Is anyone else getting Another Man-type vibes from Lou (and most likely therefore Louis) going back to Doncaster? 

Give me soft Louis in snuggly jumpers and bare feet. Give me sultry Louis in leather and styled hair. Give me cheeky Louis in vintage sportswear and a snapback. 

I’m not at all prepared, but I want it all.

A Bit Of A Kitchen Mess - Louis Tomlinson Imagine

They say the wife does the cleaning and housework and the husband works, in this case it can be opposite and sometimes they follow the order, but not tonight. (Y/N) came home late, eight o’clock, she was constantly busy that week with her work, she was on-call and tonight was supposed to be her first day off, but they took it from her. Therefore, Louis decided to surprise his missus in making dinner.

He was never the one to cook, it was usually her, but he wanted to rise up the challenge. He liked her meals, not just liked, but loved. She had a taste of his cooking a couple of times, several in their dating years, but only once of the six months they have been married. She could not complain of coming home to a cooked dinner, but tonight, she did not want to cook.

Louis sat on the sofa, it was seven forty-five at night, his eyes were gazing at the flickering screen of the TV, once and awhile he would pick up his phone and scroll through social media, but the show on the telly took his eye. He did not realise the time, until his phone went off with a message from her saying that she’ll home soon, she just left the hospital. Louis quickly turned the TV to the late night news and went straight to the kitchen, quickly grabbing random items out of the ridge, he placed a teatowel over his shoulder, turning the light on and washing his hands, and pulling out utensils. He busied himself with preparing the steak dinner, he was cutting the mushrooms in a quick matter and throwing them into the pan on low heat.

He was so busy, trying not to get in any trouble that dinner was not ready when she was home, he did not hear his wife yell a ‘hello’ when she walked in, taking off her sneakers, and placing her bag by the door. She walked in seeing Louis swishing the mushrooms in the frying pan and turning the steak on the other. She slowly walked up, and wrapped her arms around his waist, giving him a kiss on his shoulder.

“What are you making for me?” She said, trying to peer from behind him. It surprised him that she was not cranky and upset from running to the hospital, but he was glad that she was at least in a good mood. He turned around seeing her in her blue scrubs and a small cardigan with glasses perched on her nose, and a messy bun on her head.

“I’m making some mushrooms, steaks, mashed potatoes and a salad for dinner, love, can you prepare the salad?” He said, going to the counter to start mashing the potatoes, she nodded heading the fridge on the left of him.

(Y/N) felt cheeky though, Louis was working so hard, so when she passed him, she placed her finger in the pot, grabbing some potato, and walking away.

“Fingers out, now.” Louis mumbled, she just turned around smirked and continued to cut the lettuce. She kept glancing at him, towel over his shoulder, a white t-shirt showing off all his tattoos, steering the potatoes, adding a little bit of milk at the time, she smiled.

“Take a picture, it lasts longer.” He stated, looking at his left to her, she glared at him.

“Sod off.” She mumbled, heading back to him, he automatically covered the bowl, but she picked up a mushroom, ate it, and kissed his cheek, walking back.  She was in a cheeky state, not a dirty way, but she just wanted to bug the crap out of him

A few minutes later, she decided to act again, she cut the lettuce in fine pieces, but she made too much. She placed her delicate finger on a few pieces of the green vegetable, preparing to throw when he was focused back on the stove, when did so, she threw a piece, just hitting the back of his neck. (Y/N) went back to cutting the cucumbers. Louis snapped his hand back to his neck, feeling a wet sensation hitting it. He turned around seeing his wife cutting up the cucumbers, eating a couple.

“What did you do, (Y/N)? You look too innocent.” He said, sternly, she looked up, as he started to walk to her, placing his hands on her hips, turning her to him, her placing the knife down and wrapping her arms around his neck.

“What did you do, Mrs. Tomlinson?” He said, she tried to play it off, but she started to giggle, trying to get a kiss, but he knew her game.

“No, tell me.” He said, she pushed his hands down from her hips, but placing her’s on his cheeks, cupping them.

“I love you.” She simply said, leaning her lips into a kiss, but he accepted after a while, slowly moving their lips together in sink. He pulled away snickering.

“I know you’re game, but there are two things we need to do, one, eat dinner, and two, I need to find out what the fuck you threw at me.” He said, placing his hands on her arms, rubbing them.

“I threw a piece of lettuce at you.” She mentioned, rubbing his cheeks, smiling. He glared at her, and she laughed.

“I love you.” She said, kissing his cheek.

“I love you, too. Now eat my dinner.” He sternly said, turning around, starting to serve it up, she smiled laughing and nodding.

Requested by @davros2004

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Requests: OPEN

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-Ava xx

Kisses - A Next Generation Preference

James Sirius:

James’ kisses were always playful. He’d kiss you on each cheek first, the the tip of your nose, forehead and chin before finally placing a sweet kiss to your lips. He didn’t mind kissing you in public either; it was his way of showing that you were his and he was yours.

Albus II:

Al was more reserved when it came to public displays of affection. He didn’t mind hand holding but kisses were meant for privacy and when you were alone they were always heated and passionate and rough; never too slow nor too fast but just full of bliss.

Fred II:

Fred loved to give you lingering kisses. He’d never give you just a peck he’d make sure that the kiss lasted, he wanted to hold you close for a moment longer before letting you go and he never wanted your kisses to end even if they really had to. He’d give you these kisses before class started and before you parted ways after lunch, he liked the intimacy of it.


If there was one thing that Hugo loved it was softly biting your bottom lip when you kissed. He loved tugging on it softly and adored the way you would moan in appreciation. He also loved it when he would lick your bottom lip to ask for entrance that you would gladly give.


You grinned as your boyfriend came up to you right after your potions lesson had ended and grinned at you, “Hey babe” He murmured before putting two large hands on your waist and pulling you close to him so that he could attach his lips to yours.


“No. Stop. No.” Lysander said as he took hold of your wrists and moved his head away from you “Just give me a kiss you bum” You said as you puckered up with a small giggle escaping your lips, Lysander smirked, “Catch me if you can!” He shouted and turned around before running away but you quickly caught up with him and tackled him to the ground before placing a kiss on his lips “Caught you”


Louis gave you quick kisses. He’d peck you on the lips quickly before pulling away knowing that you always wanted more but he never obliged until you were alone. Despite his quite cheeky personality Louis was never one for massive PDA and would rather have you all to himself in private which is when he would share with you what his ancestors created.


“Scorpius I swear to Merlin if you don’t shut up right now I will–” You began before your boyfriend cut you off with a smug smirk on his face “You’ll what?” He asked with a mock scared look on his face. “I will owl your mother.” You threatened and Scorpius scoffed but you could see a hint of fear in his eyes “You wouldn’t do that”. You raised your eyebrows threateningly “Wouldn’t I?” You challenged “I can do whatever I’d like and if you can–” Once again you were cut off but this time with his lips instead of his words and lets just say, you forgot all about owling his mother.


You couldn’t believe him, how could he do this? “You cheated Edward!” You shouted and Teddy looked completely ashamed but you could see his eyes flicker with anger at the name “I’m so sorry; I promise I won’t do it again!” You shook your head at him “How can I trust you after this?” You asked sadly and Teddy took your hands in his and you resisted the urge to pull them away “I promise Y/n, I promise that I will never cheat at Gobstones again” You could see the honesty in his eyes and you could feel his regret so you nodded slightly and he kissed you lightly on the lips in relief “But you better not do it again Edward” You murmured and Teddy stiffened “Don’t call me Edward” He said as his hair changed to a vivid red.

anonymous asked:

i trust you. im new to 1D fan fic, i've read a few of the most recent recs you've posted. but i wanted to know. what are the must read, staple fics? like ones that everyone has read and shit. thank you ily.

Okay, here we go. 

1D fan fic 101 (featuring 40+ must-read fics)

  1. These Inconvenient Fireworks (TIF) - Holy Bible of 1D fanfiction (“Future AU in which nobody tries out for X Factor but the boys end up finding one other eventually anyway. Louis is a jaded bastard who owns a cat named Duchess and teaches drama to teenagers, Harry is an idealistic aspiring photographer/part-time footy coach, Zayn teaches English lit and wears leather jackets, Liam saves people from burning buildings, and Niall is Niall.”)
  2. Fading - TW: eating disorders, absolutely heartbreaking but one of the most wonderful things you’ll ever read (“Louis knows about beauty; the combination of qualities that pleases the aesthetic senses. He creates that combination every day in the garments he designs while studying fashion at uni. The cut of the design, the color of the fabric, the intricacy of the stitching; it all comes together to create something beautiful. When the science student with the long legs and dimpled smile agrees to model for him, Louis decides he’s found beauty personified. Harry just thinks Louis needs someone to show him how beautiful he is”)
  3. Zarah5 - Fandom’s most wonderful and prolific writer, just read everything she’s written (my absolute favourite is Into The Blue)
  4. You Came Beating Like Moth’s Wings - also check everything else by supernope (“Harry smiles. He’s only known Louis for about two hours, knows nothing about him past his first name, but he’s nice and sarcastic and helpful and so, so pretty. And Harry’s still got a few days left in Barcelona, and he thinks he wouldn’t mind spending them with Louis.Also known as, Harry takes the summer before uni to travel Europe and meets Louis in Barcelona, and they end up traveling together.”)
  5. Jump Before We Fall - I absolutely loved this, read it a couple of times, such a great story; also check everything else by green_feelings (Louis and Zayn’s lives revolve around running a hotel by the sea, Harry is a student who wants a life far from home for just a little while, Niall doesn’t know where life leads him and Liam thinks he has already found all purposes in his life.)
  6. Red Brick Heart - so good, the college life au with so much cheeky louis and adorable harry, plus loads of cuddling and great group dynamic; also check everything else by hazmesentir (“Harry has only had his room for thirty-two minutes when it stops being his.Uni AU. Harry had turned up at the halls of residence expecting fun, new friends, and maybe a life experience or two. What he doesn’t expect is a surprise roommate who’s loud and dramatic and obsessed with tea and is maybe, actually, all he’s ever wanted.”)
  7. And Then A Bit - also check everything else by infinitelymint (“We’d like to give the fans what they want.” Magee states, placing his hand on the table in front of him and leaning forward. “We want to give them Larry Stylinson.(aka Harry and Louis fake a relationship for publicity. Eventually it becomes a lot less fake and a lot more real.))
  8. The Finish Line (Is A Good Place For Us To Start) / You’ll Breathe Me in (You Won’t Release) - couldn’t decide which one is better, both are so so so good; also check everything else by LoadedGunn (first one is the formula au, second one is the driving instructor fic)
  9. In From The Cold - this is one of the fics you will never forget, I promise (“Louis is a hurricane who won’t stand still, but Harry thinks maybe Ireland has this way of changing priorities. A B&B au in which Harry and Zayn run an inn in Ennis, Ireland, and Louis comes to review it. Liam is their handyman, Niall absolutely doesn’t work there, and home is most definitely where the heart is.”)
  10. Sanity Not Included - OT5 au, must read, this is one of the funniest things you will ever get the pleasure of going through; also check everything else by scottmcniceass, there is some wonderful ziam au’s, I absolutely adore this writer (Someone probably should have stopped the five of them from living together in one house.)
  11. To Be The Friction In Your Jeans - ultimate OT5 smut, I guarantee you won’t read anything hotter than this (Harry is an exhibitionist. He gets up to shenanigans. This is a fill for this prompt at the kink meme: Harry really, really likes to be watched. When they’re all lounging around watching TV he’ll start kissing Louis and he’ll take it as far as he can until Louis makes him stop because the other boys are in the room or drags him away to finish in private. He’ll do it wherever - at home, on the bus, in the car, backstage in the dressing room. The boys maybe kind of secretly wish Louis would stop stopping Harry, and maybe one night when they’re drunk he does. Except. It got really, really out of control.)
  12. You Are The Blood - Hogwarts AU, can’t get better than this; also check everything else by sarcasticfluentry, especially pep talk turned into pep rally (OT5 smut);  (“A seventh-year Hogwarts AU in which Niall gets all the girls, Liam goes on a journey of self-discovery, Zayn falls in love, Harry wants something more, and Louis tries to figure out once and for all why he, a Muggleborn, was sorted into Slytherin.”)
  13. You You You - absolutely hilarious, I loved the nouis friendship here paired with famous!harry and nonfamous!louis, plus louis’ twitter persona is amazing; also check everything else by isthatyoularry (“Infamous boybander leaves club together with unknown,” read the headline. Underneath were pictures of a boy with dark curls, green eyes and very tight pants. They both studied the article for a moment, reading it through quickly.“Is that…?” Louis frowned. That guy almost looked exactly like… “HOLY FUCKING SHIT!”
    “Louis,” Niall said, looking absolutely fucked over. “You just fucked the most wanted guy on earth. You just fucked Harry Styles of One Direction.”)

  14. Give Me Truths - this was so painful, but it’s such a well-crafted story with an amazing ending plus the character developement is superb, TW: emotional/physical abuse (Louis is a psychology student with a tattoo count as high as his genius IQ. Harry is in a (sort-of) relationship with a homophobic man and hates himself a little more every day. Things fall apart and Louis puts him back together.Or, the one in which Louis falls in love with a fragile boy and tells him every beautiful truth in the world, as long as it makes him happy.)
  15. And The Reason Is You - this was deleted from ao3, but it’s a shame, it’s such a great piece with zarry and lilo friendships (Zayn and Harry are the socialite sons of two high-end record producers and the heirs to the future of Myles Records. The two are reckless, loud and out of control. They have no regard for reputation or responsibility. Liam and Louis work for Horan’s catering, their friend Niall’s catering business, and are at almost every event that Myles Records throws. After one disastrous night, Zayn and Harry are dragged home upon request by Paul, Liam and Louis. Hijinks, drama and love ensue. This includes a Zarry friendship (a bit of unrequited love in this respect, too), Nosh, and body shots.)
  16. Another Hazy May harry shoots guns better than he shoots footie, and louis writes in the third person, zayn’s kardashian poster as the foundation of a friendshipand and liam payne as batman (“louis is a terrible poet and harry lives in the now and they have six weeks to fall in love but, really, it only takes six seconds. bookshop meets military meets summer romance au ft. marlboros, the backstreet boys, and underrated literary devices.”)
  17. Learning To Breathe - fluff and angst mostly (He’s playing football at one of the top universities in England and he should love everything about his life right now, but instead he’s moving backwards. How does your past fit into your present? Louis is still figuring it out.)
  18. Hiding Out In The Kitchen -  this one is really cute, and I loved the ending (Harry’s in an internationally famous boyband with his three best mates, he gets laid on a pretty regular basis, and he’s headed to Australia in a week. He doesn’t need anything else, and he certainly doesn’t need a boyfriend. If this nice guy he met in a coffeeshop wants to date him, great—but that’s all it is. Right?)
  19. If I Could Hold You - famous!harry, soooo good (“Louis isn’t a fan of popstars. Unless the popstar has curly hair, green eyes, and is named Harry Styles. He really likes that popstar.”)
  20. Hold Me Closer - (“Louis Tomlinson is one of the most promising dancers of the English National Ballet, on track to become the youngest principal dancer in the company’s history. That is, until forces conspire to significantly complicate his life, including: a surprise ballet, an unfairly attractive guest choreographer, and being pushed into a rivalry with his best mate. Featuring lots of wine, dancing, pining, and a happy ending.”)
  21. Just Me, You, And This Box Of Matches - H&L live in the same building, really cool Harry character (“Louis is fairly sure that his new neighbour is going to destroy him. And also their apartment building, and the dumpsters outside, and all the forests within a thirty mile radius. But. Mostly him.”)
  22. All Too Human - kids au, so cute, Harry’s persona here is so out of this world (“Louis has a 3 year old son and works at a daycare while getting his education degree.Harry’s a fresh face Popstar with the world in his hands.They meet over applesauce and hide n’ go seek.”)
  23. Feel The Chemicals Burn In My Bloodstream - to read more than once (“Harry is a journalist with a lot of secrets and Louis is the future king of the United Kingdom; they live together for 60 days.”)
  24. Adding: Escapade (as it already made hl fic history) In the grand scheme of things, finding a date for a wedding should be no problem for Louis Tomlinson. He’s rich. He’s handsome. He’s reasonably well behaved. But when the wedding is for his lifelong best friend (and former boyfriend), and is happening in under a month, finding a date for the ceremony and accompanying festivities becomes more of an adventure than he ever could have planned for. 

anonymous asked:

Assuming all the 1D management control issues surfacing recently, is it pretty much confirmed that Louis has received media training basically to closet him? So somewhere on this earth is a human who sat down sassy smart dazzling cheeky Louis and trained him to hold still, to stop smirking, to act het and... just??? Were they kind and sympathetic and understanding and feeding him that it was for his own good or was it malicious? This breaks my heart?? How could they? How could they???

What the boys went through was not standard media training. Their handlers gave them carrots and sticks that told them that they had the formula for success, and that their success, their bandmates’ success, their responsibilities to themselves and their families, was to follow this formula.

This formula involved changing their natural mannerisms, their appearance, their speech. It involved a breakneck schedule and PR relationships. It involved working while ill / injured. It involved separation from their family and friends for long periods of time. It involved erasing any signs of sexual preference to appear available (Harry) or devoted (Louis, Zayn).

They survived because of their camaraderie. They remained essentially good people (with various psychological sequelae) because they supported each other.

anonymous asked:

Are you thinking of doing themed recs then? I'd like one that's about one or both of them as songwriters. I'm still a sucker for a song fic. ❤️

Yes! I can absolutely do themed recs! Thank you so much for asking! I’m really excited about this. I hope you like these!


but tonight (you’re on my mind) by allwaswell16/@allwaswell16 [E, 37k, Tomlinshaw] 

Nick’s friendship with the lead singer of Seventy Eight has come with a new circle of people including an entrancing, blue eyed drummer. But what brings them together can also tear them apart.

got the sunshine on my shoulders by hattalove/@hattalove [E, 124k, Larry]

five years ago, harry styles left his tiny home town to make it big as a recording artist. he didn’t have much regard for what he left behind - a life, a family, and a husband, who woke up one morning to find him gone. 

now, harry has everything he could possibly want: he’s rich, famous, and adored by everyone he meets, including his boyfriend. but when said boyfriend proposes to him, he’s forced to face the uncomfortable facts of his past - and louis, who’s spent the last five years returning every set of divorce papers harry sent him.

(or, an au based on the movie sweet home alabama.)

let’s start right now by dramaturgicallycorrect/@wickershire [T, 30k, Narry] 

He turns to Harry. “Do you mind, like. Can I take a picture of your driver’s license?” 

“Yeah,” Harry says easily, fishing his wallet out and presenting him with a California license to match his California plates. He has got an LA address, Niall notes as he snaps a picture. He’s got longer hair in this picture, waving down to brush his shoulders, a far sight from the short crop he’s got now. It looks just as good on him, he notes almost subconsciously.

He texts the picture to Louis as Harry puts the license away, give this to the police if I go missing…

What have you done Neil?? comes Louis’ answer quickly, but Niall ignores it, looks up to find Harry looking back at him.

“It’ll be fun.”


Harry tilts his head. “I never make promises. You’ll just have to trust me.”
[Or, Harry’s a professional cross country road trip driver, and Niall is his latest fare.]

promise not to fade away by you_explode/@nobodymove[E, 10k, Larry]

“Louis doesn’t take his eyes off Harry for the rest of his set. He doesn’t even drink his pint. He just watches, and listens, and is completely enraptured by this boy with his curls and his velvet voice. Harry plays a mixture of originals and covers (songs Louis loves, by the way, so he’s got great taste as well), and in between songs he’s cheeky and charming, and Louis is desperate to know him.“ 

Louis is an A&R rep, and Harry is a singer/songwriter. They meet on New Years Eve.

Looking Through You by allwaswell16/@allwaswell16 [E, 42k, Larry]

Just as Louis and Liam were starting out in the music industry, writing and producing for up and coming artists, a fateful meeting with new pop singer Harry Styles changes everything. Four years later, just as Harry is set to embark on his next world tour, a drunken confession causes a rift between once inseparable friends. As Harry tries to make sense of his feelings for Louis, he begins writing his next album to express them as it may be the only way to break through the walls that Louis has built between them.

i have your dreams (and your teeth marks) by aloequeera/@aloequeerafic  [E, 118k, Larry] 

Louis and Harry don’t believe in second chances, but sometimes it feels like the universe does. A Music Industry/Getting Back Together AU.

Life Was a Song, You Came Along by rainbowninja167/@rainbowninja  [E, 38k, Larry]

It’s embarrassing how long it takes Louis to recognize his own song. Niall had sung it as a bright, hopeful love song, and that’s honestly how Louis had always assumed it should sound. But this new voice, slow and rough, stripped of any backing instrument, has infused the lyrics with just the tumultuous mix of fear and defiance that Louis can remember so clearly from the night he wrote them.

It’s not a comfortable thing, to feel like someone is singing all your secrets back to you. 

Louis is a songwriter trapped in a lie that could ruin his best friend’s career. Harry owns a record store, distrusts everyone in the music industry on principle, but loves Niall Horan’s newest album. A modern retelling of Singin’ in the Rain.

Naked & Proud by kiwikero/@icanhazzalou [E, 19k, Larry – Postcast Available ] 

The town itself is tiny, as evidenced by the ten minutes it’s taken Louis to drive the entire thing. There’s not a single recognisable brand in sight—no Tesco or McDonald’s or even a bloody Starbucks. Lining the streets instead are mom and pop stores with names like ‘Jerry’s Burgers’ and ‘The Market Basket’ and…
“'Naked & Proud?‘” Louis almost slams on the brakes at the outlandish sign, the name written in a seemingly innocent font, words curved around a large cartoon peach. He can’t help turning into the carpark, easing the car into a spot next to a beat up truck.

He isn’t sure what to make of it. Surely it isn’t a strip joint or sex shop, not with the families and little old ladies going in and out of the establishment. Some kind of nudist hangout, perhaps?

And, oh, God. Did Louis’ mother accidentally send him to live in a nudist colony?

In which Harry runs an organic store, not a nudist colony, and Louis doesn’t know whether to be relieved or disappointed.

hiiii, here are a bunch of fics I’ve enjoyed and loved reading throughout the month of november. I recommend that you read these great fics in december, if you haven’t already!! there’s GREAT fics in here… some really seasonal stuff and even MY OWN FIC! please check them out!!

(all fics with a star are my favorites and if there are two stars then it was a favorite favorite)

1. Loving with a Little Twist (29k)**

“What are you going to do?”

“I don’t know Niall! I just promised my mother I’m bringing my boyfriend - a boyfriend I don’t have - to Thanksgiving dinner. What should I do? I can’t call back and be like, ‘Oh yeah mom, that boyfriend I said that I have, I don’t actually have. Sorry to disappoint you.’ My life is ruined.” Harry returns to suffocating himself with the pillow.

Niall laughs and Harry growls at his best friend’s unwarranted happiness in this life-ending situation. Harry is fucked. Fuck. He needs a boyfriend. Fuck.

(a thanksgiving fake/pretend relationship au, written by me!!)

2. When the Stars Come Out (30k)*

Louis was about to reassure Harry further when Gemma bounded back over to him, slipping a hand around Louis’ waist. Harry’s eyes followed the movement. And then that lip gnaw again. Christ. How was he supposed to survive this weekend?

He turned his attention to Gemma as her palm came to rest right above his heart. Laying it on a bit thick, dear. Or at least that’s what he hoped he’d conveyed with the simple tilt of an eyebrow.

In response, she went up on tiptoes and laid a noisy kiss on the hollow beneath his cheekbone. Louis didn’t take his eyes off Harry, who watched the scene play out with a blank expression. Once Gemma dropped back to the ground, Harry shifted away from them, his gaze dropping to his feet.

[Or the one where Louis pretends to be Gemma’s boyfriend for her horrid cousin’s wedding but fate is a nasty jerk and throws Harry in his way.]

3. Both Showing Hearts (113k)**

Louis Tomlinson is, in fact, not straight.

Harry Styles isn’t sure what he is.

Together, they figure it out, and maybe fall in love along the way.

Or, the Uni AU where Louis helps Harry figure out his sexuality, Niall crashes a bachelorette party, Liam works in a printing centre, and Zayn happens to need lots of printing done.

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Title: Sugar on your lips.

Author:  enigma_scars

Recipient: louislonglegs

Word Count: 6,184

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Tags: Barista Harry, biker louis, this wasn’t a tag?, Pansexual Character, Everyone Is Gay, Happy, Cheeky Louis, Tired Harry, Late at Night, Late Night Conversations, Fluff and Smut, Shameless Smut, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Bottom Harry, Top Louis, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Boys Kissing, Neck Kissing, Aftercare, Falling In Love, How Do I Tag, wrote this in 3 hours, FUCK, i dunno, read this maybe?, Please Don’t Kill Me

Prompt: “Where Louis rides a motorcycle in aims of picking up girls but he gets sidetracked by a barista in yoga pants.“


I Put a Spell on You by bethaboo (17,525 words)

A BBC/Secret Santa mashup featuring Captain Niall, our intrepid weatherman/amateur matchmaker, rather clueless sports reporter Liam, charming political analyst Zayn, and cheeky entertainment reporter Louis. Harry is the new fashion correspondent who prefers to dress like a flamingo. And pining. There’s a lot of pining.

Apologies all around to those of you who enjoy coherent plots, something other than fluffy smut, and Starbucks coffee.

“They finally hired a new fashion reporter,” Zayn says and Louis lets out a wounded gasp.

“Without even consulting me?”  This has not been the greatest start to a Monday ever. Louis, as the main entertainment reporter, often has to collaborate with fashion. The last fashion reporter was a rather cold, broody girl named Sarah that Louis hadn’t had a shred of chemistry with. Also, she’d kept losing weight, making Louis feel annoyingly thick around the thighs and bum.

Harry liked your bum, a bothersome little voice reminds Louis.

He shakes off the distraction and focuses on what really matters. His new co-worker.

“So?” Louis demands. “Who is she?”

Zayn smiles. “Not a she, to start.”

“Oh.” Louis is a bit taken aback by this. It does make the most sense—after all, Louis is never going to have any kind of working chemistry with a woman, but he wasn’t sure management was smart enough to ever try something else.

“His name’s Harry Styles,” Zayn says and everything in Louis freezes.

“Wait,” Louis hedges. “Is he like, um, really tall and broad and has long, curly hair. You know. Green eyes. Gorgeous face?”

anonymous asked:

hey!!!!! do you have more pining fics? i went through your tag and i've read most of them :( thanks love!! xx

Pining Fics Part II

Want you more than A (77k)

Falling in love with your step-brother’s best friend is a disaster enough. When he happens to be the boy everyone loves and you’re a nerd who wears sweater vests and cries during rom-coms, it takes it to a whole new level.

the lights out never had this bright a glow (20k)

In which both Harry and Louis pretend to be something they’re not but it turns out okay because they don’t have to pretend when it comes to each other.

walking in a winter wonderland (7k)

Harry has a serious crush on Louis Tomlinson that ends up with him accidentally signing up to be on the Winter Ball committee

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anonymous asked:

Can I rant to you about something? I saw somebody say on here that Liam needs to get away from Louis cause all Louis does is bully him and it made me mad and kinda sad cause their friendship is more then bullying each other why are people like this :/

Louis just shows his affection in a unique manner when it comes to Liam. He can mess with Liam. But, I guarantee if anyone else tried to mess with Liam, Louis would drag them harder than he dragged Naughty Boy. HE LOVES LIAM. LIAM IS HIS BOY. Like Louis said, HE AND LIAM JUST HAVE THIS THING.
















It’s not the most conventional of friendships, no. But, they are so close. You can just tell by looking at them. There is such a strong trust and bond between the two of them. Louis has helped Liam to loosen up and enjoy just having fun and messing about on stage. And Liam is there to support Louis in anything and everything. They have such an amazing dynamic. And like I said earlier, Louis can mess with Liam. But 100% if anyone else tried, Lois would turn into an angry and snarling chihuahua. Liam is his boy. (x)

Basically. (x) Lilo = 

Art for zarah5 fic “As you are”  aka x-factor judge Louis/contestant Harry :D

Harry jumped in just as Niall was about to reply. “We sort of considered a band name like Two Dudes and One Guitar, but that’s a bit of a mouthful. I mean, I’m not opposed to that, but there’s a time and a place, right?”

This might very well be his one chance to flirt with the guy who’d often starred in his teenage wet dreams. Why waste a perfectly good opportunity?

“Cheeky,” Louis commented. Grin still firmly in place, he folded his hands on the table and tilted his head.

Get Nasty - A One Direction OT5 Smutty One-Shot

Please read Part 1 (Crazy Kids) and Part 2 (Wild Ones) before this final installment. Also be advised that this contains explicit hard drug use as well as het and slash smut, so if you don’t enjoy reading the boys together then don’t read this! Instead, you can check out my other one-shots here

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Top 112 LouisandHarry Moments During the TMH Tour

So a couple weeks ago, Kati and I were discussing our favorite moments from the TMH Tour and we were like ya know what - let’s compile the best HarryandLouis moments from the tour because so many people forget all the great stuff these two did. The moments may have been subtle and their interactions may have been more restricted, but that didn’t stop them from showing off just how in love and settled they are.  We thought we could do a top 20 moments hahahahahaaa… yeahhhh so anyway here are my top 112 moments in chronological order. In preparation for the WWAT, enjoy :)

fyi: Some of them have more than one moment linked, don’t miss any :)

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