checked lining

Oh no I had a dream last night where they took the original cast recording of Great Comet down from Spotify. The new one was there, and there was another album that looked suspiciously similar to the original, but all the songs were early drafts and no where near the same. I was crying.

target is my least favorite store on planet Earth aka Hell

the burnt popcorn smell, the check out line that never gets smaller because apparently target is only allowed to have one or two checkout lines open despite there being 50 billion people in ur store, those ANNOYING RED BALLS IN FRONT OF UR STORE

so much shit, i hate target

plus stop tryng to pawn your crappy red card crap on me ty

anonymous asked:

Thank you, I was thinking the same thing with the luggage and security check. But if it was only for the weekend Sam might have only had a carry-on with him. The fan being with Sam in the same security line doesn't give us a clue he was in NYC. It wasn't the luggage drop-off or check-in line. Security lines only give you access to the terminal and gates. IMO, the only real hint is the SM silence from Sam and Mac.

No wonder these international flights have longer layovers to account for delays and re screening. You are right that the strongest hint that Sam and Mac might be hooking up this past weekend was their radio silence. Sam only posts work or charity related stuff on his IG so when he’s on personal business we don’t hear from him.

When Sam posted from North Carolina, Switzerland, LA and Georgia the posts had either an Outlander or MPC connection. When a fan posted a pic from Montreal (where Mac was filming a TV movie) last July, we had no idea he was even there.

Sam and Mac have no obligation to inform fans of their whereabouts but since their SM is followed closely by us, we pick up on the patterns. Yesterday I was visiting family at the beach so I was off SM most of the day. It was really nice, btw. I’m sure it’s been nice for both of them

Everyone talks about how shitty and stupid customers are, why don’t we ever talk about the cool ones? 

-Bilingual children translating for their parents/grandparents like a boss

-The drunk guy you had to deny a sale to and he took it so well and maybe even thanked you for keeping him safe

-The random peeps in a long check out line who stop to tell you you’re doing an amazing job

-The regulars who have your back when someone starts giving you a hard time

-Customers who let you know to keep an eye on someone for shoplifting

-Bros who insist on cleaning up their own mess/spill

-The really upbeat/cheery mom/aunt type customer that just kind of brightens your day a bit

Feel free to add, you guys. You know who they are, let’s give them some love.

if you caught him red handed eating cake, he’’ll probably just squint at you and keep eating ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ aaaa also little birthday doodle for myself// toots confetti 

Close Your Eyes

Summary:  Soulmate AU where your eyes turn their true color once you kiss your soulmate. After a disastrous first kiss, Kent starts wearing colored contacts and swears that he won’t kiss anyone ever again. Too bad he never was very good at following the rules.  
Rating: T
Wordcount: ~1,000
A/N: Patater Week AU day

He’s been hooking up with Tater for a little more than 8 months when Alexei leans down to kiss him. Kent stumbles backwards. His pants are tangled around his ankles and he goes crashing down to the hardwood floor of Alexei’s apartment.  Kent yanks his pants back up and ignores Alexei’s outstretched hand.

“No kissing,” Kent says, hands braced in front of him as though he’s going to be attacked.

The only person Kent’s ever kissed was Jack. It was slow and sweet and achingly perfect until they broke apart and there were grey eyes looking back at him. Three days later Kent went first in the draft. 

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blackjackgabbiani  asked:

Is it possible that Serperior is a legless lizard as opposed to a snake, since its previous stages have limbs?

Interesting! There’s a few key anatomical differences between snakes and legless lizards that we can use to check. Here’s the Snivy line for reference:

1) Legless lizards have eyelids, snakes do not.

(For all images, legless lizard is on the left, snake is on the right)

This one is kind of hard to tell. It’s a little unclear on Serperior, but Snivy certainly has an eyelid, so I’m going to give this point to Legless Lizard.

2) Legless lizards have external ear openings

Unless the things on its head are its ears, I don’t see any ear openings on Serperior. I don’t think those are its ears, since Snivy does not have them (and Snivy does not have ear holes either). Point for snake!

3) Snakes have larger scales on their bellies, legless lizards do not.

Again, this is ambiguous on Serperior, but on Snivy and Servine, they clearly have longer segments along their belly. Point to snake!

​4) Legless lizard’s tongue is thicker and less forked.

This one definitely goes to Legless lizard. Serperior’s tongue is basically round. 

So…these tests are inconclusive? Tied 2 to 2. Serperior could be a legless lizard. Or I wonder if it could be the opposite…a legged snake? Who knows!

Thanks for your question!

-Professor Julie

White woman at Trader Joe’s to Muslim woman: “I wish they didn’t let you in this country”

  • On Saturday, South Carolinian comedian Jeremy McLellan posted a video of a white woman at a Trader Joe’s in Virginia accosting his Muslim woman friend, telling her “I wish they didn’t let you in the country.”
  • The Islamophobic incident began after McLellan’s friend allowed the woman to cut her in the check-out line after noticing she was in a hurry, he explained in a Facebook post. 
  • According to the comedian, before his friend started recording, the woman began speaking ill of another Muslim woman, who was wearing the niqab, or face veil, at the store. The woman asked McLellan’s friend why she didn’t wear the niqab as well. 
  • When McLellan’s friend responded by saying it was a choice, the non-Muslim woman didn’t believe her and decided to lecture her about women’s rights in Islam. Read more (5/8/17)

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anonymous asked:

Aaron and alex totally meet because alex is doing something weird and Aaron is like "what the hell". Like it's probably midnight and they're both in a grocery store (Aaron cause he was craving ice cream and Alexander because he promised Lafayette that he would buy butter and he forgot until now) so they're both checking out and only one line is open because it's midnight and all Aaron can think is how weird the person in front of him is because he's buying 10 packs of butter

This is great

Like imagine Laf having told Alex over and over again that they’re out of butter and Alex keeps promising he’ll get some, but he always forgets. So one day Laf just puts hundreds of sticky-notes around the apartment that just say “BUTTER” and Alex just gets so mad cause the sticky-notes are legit everywhere. Plus Laf probably pulls some asshole move where he drinks all the coffee, knowing it will piss Alex off enough to go buy the butter.

So, being the annoying little shit that he is, Alex goes to the grocery and buys like 20 things of butter to fill the refrigerator with. And the person at the register is giving him the weirdest looks and Alex is just like, whatever, but then he turns to see this guy clutching two things of ice cream to his chest, also giving him a weird look, and Alex asks what he’s staring at.

And Aaron, who really had just wanted to quickly buy some ice cream, is just thinking to himself, why did I have to get stuck behind this crazy butter man? He does his best to just casually say that he’s never seen someone buy so much butter, and the guy shrugs, saying that Aaron has no right to talk, since he’s the one buying two tubs of ice cream at midnight.

And of course Aaron gets offended by that, cause who is this guy? What does he know about Aaron’s life? It had been a long week, and Aaron just really wanted some ice cream, and fuck this guy for making him feel guilty. So Aaron argues that it’s normal for people to buy ice cream, and it’s much less normal for someone to buy twenty sticks of butter. 

Then, without either of them realizing it, they both start laughing, cause wow, it’s midnight in a practically empty grocery store and they are having what is probably the most ridiculous argument to ever occur in a grocery store.

They both finish checking out, and then Alex is telling the whole story about the sticky-notes and the coffee to Aaron, who laughs the whole time, and Alex can’t help but think that the guy has a nice laugh. Before he can stop himself, Alex is asking Aaron if they could do this again sometime.

And Aaron is really confused at first. Alex wants to meet at a grocery store and argue with each other? But then Alex is laughing, saying that he meant could they meet up and talk. He gives Aaron a smile and says that he’ll even take Aaron out for ice cream if he wants to. Aaron says yes, and they exchange numbers.

So Alex goes home, smiling to himself as he puts all 20 sticks of butter into the fridge. Half the reason he’s smiling is because he scored a date with a pretty great guy, but the other reason is knowing that it will be hilarious to wake up to the sound of Laf screaming in frustration when he opens the fridge in the morning.  

By Way of Spontaneity (Part 5)

Summary: On a whim, Bucky declares you to be his girlfriend to his grandma and mother. They’re eager to meet you and he asks you to pretend to be with him for just one dinner with his family. But is that really all?

Word Count: 773

Warnings: None.

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A/N: This is where I start to apologize for what’s coming. >.<

Originally posted by yourlipbalm

Mildred looked up at you as you all settled down in the living room, cups of coffee being handed to everyone. She gave you a smile. “Dear, my birthday is next week. Apparently, my family is holding a surprise birthday party during that weekend, Sunday. Would you like to attend?”

“Nana!” screeched Steve and Bucky simultaneously.

She laughed, waving them away. “You people are hardly secretive! I have known for a while.” She rolled her eyes and scoffed. “They’re throwing me this big party like they’re expecting me to die soon. Pah! Not happening.”

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Some more mer-person Bitty!

I don’t really have a story in mind, and I know this is HEAVILY inspired of the Little Mermaid, but I see this later in the story, after Jack (and crew) saved Bitty from the nets, after they fall in love, etc. This is why Bitty is panicking instead of just singing to him. 

(thanks for the ones who saw this on my stream!)