cheerios and kathie lee

Crane: Rosethorn, does Niko have free time this morning?

Rosethorn: Niko has nothing but free time, Dedicate Crane. Right now he’s in his residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you?

Crane: Sarcasm’s a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Rosethorn.

Rosethorn: What age would that be, Crane?

Crane: …Late twenties?

Rosethorn: Atta boy.

Crane: Can I have a cookie?

Rosethorn: No.

[Briar walks in]

Rosethorn: Good morning, Briar.

Briar: Good morning.

Rosethorn: Have a cookie, Briar.

  • Ironwood: Glynda, does Ozpin have free time this morning?
  • Goodwitch: The headmaster has nothing but free time, James. Right now he's in his office eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you?
  • Ironwood: Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Glynda.
  • Goodwitch: What age would that be, James?
  • Ironwood: ...Late twenties?
  • Goodwitch: Atta boy.
  • Ironwood: Can I have a cookie?
  • Goodwitch: No.
  • [Oobleck walks in]
  • Goodwitch: Good morning, Doctor.
  • Oobleck: Good morning.
  • Goodwitch: Have a cookie, Doctor.

Mini West Wing freakout time. Here goes.

I’m on the first episode where Amy shows up. And see, I actually like Amy. In some ways she’s the person on this show that’s closest to who I want to be in life (well, professionally that is), and I never saw her as a real threat to Josh/Donna because I watched it all at once and didn’t have to wait through years of “what’s going to happen omg” worry (I didn’t know what was going to happen with J/D, but I was pretty damn sure Josh/Amy weren’t endgame). But at the same time, I’m just not sure I’m in the mood for Amy right now. I’m already so tempted to skip ahead to the angsty years of the campaign and the resolution of those episodes because I like happiness with my otps (hence my obsession with Parks, obviously). Okay anyway, just had to get that out before I start watching. At least I get to spend some quality time with flirty Josh because he’s with Amy (even flirtier than usual I mean). And I of course know there are still some wonderful Josh/Donna moments and am looking forward to them (snowballs! gaza!). Ughhh stupid tv show taking over my life. The emotions I feel for every single character alone are bad enough, I do not need another fictional couple to take over my life!!! Especially when I ALREADY KNOW HOW IT ENDS.