cheeseburge

anonymous asked:

I've been going through blogs that recently followed me and several have made posts about wanting to be super skinny and how it's pretty and they get to wear cute clothes.. I'm a little curvier (teensy bit chubby) and now I'm feeling bad about my weight again. I just wish I was cute enough to wear skirts and dresses but I never feel cute in them 😞I'm not very feminine but I want to wear skirts and stuff sometimes.. I just feel ugly in them and I don't know what to do. Any suggestions?

ok I’m going to be real with you.

Skinny is Gorgeous

Curvy is gorgeous

In between is gorgeous

Reptilian sorcerers are scary.

But You can wear the crap out of whatever you want. You gotta look at yourself and say, GIRL IT’S SOMETHING HE CAN GRAB. They are called love handles for a reason….CUZ PEOPLE LOVE THEM.

Every single body type is gorgeous and every body time can wear cute clothes.

I will gag a hoe with a cheeseburger if she tries to make you feel lesser. Because you’re incredible.

IN A WORLD….

WHERE BEING JEWISH IS THE NORM…

ONE MAN DARES TO ORDER A CHEESEBURGER…

mark wahlberg jumping from a bridge onto a speeding truck

smash cut, wahlberg climbs a soaring rock cliff without gear, an outcropping breaks away, he nearly falls

smash cut, wahlberg saying “I just think it must be so great, there’s eight days instead of one, you get so many presents–”

THIS SUMMER…

wahlberg walks into an office holiday party in a tacky christmas sweater. people are horrified. women are fainting. one man vomits into a garbage can.

MARK WAHLBERG IS…

title screen rises, white bold text superimposed over wahlberg’s face

GOY

wahlberg hunched over a dreidel, the urgent stillness of a bomb defusal, he picks it up and goes to spin it, closeup of his intense face as sweat rolls down his brow

JUNE 2017, rated PG-13 for coarse language, early showings in select cities

–soloomtherocks