i find it so crazy that people believe that vs models actually eat like 2,000 cals when i just ordered the 21 day plan that bella hadid and other vs models use and the first week is like 700 cals a day and the next two weeks are barely 1,000 cals like yeah those girls may post unhealthy food but it’s rare and you have no clue how much of it they actually ate anyway the point of this is those girls didn’t get their bodies by eating junk and any interview where they’re like ‘all i eat is cheeseburgers’ is most likely a lie


Get to know me:

Favorite color- Green

Favorite book- That’s like picking my favorite child how dare you.

Favorite movie(s): Star Wars, Logan/
X-men movies, Guardians of the Galaxy, Spiderman, Deadpool, all Marvel movies fml, The Princess Bride, Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, Stardust, The Alien series, 16 candles, Scream, Silence of the Lambs, The Guest, etcetcetc

Favorite TV shows: The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Hatfields & McCoys, The Crown, Scream (tv show) Scream Queens, American Horror Story, etcetcetc

Favorite food: Steak, cheeseburger, fries (anything potato) Cauliflower, veggies

Favorite drink: Coffee, tea

Favorite style of clothing: It changes but Im thinking anything that makes me look badass

Sugar daddies: Loki, Tom Hiddleston, Donald Pierce, Boyd Holbrook, Al Capone (boardwalk empire) Luciano (boardwalk empire) Meyer Lansky (boardwalk empire) Cassidy, Dean Winchester, Castiel, Sam Winchester, Logan, etc etc etc (those are just my sugar daddies rip me)

frigfridge-Today at 8:34 PM

mcdonalds patch notes:
-added the Abyssal Mac. it is an infinite burger that costs infinity dollars
-fixed a frame-perfect exploit allowing ketchup to be transmuted into additional mcnuggets
-condiments have been renamed to “drippos” and are now 120% more watery -reduced meter gain while eating a mcchicken to 5 units, down from 8
-fixed a bug where putting an apple slice on a cheeseburger reclassified all burger-type foods to “fruit”-type
-Greg added
-fixed a bug causing the ronald statue to sometimes respawn in a random bathroom stall if it was raining the night before
-got mcrid of the mcrib
-ice cream machine fixed, now also dispenses moist towelettes
-20% fewer eels

Bob, the Unbuilder-Today at 8:35 PM

fuck, I was about to ask what joke was so important you were spending 5 minutes typing it, but damn it was worth the wait

TalesFromYourServer: I have my new pet peeve

I work at a wing place, but we do burgers and sliders as well. We have 5 different slider options, hamburger, cheeseburger, chicken, our “house” slider (just a cheeseburger slider served with our house sauce on top), and pulled pork sliders.

Tonight, I had at least 5 people order “the sliders.” WHAT SLIDERS DO YOU MEAN

By: chemicruel

anonymous asked:

I was wondering about people getting approached by vegans at warped tour but since you mention the food they should have that option for fans too.

The groups there are very annoying and persistent but I just tell them to fuck off. I don’t know about other venues but the one I go to only has cheeseburgers and chicken fingers. I wish there was healthier options in general.