cheerios and kathie lee

Crane: Rosethorn, does Niko have free time this morning?

Rosethorn: Niko has nothing but free time, Dedicate Crane. Right now he’s in his residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you?

Crane: Sarcasm’s a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Rosethorn.

Rosethorn: What age would that be, Crane?

Crane: …Late twenties?

Rosethorn: Atta boy.

Crane: Can I have a cookie?

Rosethorn: No.

[Briar walks in]

Rosethorn: Good morning, Briar.

Briar: Good morning.

Rosethorn: Have a cookie, Briar.

  • Ironwood: Glynda, does Ozpin have free time this morning?
  • Goodwitch: The headmaster has nothing but free time, James. Right now he's in his office eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you?
  • Ironwood: Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Glynda.
  • Goodwitch: What age would that be, James?
  • Ironwood: ...Late twenties?
  • Goodwitch: Atta boy.
  • Ironwood: Can I have a cookie?
  • Goodwitch: No.
  • [Oobleck walks in]
  • Goodwitch: Good morning, Doctor.
  • Oobleck: Good morning.
  • Goodwitch: Have a cookie, Doctor.
  • Clint: Agent Hill, does the Director have free time this morning?
  • Maria: The Director has nothing but free time, Barton. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you?
  • Clint: Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Agent Hill.
  • Maria: What age would that be, Barton?
  • Clint: ...Late twenties?
  • Maria: Atta boy.
  • Clint: Can I have a cookie?
  • Maria: No.
  • [Steve walks in]
  • Maria: Good morning, Steve.
  • Steve: Good morning.
  • Maria: Have a cookie, Steve.