand when they could be predicted from previous scenes, you’d learned.
It was when the great plot twist- that you’d completely predicted, without error- occurred that you finally twisted a little under your boyfriend’s arm, shaking him to get his attention. “Did you see that! I totally told you that Tracy had cursed that necklace. It’s a shame they didn’t find out soon enough, though. Would’ve saved at least three deaths, but it wouldn’t have made for a good movie at that point- Kiba?”
You finally turned completely, only to see that your jostling had done little else but cause your boyfriend’s head to fall onto the back of the couch. Your immediate feeling was one of concern. He had only just returned from a mission a day ago. Had he hidden some horrible injury from you? Was his head okay? How could you not have noticed his state earlier?
You abruptly sat up straight, but your concern didn’t last long. You felt a muscle under your eye jump as he snorted, breaking out of a deep sleep and staring at you wide eyed for a moment. You scoffed under your breath, watching as he groaned and pressed his elbows to his knees, rubbing the sleep out of your eyes “Did you hear anything I had to say?”
He peered up at you, giving you his widest and best pathetic puppy eyes in the face of your obvious irritation, and shook his head. You sighed heavily.
“Well, in the last couple minutes of the movie, it was revealed that-”
He groaned again, throwing his head back against the couch and covering his ears with two of the fluffy pillows that framed the couch. “Please don’t spoil the ending. I’m sorry I slept through it.”
You fell into a sudden bout of silence, heat flooding from your neck into the roots of your hair. In the short time you’d been with the beastmaster, you had never been around him so soon after he’d fallen asleep. For all your proud talk of your unbreakable collectedness, you couldn’t stop the echo of the first word that had slipped from his mouth, shattering your usually-clear mind. The rough drawl on the syllables had your insides twisting deliciously. Your jaw clenched as you looked away from him.
Kiba pulled the pillows away from his head, and you were glad that you weren’t looking into his deep black eyes. You weren’t thinking that he would mistake your avoidant silence for apparent anger, and the thought only crossed your mind when he reached forward, curling his arms tightly around your waist and pulling you snugly into his side once more- obviously sucking up. He nuzzled into your neck, pressing light kisses under your jaw until you were giggling and attempting to shove off his chest and away from the tickling attention. He laughed, still low and husky from sleep, and once again quiet crept up around you.
Kiba didn’t seem to understand your behavior, and all you could do was keep a shiver from quaking down your spine as he spoke once more. In a slow, gravelly tone he affectionately murmured, “I love you. I’ll protect you, if this horror movie is what’s making you all distant.” Somehow his voice deepened as he continued, “Nothing will touch you while I’m around.”
You suddenly turned, curling your fingers against the base of his neck and dipping him down so that you could kiss him hard on the mouth. Although surprised, his fingers slipped into your hair without hesitation. His teeth caught against your lower lip, his eyes half lidded at the feel of your warm lips against him, your intoxicating scent completely surrounding him, and for a second he believed that the kiss meant forgiveness.
But then you languidly pulled away and stood, taking away your heat. Your scent lingered lovingly on his clothes and comforted him despite his confusion as you shook your head and marched around the couch, heading for the small fridge in the corner of the room. Cold water sounded heavenly to wash away the dryness in your mouth.
“What’s up with you?” Kiba asked, mussing his hair in an unsuccessful attempt to tame his messy brown locks.
“Please shut up.” You grumbled, feeling your heart thumping harshly against your chest. “I can’t stand how appealing your voice is.”
His eyes widened at your remark, finally understanding your discomfort. You looked thoroughly fearful as a mischievous smirk started to spread across his face.
- Connor isn’t all that good at asking people things, he immediately second guesses himself once a question has left his lips and he often has to add a “But you don’t have to, you do you I guess…” So the first time he asked you if you’d like to move in with him he just went on a tangent, hoping to defuse the imaginary tension he had created.
- It took you five minutes to get him to quiet down before flipping it and asking him if he’d like to move in with you. He was just so lost.
- Good lord is apartment hunting with Connor a job and a half. Sure, he’s mellowed down but he still has that intimidating aura and it scares a lot of the landlords. “No no, he’s not angry it’s just his face.” “Don’t lie to them, (F/N). You and I both know I’m always angry.”
- He probably gets so excited when you both find the perfect place within your price range. He doesn’t react immediately, but as soon as he’s sure you’re alone he lifts you up and just spins you around.
- Decorating with him is both a hassle and a game. He wants everything to be pretty minimalistic, and you’re fine with that, but you also want to put these stupid wicker animals you found at a flea market around the place and he’s having NONE OF IT. “(F/N), I swear I will set that damn wicker bird on fire if it’s not out of this apartment by the time I get home.” “You do that Connor and it’ll evolve from a simple bird into a Phoenix! It’ll rise from the ashes and wreck havoc on your life out of SPITE.”
- You used to have a schedule for who cooked on what days, but you quickly learned that Connor Murphy and Kitchens are sworn enemies. The poor boy was scrubbing pancake batter out of his hair for an hour after a certain incident with a hand mixer.
- Much like how you like to steal Connor’s hoodies, Connor likes to steal that one overly large sweater that you own. Yeah, that one.
- You guys have weekly movie nights, you just lie in each other’s arms on the big slightly stiff couch that Connor picked out and swear at cheesy horror movies Prince Fluffy Bottom yips throughout all the loud jump scare moments.
- After awhile you both stop paying attention to whatever movie you’re watching and just talk. If a subject takes a slightly darker turn and it starts to set Connor off, you immediately make a stupid pun and he actually screams. “Hey, Connor what does a house wear?” “What? What does that have to do with anything?” “It wears a dress~!” “I want a divorce.”
- One day while Connor was working late you turned the small spare room into an art room for him to continue his watercolor paintings.
- He’s usually the one to initiate cuddles. You both are a lot like cats when it comes to contact, but Connor has a sixth sense when it comes to knowing when you’re in a cuddling mood so he just starts cuddling you out of nowhere.
- It did you a major frighten the first time he initiated a cuddle day.
- You both have certain chores you hate to do, so what you won’t do he will and vice versa. Except for dishes, neither of you will do that shit. It’s a real problem. The lady at the convenience store is a bit concerned over the amount of paper plates and plastic cups you both buy.
- This jerk will use your body wash without asking, so when you start running out sooner than you expected he acts like you’ve lost your damn mind.
- But seriously, who does he think he is? Does he know how expensive that specific body wash is?!
- You have to keep first aid kits in almost every room in the apartment. This boy is so accident prone. Protect him from himself, please and thanks.
- He really likes going grocery shopping with you? You get this weird look on your face when comparing prices, plus he has to make sure you don’t revert back to a college student. “No, (F/N) you can not buy an entire case of ramen.” “But Connor, it’s on sale!”
- This boy rarely takes responsibility for Prince Fluffy Bottom. The two just chill while you are left with actually raising the walking pompom.
okay so, how about the RFA + V and Saeran (and Vanderwood if you want) reacting to MC who never celebrated Halloween? like, never dressed up for Halloween or went to houses or Halloween parties. I'm a sad case T~T
A/n: Aw love, im sorry
you never got to celebrate! But, hey! Fun fact! (i think?) In South Korea, from
what I’ve learned, people don’t celebrate it too much as well. It’s for
foreigners and children. Mostly, from what I understand so don’t take my word
as law for this, they can be offended by the half-naked costumes some adults
tend to wear?? ^^;;
(I did a little
research on that but I’m not Korean in any way so my word obviously is not law
so if I’m wrong then I am very sorry;;) bUT ANYWAY ENOUGH RAMBLING FROM 4 IMMA
PRETEND THEY CELEBRATE IT FOR THE SAKE OF SPOOK MONTH™
What!!! Oh no!!!
You’ve never gotten to trick or treat?? No candy??!! He literally trains you
for this night. He has you come up to the front door, knock, ring the bell, trains
you to use your cuteness to your advantage to still get candy at your age, even
has you practice until you can do it all as fast as possible without sounding
rushed! Goes over the game plan he’s created to get THE MOST candy as possible-
makes you memorize it because!! It’s a team effort MC! He’s finally the master
of a craft and /you/ were the newbie, he’s excited to show off his expertise!
(what expertise yoosung- getting free candy??)
He isn’t too into
the scene since he dresses up as an actor all the time, but it’s sad that you
haven’t gotten to celebrate! He decided to accept an invitation to a Halloween
party with some previous co-workers just so he could give you the experience! Gently
Talks you into a couples costume and tells you to leave it to him. Once you’re
at the party he’s on high alert for anything that may be frightful, or of
anyone checking you out in your adorable costume. He’s a complete gentleman the
whole night, getting you drinks, stepping into conversations if you get
awkward- nothing he wouldn’t do for you normally. But you were left to defend
him from the black cat decorations. That’s always fun.
She doesn’t even
/decorate/. She’s always super busy! Then she doesn’t wanna spend all the time
afterwards putting it away… she just normally doesn’t do it. But you haven’t
done anything Halloween-like? At all? She’s breaking out any decoration she
can- that isn’t much, by the way. The two of you go pick out a few different
decorations, all completely adorable, and set them up around the house. She
doesn’t mind the set up so long as there’s someone with her willing to take
them down. Pumpkin shaped candle holders around the house, lights in the shapes
of ghosts and bats hang around the house, little ghost figurines on
bookshelves! No one told them usually you’re supposed to decorate the outside
of the house instead.
Could probably care
less about the holiday in general because he can have all of the candy he could
ever want? Even as a child? Also really into being healthy so if his
nutritionist and dentist say no, even little Jumin is turning his cheek. But,
he loves to make you happy, so he comes up with something for the two of you to
do for this Halloween. You come home to find an entire living room full of any
costume you can imagine. You’re to pick one, knock on the bedroom door,
“trick or treat”, receive your candy, and repeat the process- in that
order, according to Jumin. It goes smoothly, he’s handing you king size candy
bars, until he decides to be a little shit. You receive a shoe. A couple times
later, a tie. One time, he simply handed you Elizabeth and shut the door. He
thought those would work as the “trick” portions of, what he
considered, the game.
The /MASTER/ of
dress up. You haven’t gotten to dress up for Halloween? He’s dramatically
throwing himself to the floor, crying out about the cruel, cruel world. Then he
sprung right back up to remind you that dressing up is a year round thing, MC,
so long as you take it seriously. He takes you to the costume store and runs
around like a child at the playground. He’s putting on masks and jumping out
from behind things, trying on the most ridiculous costumes for you, even messes
with the fog machine. No one kicks him out of the store- they just don’t care,
they’re so used to him. Any and all costumes you even /remotely/ consider, he’s
buying them for you. Demands a costume fashion show later that night- sexiest
costume wins. He won, what the fuck.
Have you at least
gotten to dress up and pass out candy to the children?? No?? Well then he’s got
a job for /you/ my friend. After finding the most adorable costume, the two of
you pick out mountains of candy to pass out to kids. You questioned if you were
really going to pass out this much, but all he did was chuckle and tell you to
wait for it. The moment you opened the door for the first trick or treater, saw
the most adorable lil kid (probably no older than say, 3-4? Adorable age), and
almost started to sob. Their cute little outfit, the bright smile and shiny
eyes, you wanted to give them all the candy you had on hand. You settled for
giving them a handful instead of just a few pieces. When you closed the door
and turned, he stood there with his arms crossed and an “I told you
so” smirk on his face. You shoved the bowl at him and stuck your tongue
out at him playfully.
You’ve never been
to a haunted house and you wanted your “strong, scary boyfriend” to
help you get through it. He sighed but hearing you call him your
“boyfriend” gets him every time. So he reluctantly goes. Every little
jump scare leaves you screaming, holding onto him tightly. He was in the middle
of a lecture of how this was stupid, all of it was fake, and that you were
ridiculous for bringing him here, until this guy broke through the fake wall to
scare the two of you. He screeched, punched the guy, and practically scooped
you into his arms to run to the exit as quick as possible. There’s a picture of
him mid screech and mid punch. You buy it. He denies it ever happened. Also
tells you that the two of you are never going to one of those again. Bonus: the
next day, Saeyoung popped out of the fridge in a mask and punched him in the
Doesn’t want to do
any of the Halloween activities that involve dressing up or going out. Just
isn’t his style. Now, binging cheesy horror movies all night and laughing at
them with the one he loves and /NOT/ dealing with Saeyoung, /THAT’S/ his style.
So you’ve never done anything Halloween related? Say hello to his horror movie
collection. He’s lined them up from the more ridiculous ones to the ones that
can even scare him a little. Gotta start off slow, get the really creepy ones
later into the night. He’s laughing at them all while you’re cuddled next to
him, hiding your face against him, screeching most of the time. If it truly
scares you, he’ll turn them off of he’ll make ridiculous commentary on it to
show you it isn’t scary. Lowkey loves that you hide against him when you’re
scared. Does not like the fact that he has to walk you to the bathroom in the
middle of the night because he freaked you out.