cheeky raccoon

D’you think Sirius ever had James take him for walks but like, as a human and he still acted like a dog? 

“Oh MERLIN it’s that cheeky raccoon from earlier lemme chase him off just a little bit”

“IT’S THE MAILMAN JAMES IT’S THE MAILMAN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT”

*struts past every cat because ha i’m so much taller than all of you*

“James you love me right? Not any of these other dogs? Right? James? James. James tell me i’m pretty!”