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for the anon who asked for a groupchat celebrity au with twitter. ik this isn’t exactly what you asked for, but i will do a proper celebrity au one day. probably. dedicated to my wife @jiilys bc she deserves all this and more


James Potter (@jimsradio) tweeted: thanks for tuning in last night! check us out next week when we’ll be discussing whether sand dollars should be a viable form of currency

Sirius Black (@blacksheep) retweeted: james no one cares about ur stupid fuckign radio show

James Potter (@jimsradio) retweeted: ur the co-host

Sirius Black (@blacksheep) retweeted: i dont see how thats a relevant piece of information


Remus Lupin (@remuslupout) tweeted: @jimsradio why do you have pine trees listed as your topic for next week

James Potter (@jimsradio) retweeted: why not

James Potter (@jimsradio) retweeted: theyr an important part of our capitalist, consumer-driven society

Remus Lupin (@remuslupout) retweeted: is this just because you couldn’t come up with a better topic

James Potter (@jimsradio) retweeted: r u insinuating that i had no ideas and decided on pine trees bc there happens to be one outside peters bedroom window

Remus Lupin (@remuslupout) retweeted: yes

James Potter (@jimsradio) retweeted: fair


James Potter to radioheads: how about we have remus as our special guest next week

Sirius Black: i have legitimately never heard of a worse idea

Remus Lupin: good luck driving yourself to the lido next week then dickhead

Sirius Black: i already lost that job

Remus Lupin: why am i not surprised

Sirius Black: jokes on u lupin, ur the one who’s been driving me 40 minutes out of your way every morning for nothing

Remus Lupin: fucker


Remus Lupin to James Potter: we need more advertising

James Potter: ?? we have plenty of advertising

Remus Lupin: we have the same ad for your dad’s hair gel playing every break on a ten minute loop

James Potter: ?? what’s ur point


Peter Pettigrew to james you know i love monty but we need more advertising: guys 2, 141 people listened in last week

Remus Lupin: are you kidding

James Potter: result!!!!

Sirius Black: was that the one where we talked about freaks & geeks conspiracy theories

Remus Lupin: no that was the one where you talked about crunchy chips vs squishies

Remus Lupin: do you even listen to the show

Sirius Black: im the co-host thank you very much

Remus Lupin: could’ve fooled me

Sirius Black has removed Remus Lupin from the chat.


Sirius Black (@blacksheep) tweeted: @petepettigrew i still cant believe u prefer squishies to crunchies

Peter Pettigrew (@petepettigrew) retweeted: what?? theyr more flavoursome


James Potter to Sirius Black: remus has been our special guest for the past five episodes i think we need someone new

Sirius Black: what about pete

James Potter: pete does sound

Sirius Black: then get someone else to do sound

James Potter: u, my friend, are a genius


James Potter (@jimsradio) tweeted: we need someone with tech experience to do our sound booth pls and thank


Peter Pettigrew to fifa plays would make a shitty topic: I thought I was sound technician??

James Potter: u can still be sound technician we’re just having u as our special guest

Sirius Black: im not sure i can handle having a special guest who thinks squishies r better than crunchies

James Potter: ??? u were the one who suggested pete in the first place

Sirius Black: i was?? funny that

Peter Pettigrew: i hate u all


Lily Evans (@liljane) tweeted: @jimsradio i have two years worth of tech experience and can do friday evenings if ur still looking for a sound technician


James Potter to shitdick central™: holy shit check out the chick who just applied for techie

Peter Pettigrew: who is she

Remus Lupin: lily evans

Remus Lupin: she had her own radio show a couple of years back with this really awful guy

Remus Lupin: it was really popular

Peter Pettigrew: the radio show or the guy

Remus Lupin: ?? the radio show

Remus Lupin: the guy turned out to be a massive racist

Remus Lupin: in her last interview she called him ‘an abusive fuckface’

Sirius Black: i say we hire her

James Potter: seconded


Remus Lupin to James Potter: is the only reason you want to hire her is because you think she’s hot

James Potter: do you really think i’m that shallow

Remus Lupin: yes


James Potter (@jimsradio) tweeted: @liljane you’re hired. i’ll dm you the details


Sirius Black to i’m not shallow remus i just have an appreciation for the finer things in life: i cant believe that you both literally and figuratively slid into her dm’s

James Potter: im blocking u


James Potter to what the fuck is an aardvark anyway: that went rather well if you ask me

Sirius Black: ?? it was a fucking atrocity

Sirius Black: you were staring at her the whole time

James Potter: no i wasn’t

Remus Lupin: you missed five of your queues

James Potter: ok, so maybe i was a little off

Sirius Black: there were more awkward silences than that one time peter tried to pick up rosmerta at the three broomsticks

Peter Pettigrew: you promised you wouldn’t bring that up again!!

Sirius Black: sry pete, desperate times call for desperate measures


James Potter (@jimsradio) tweeted: make sure to check us out at our new time of 7:00pm fridays!!

Sirius Black (@blacksheep) retweeted: you do realise no-one actually watches this show

Lily Evans (@liljane) retweeted: he’s right you know

James Potter (@jimsradio) retweeted: i hate both of u


Lily Evans to James Potter: can u stop making jokes about lamps

James Potter: i don’t know what u filamean


Peter Pettigrew to wes anderson is better than quentin taratino and you know it james: ALMOST 10K PEOPLE LISTENED IN LAST NIGHT

James Potter: HOLY SHIT

Lily Evans: james u owe me $50 and your 1st edition copy of the great gatsby

James Potter: i’d rather die

Lily Evans: then die, jim

Remus Lupin: christ

Sirius Black: u called??

Peter Pettigrew: what even is this group chat


James Potter to Lily Evans: was that u tearing up i saw in the sound booth when i was reading out my piece about foreshadowing in the simpsons

Lily Evans: i was tearing up over how bad it was

Lily Evans: there was something in my eye

Lily Evans: i think it was your complete lack of a writing style

James Potter: stop it


Lily Evans (@liljane) tweeted: petition to kick sirius out of the group chat bc he won’t stop talking about scooby doo conspiracy theories at 3am

Sirius Black (@blacksheep) retweeted: i can scooby do what i want

Lily Evans (@liljane) retweeted: blocked


James Potter to Sirius Black: WHERE ARE YOU WE’RE ON IN 5

James Potter: sirs

James Potter: where r you

Sirius Black: ran in tp regulus at the cineplex

James Potter: where are you now

Sirius Black: field next to cneplex

James Potter: don’t move


James Potter (@jimsradio) tweeted: sorry that there was no show this week folks!! sirius got mauled by a bear and i had to drive up to toronto to help amputate his right arm

Remus Lupin (@remuslupout) retweeted: @jimsradio who’s going to wank you off now

Sirius Black (@blacksheep) retweeted: @remuslupout bitch im left-handed


Sirius Black to velma, daphne and fred: i’m sure evans would do it for you james

Lily Evans: you want to lose the other arm black


Peter Pettigrew to cry me a river lupin: maybe we should make our group chats accessible to the public to get more hits

James Potter: i would but no one wants to see screenshots of sirius in a bra

Sirius Black: by no-one do you mean everyone


James Potter (@jimsradio) tweeted: thank you guys so much for 20k hits the other night!! more content coming


Sirius Black to bitches bitchin: GRAHAM NORTON TONIGHT BITCHES

Lily Evans: are you sober

Sirius Black: am i ever sober

Lily Evans: good point


James Potter to sirius stop changing the group chat name while graham is in the middle of asking you questions: i think that went well

Lily Evans: james im leaving you for graham norton

Sirius Black: not if i leave him first


Severus Snape (@halfbloodprince) tweeted: @jimsradio feel like keeping your hands off my co-host you wanker??


James Potter to i haven’t been able to listen to eyes on fire by blue foundation since they played it over bella and ryan’s scene in eyewitness: how are we gonna handle this

James Potter: my vote is firmly rooted in manslaughter

Lily Evans: leave it to me

Lily Evans: but keep manslaughter as a backup


Lily Evans (@liljane) tweeted: @halfbloodprince i wonder what it’d be like to not be so ridiculously self-involved as to impose yourself where you’re strictly not wanted?

Lily Evans (@liljane) tweeted: @halfbloodprince stay out of my life or you’ll be receiving numerous calls from my lawyer


Lily Evans to manslaughter: yes or no: its sorted

Sirius Black: you don’t even have a lawyer

Lily Evans: he doesn’t know that


James Potter to Lily Evans: whats a rlly interesting and extensive subject we could cover this week

Lily Evans: milk

James Potter: excellent


Lily Evans to tangled is so much better than frozen: im at the studio and i have liquor

Sirius Black: be there in 5

Peter Pettigrew: can u pick me up

Sirius Black: McNo™

Remus Lupin: i regret the day i gave u that keyboard shortcut

Sirius Black: i dont


James Potter to Lily Evans: r u ok

Lily Evans: fine just sistet stuff

James Potter: u sound trashed

Lily Evans: thsts bc i Am

James Potter: where r u

Lily Evans: blcony

Lily Evans: jim

Lily Evans: can u tak e me hpme

Lily Evans: jaems

Lily Evans: i love you


Lily Evans to James Potter: what did i say last night

James Potter: nothing its fine

James Potter: don’t worry about it

Lily Evans: i am worried about it

James Potter: don’t be

James Potter: see you at work


Remus Lupin to James Potter: whats goin on between u two

James Potter: ???

Remus Lupin: you know what i mean

Remus Lupin: you keep looking at her and looking away

Remus Lupin: she keeps forgetting to give you your queues

James Potter: probably distracted by that hickey on your neck

Remus Lupin: i TOLD you i FELL OVER


Lily Evans (@liljane) tweeted: thank you guys so much for 100k! i’ve made @jimsradio promise to change his username if we make it to 1mil in the next two months

Sirius Black (@blacksheep) retweeted: he should change it to @wanker

Lily Evans (@liljane) retweeted: i checked its already taken by @halfbloodprince


Sirius Black to james potter and co: can you and evans stop eye-fucking during the sets

James Potter changed the chat name to i dont know what you’re talking about.

Sirius Black changed the chat name to yes u do.

James Potter changed the chat name to do not.

Sirius Black changed the chat name to do too.

James Potter changed the chat name to do not.

Remus Lupin: you guys know she’s getting all of these right

James Potter: shit


Lily Evans to James Potter: u have something u want to tell me

James Potter: i’d rather do it in person,,,,,if thats ok

Lily Evans: only if we announce our engagement during a set

James Potter: deal


James Potter (@jimsradio) tweeted: we hit 1mil! also @liljane and i are fucking

Remus Lupin (@remuslupout) retweeted: about time

Sirius Black (@blacksheep) retweeted: you don’t say

Remus Lupin (@remuslupout) retweeted: i do say

Peter Pettigrew (@petepettigrew) retweeted: im blocking both of u

Lily Evans (@liljane) retweeted: r u gonna hold up your end of the bargain @jimsradio

James Potter changed his username to @lilandjimsradio.

Lily Evans (@liljane) retweeted: nice

Bikinis and Sunshine

Originally posted by bringmesomepie56

Pairing: Dean x plus sized!Reader
Word count: 877
Warnings: Swearing, insecurity, fat shaming

Part 4 of Fat and Beautiful


The morning after your date, you woke up in Dean’s arms for the first time in two weeks. That day, you were moved back into the room that you had shared with him. While he understood that things weren’t perfect, just having you back in his arms at night meant the world to him.

You continued to work with Sam, enjoying the feeling it gave you. Dean agreed that you should keep it up as long as it made you happy. When out on a case, you did simple things around the motel room.

A month after your date, a case took you mere minutes from the beach. Dean’s face lit up like a kid on Christmas morning. You, on the other hand, felt like you’d throw up. It wasn’t like your insecurities would go away overnight, things took time. And it wasn’t like wearing a bathing suit was something that you did often. In fact, you never really needed to.

Your second morning there, Dean surprised you. “Looks like this morning is going to be spent on the beach, baby.” He beamed.

“Dean…” You sighed. “If you want to go check out the hot chicks, go right ahead.”

He pouted. “I bought you a bathing suit.” He wiggled his eyebrows. “Was hoping to work on the case, show off my girlfriend.” Dean held up a small bag and you raised an eyebrow at him. “Please?”

You grabbed the bag from him. “Sam learned those puppy eyes from you, Dean Winchester.” You teased, making him grin. “Dork.” You smiled, kissing him softly. “I’ll be out shortly…” With a small sigh, you went into the bathroom to change. Talk about moving out of your comfort zone.

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I thought they were my friends? Cameron Dallas Imagine (requested)

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Request: Can you do an imagine where your with cam at a friends house and the jacks and madison are there and you overhear them talking bad about you so you just ran away and yeah 😂💕

A/n: I don’t think either of the Jack’s or Madison would say something like that, but for the storyline, they’ll be assholes

[Y/n - ‘your name’  Y/n/n - ‘your nickname’]

Y/n’s POV

I snuggled closer to Cam as we both got comfortable on the couch. Cam placed a soft kiss on the top of my head and wrapped his strong arm around me tighter.

“Babe, what’s the time?” Cam whispered breathlessly, like he was going to fall asleep.

I looked over at the clock on the other side of the room.

“Half past 5, why?” Cam shot up, almost pushing me off the couch.

“Half past 5? Crap, I’m meant to go to Taylor’s house party,” Cam got off the couch, making sure he didn’t push me off.

“But you just got home from a meeting. I thought we were meant to hang out today anyways?” It felt like I hadn’t see Cameron in forever, he was always at meetings or getting stuff ready for the new ‘Magcon’.

“I’m sorry Y/n, it’s just I haven’t seen the guys in forever. Hey, why don’t you come with me, you’re friends with the guys, come on, we’ll have fun?”

I wasn’t a party-type person, but seeing the hopeful look on Cam’s face made me think I should just be a little loose, just for tonight.

“Okay, but please don’t leave me. I’m not that close with all your friends,” Cam nodded and pulled me upstairs with him to get changed.

I had changed into a maroon halter top, ripped black skinny jeans, my white high-top converse and a grey cardigan, as it looked like it was going to be a little cold out. Cam wore a white shirt with a black denim-like vest, with black jeans with one knee cut and his black vans.

“Damn, Y/n/n, you look gorgeous, as usual,” I blushed at Cam’s compliment and kissed him, taking him of guard. I wasn’t usually this spontaneous, but the adrenaline of going to a party made me feel happy and lively.

As we were driving, we put down all the windows and played the music loud. We were singing horribly off key and dancing as well as we could being constrained by our seatbelt.

We parked across from the party and noticed there were heaps of people pooling out of the house. Taylor’s house was huge, so seeing so many people outside made me worried about how many there were inside.

Lights were coming out from the open door and windows.

Walking inside was quite difficult, Cam didn’t let go of my hand afraid he’ll lose me in the huge crowd.

Once we got inside we were greeted with the smell of alcohol and sweaty bodies. Just your average teen party.

“I’m gonna get us some drinks!” Cam shouted over the music letting go of my hand. I nodded and watched him disappear in the mass of sweaty, dancing bodies.

I moved over to a quieter place of the house and noticed Dillon and Sammy talking, each holding a red solo cup.

“Hey guys!” I still had to shout over the music.
“Y/n! Hey, what’s up?” I just shrugged and nodded over to the girl that was fiercely checking Sammy out.

“Who’s the chick?” Sammy, slightly dazed, looks to his side and nodded to the girl wearing a light blue crop top and a skirt where if she bent down her whole ass would be out for show. But she did look really pretty.

“I don’t know but I’m going to find out,” Dillon and I laughed as Sammy walked over to the girl and left with her upstairs in five minutes.

“Wanna drink, I’m going to get some,” I shook my head no and watched Dillon walk away leaving me all alone.

I decided I’d try to find Cameron, as I hadn’t seen him the whole time. I was walking around the huge house, bumping into people, trying to move past teenagers making out and trying not to get trampled by the huge mass of people dancing.

“Why did Cam even bring her? She’s no fun. I would’ve brought his ex instead,”
“Yeah, I like his ex way better. She was hot and knew how to have fun,”
“Her clothes are stupid, like, really? That’s what you’re going to wear to a party?”

I heard familiar voices laugh in the room next to me. I looked down at my outfit and pulled down my sleeves self-consciously. My curiosity got the better of me and I peeked my head through the door. There sat both Jack’s and Madison laughing their asses off at the comments they made about me.

I felt a lump in my throat grow. I wouldn’t cry though, I was stronger than that. Instead I walked back to the front door, elbowing people to get out. I ran out of the door and straight to the car. I went to the other side of the car where no one would see me and leaned against it. I rested my head against the black metal and breathed out into the cool air. I opened my eyes and looked straight forward. Tears began to build up, but I wouldn’t let them fall. They didn’t deserve to make me cry. But I couldn’t stop thinking about them and what the said. These were people that I counted as friends, and they just treated me like that. I hated that I cared, I shouldn’t care what people thought of me. But I tried so hard to get them to like me because of Cam. All I could picture were their laughing faces picking at all my insecurities. It made me want to roll into a ball and hide in the corner.

I laid my head against the car and closed my eyes. I imagined Cam’s voice telling me not to let them get to me, to just block them out.

“Y/n? Y/n is that you?” My head whipped in the direction of Cameron’s voice. His figure was slowly walking towards me, I subconsciously wiped under my eyes in case of tears. Cam noticed and began jogging towards me.

“Y/n? Why are you crying? Are you hurt? Did someone hurt you?” Cam’s arms embraced me and pulled me against him. It took a while to hug him back, eventually I wrapped my arms around his waist.

He pulled back, tucking a piece of my hair behind my ear.

“Are you okay? Why were you crying?” I half-heartedly laughed shaking my head, smiling.

“Nothing. I’m fine, just something was in my eye. It’s nothing really,” Cam could see right through me and gave me a ‘why are you lying?’ face. I just shook my head and continued smiling. I knew how close the Jack’s were to Cam, I didn’t want to ruin their friendship, and knowing Cam, if I told him what they said, he’d go crazy on them.

“Y/n. Tell me the truth,” he said sternly, tilting my chin up so my eyes met his. My smile faded and I looked at him, scared to tell him the truth. I breathed out slightly and closed my eyes, thinking if I should tell him or not. I exhaled and opened my eyes.

“I’m sorry, but it’s about the Jack’s and Madison,” he nodded his head, and looked at me, nodding at me to continue.

“I was walking around looking for you, instead I found the Jack’s and Madison talking about me. In my curiosity, I listened. Cam they said stuff about how I’m not like your ex or how my clothes are stupid and I don’t know how to have fun. Cam I know I shouldn’t listen to them, but after trying so hard to make a good impression on them, it really took a big hit to my self-esteem,” I looked down at my hards fiddling with the sleeves of my cardigan, feeling stupid letting them get to me.

“Y/n look at me,” Cam gently said taking both my hands into his. I looked up to meet his gorgeous chocolate eyes.

“They don’t know the first thing about you, okay? They don’t know how amazing, talented or gorgeous you are. They don’t know about all the little things you do that make me think about how lucky I am to have you. They don’t know how much I love you,” I looked at Cam shocked. It was the first time he’s said ‘I love you’. I smiled and hugged his neck, his arms wrapped tightly around my waist. His head snuggled into my neck as he whispered ‘I love you’ over and over again. I pulled away to kiss his lips gently.

“I love you too, and I’m sorry for letting them get to me.”

“Don’t think twice about it, baby. C’mon, let’s get out of here,” Cam took my hand and opened the passenger door letting me in. He got into the drivers side and took ahold of my hand as we drove all the way home.

Once we got home we walked upstairs, changed into something comfy and walked down to the living room. Cam made a huge bowl of  popcorn and got Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream. We put on ‘Mean girls’ and snuggled closer to each other.

“I’m so in love with you, Y/n. Don’t you ever forget that,” Cam kissed my forehead in-between each word.

I lifted my head up from its comfy position on his shoulder and kissed him. His lips were soft and plump, and tasted slightly of buttered popcorn.

“I’m so in love with you too, Cameron Alexander Dallas, and don’t you ever forget that.”

Diary of a Black Male: Entry #37

Bruh, let me tell you some crazy shit. It’s not crazy crazy but that shit kind of got a nigga in his feelings. I feel some type of way about the situation and I’m kind of on the fence about it. I’m leaning one way because my heart saying one thing, but my mind telling me another and sometimes it feels like they’re going back and forth in how they feel. But anyway, check this out.

This chick who I used to talk too, like not too long ago. Actually, we dated. She was my girlfriend for like a few months and that shit just kind of feel apart when times got rough. She broke up with ya boy and I legit felt like shit. I was drinking and smoking every weekend my dude. I was depressed as fuck. Nigga, it would be 3 in the morning and. Would take walks, then a smoke break, then go to the gym, then take another smoke break, then probably go home, lay on the bathroom floor for an hour, shower then take my ass to sleep. It wouldn’t be until 6 or 7am until I actually closed my eyes.

Ya boy was hurt! Ya boy bought cried about how shitty things had gotten for me. I was dealing with a lot! I had things going on back at home with my peoples. People were dying, I was sick, I lost my job, friends weren’t really my friends– it was just a lot of shit going on. I tried to be optimistic about life but it was hard as fuck. Man, she left a nigga at the worst time of my adult life– thus far anyway, but my nigga… I was hurt.

But anyways, shorty hit my phone last night. She said she wanted to talk. I wasn’t really receptive at first because in my mind I am like there is nothing for the two of us to talk about. She made up her mind, she left me to deal with shit alone. You know, I had to do what I had to do and I had to detach everything. It’s crazy because I thought she was the one. I thought she was it. I thought I found myself a queen. I still respect her or whatever, she still a queen, just not my queen but yea bruh she was “it”. At least that was what I thought.

She hit ya boy up though asking to talk. I tried to get her to say whatever she had to say through the text but she was talking about how she wanted to me to hear what she has to say and talking about how it’s not the same and blah blah blah. So I finally gave in and told her that I would call her. So about 15 minutes later I call her or whatever and she hits me with small talk. Asking me about my day and shit, talking about she miss me and all this other shit and I’m lowkey still in my feelings, even though it’s been months. I’m just like what is it you wanted to say that you couldn’t text me- being a smart ass or whatever. She takes the deep ass breath and was like, I have something to tell you. And I’m like OKAY… She took another deep breathe and was like, I’m engaged.

My nigga I legit threw my fucking phone across the muthafuckin’ room! I’m like you engaged? What? When this happen? Bruh I’m pissed as fuck because even we had been friend for like three years, flirting for damn near 6 months before we started dating and she bout to be engaged to this new nigga. Bruh I’m not even hating on my mans but she really about to marry this nigga, NIGGA WHAT!

So I’m just like oh shit, my bad. A nigga shocked. It’s kinda soon. She starts blabbing about something. I’m not really paying attention because I’m salty as a muthafucka’ then it fucking hits me. Like why the hell did you call me to tell me that. I told her that I would half slept better not knowing it at all. Then she goes on about how much she cares about me and how she wants me to be in her life and this that and the third. The petty me starts talking. I’m like shit you fucked that up when you dumped my ass why you want me now. You gotta have everything you ever wanted if you gonna marry is ass. I start going in on her ass. At this point I’m pissed and I’m like if that’s all you’ve got to tell me then okay, thank you for letting me know, congrats, and I hope he’s everything and more than I could have ever been. Tell me why shorty breaks down in tears! Like, what the hell you crying about.

My nigga, no lie, she says I realized I made a mistake I am so so sorry. She said she wishes to make it up to me. She said she doesn’t want to marry that nigga. She said she didn’t know what to do. She said it was exciting and he’s a good guy and all but she doesn’t feel like he completes her like I did. My nigga she is balling at this point and I can barely understand what’s she saying. The last thing I could make out was her saying that she loves me. Then she tells me that she has a question. I’m like imagine, but you have to start crying. The phone goes silent for a few minutes and I’m like hello are you still there. She was like yea, let me gather myself and I’m like okay. She takes another deep breath, calls out my full name, pauses, and says, “I want you to be my husband, will you marry me.”

I told her I’ll call her back and I hung up the phone. Bruh, what the fuck! My nigga, I don’t even know. I can’t even function forreal, forreal. What the hell do I even do?

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Enter the Missing Father, Ch. 1

Rating: T 

Words: 5405

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Red vs Blue Fic: If You Want Me To Look At Another Rash...

Summary: Five times Tucker asked Wash to inspect his injuries, and one time he didn’t. 

Parings: None.

Warnings: Canon-typical language, canon character death.

Notes: Also available on AO3!

I said that fandom should do the thing, and then it didn’t, so … I DID THE THING. :D


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The really unfair thing is that Tucker does tell Wash.

Okay, fine, not right away. Tucker might have been a little bit busy crawling over dead bodies to get out of a crashed spaceship. And dragging Caboose’s concussed ass with him. And convincing Wash that he wasn’t back on the Mother of Invention. And convincing Sarge that the crash wasn’t a plot orchestrated by the dirty backstabbing Blues—though to be fair, Wash did most of that. He’d recovered enough to use his crazy Freelancer voice, and Sarge only grumbled a little before he went back to jabbing Grif with his shotgun while demanding that he wake up so he could properly appreciate being shot, dammit.

Then there was the whole mess of digging Simmons out of the wreckage. And sorting out their camps. And realizing that Carolina and Church hadn’t come back from patrol. And Caboose realizing that Church hadn’t come back.

Yeah, pretty much everything about the first week sucked.

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10 for 10000 - 10

Title: Bare
Year: 2015
Language: US (English)

Plot: Living in the desolate region of Nevada, Sarah is bored with life as a check out chick until she meets Pepper, who introduces her to the real life dark fantasies of drugs, stripping and a life unhinged.  

Basic Review:

  • This film may sounds like your typical good girl gone lesbian stripper but it is much deeper than it first appears.
  • The characters embrace a lifestyle of freedom and inhibitions where their on screen romance, although delightful to witness, sort of comes secondary to the friendship they develop. 
  • A well written script that is portrayed beautifully on screen and can be seen as a feminist piece of cinema.
  • The love scenes are subtle but sensitively expressed, although they don’t seem to be a desperately in love couple, its still a great chemistry to watch.
  • Great film for any lovers of your typical bad girl lesbian style character with a glimpse of soul.

*Recommended by: Netflix

Journal pt. 6

Summary: First day of university for a socially awkward girl and stressed boy can be weird, but even weirder when they find odd journals.
Members: Jungkook x Reader (appearances by BTS and Mamamoo)
Type: Angst/Fluff/ Student!AU
Length: 2,804 Words

Sorry this chapter and the last one were a little shorter than the first few. I am still getting back into the groove of writing and forcing myself out of the block. I am happy and lucky you guys are always so supportive and I hope you guys can continue to enjoy the work I put out. Anyways, I hope you guys like this chapter <3

-Admin Kat

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Jungkook stared at his clock, feeling as though he had barely slept, despite his clock informing him that he had well over the standard eight hours. The only thing he could think about was that blasted journal. It didn’t make any sense to him. The perfect handwriting, carefully placed so it was exactly straight, was stuck in his head. The image was plastered in the back of his eyelids, the only thing he could see as he laid in bed. He closed his eyes in a desperate attempt to force himself back to sleep. No matter how hard he tried to force himself to fall back asleep, he could not seem to manage to get his mind to settle. It raced with the need to know exactly what was going on. Was someone really reading his journal, and was he somehow getting a glimpse into someone else’s. Or was he just losing his mind.

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Fate - Best wingwoman ever! - AU series

- Read part 1 - ‘The start’ HERE —– Read part 2 - ‘We meet again’ HERE

- Theme song: Hey soul sister - Train

- Pairing: Dean x reader

- Word count: 1,853


Two months later, Dean and Sam were in the Impala, driving towards a bar to have a few drinks together. Since Sam had met Jessica, his new girlfriend, one month ago, it had become pretty rare for the two brothers to hang out. So after a stop at the store, to grab some stuff they were going to need the next day when their mom was going to visit them, they moved towards a bar; not one in particular, just the first bar in sight. 

Sam had been thinking about something for the past ten minutes and it was seriously getting impossible for him to stop so he had to speak, “So are we gonna talk about it or not?”

“Or not,” Dean replied. He knew what his brother had in mind; it wasn’t the first time he had started this conversation. Every time the beginning was different but the end was always the same and it involved Y/N.

“C’mon dude, that cashier was all over you and you didn’t even glance at her!”

Dean shrugged, “She wasn’t my type.”

Sam gave him his best bitch face, “And since when do you have a type exactly? Plus she kinda of looked like a model…”

Dean avoided the topic, “If you liked her that much, why didn’t  you asked for her number?” 

“That’s not what I’m saying, Dean…” 

The elder Winchester sighed exasperated, “Then what are you saying?”

“I think this has to do with Y/N.” 

Here we go again! Dean thought rolling his eyes. He had avoided this conversation for a while and it was getting pretty tiring so he decided to let his brother do his little rambling once and for all and get it over with. He sighed and then asked as he parked the car, “What about her?”

Sam had finally the occasion to speak on the topic. Every time he had mentioned Y/N in the past month Dean had avoided him and he never had the chance to say what he had in mind, “All I’m saying is that maybe you’re falling for her…” He said getting out of the car and shutting the door.

Dean got out of the car too, sighing, Great, why did I have to ask?! Now his brother would not stop talking about it, “No, I’m not! Shut up!” He commanded looking at his brother and then started to walk toward the bar.

“Dean…” Sam started again, following his brother inside, but Dean turned back to look at him and didn’t give him the time to finish the sentence. “Look, can you stop talking about her?” 

Sam smiled, “I don’t think I can…” He had noticed something, or rather someone, inside the bar. Dean clearly hadn’t, since he was turned to look at him.

The elder Winchester closed his eyes, exasperated, “Why the hell not?!”

Sam smiled, even more, he liked this whole situation and now he could make his brother uncomfortable all night long, “Because she’s standing right there,” he replied, indicating Y/N.

Dean didn’t expect this at all. That morning at breakfast she had told him that she was going to spend some time with Charlie after dinner, but this usually involved watching Game of Thrones together so he was kind of surprised. He turned around and spotted her; she was laughing at something Charlie had said and this made him smile. Then he noticed the way Sam was looking at him and got serious again. “Shut up!” He demanded.

“I didn’t say anything, man…” his brother replied, clearly amused.

“Just shut up!” He reiterated and started to move towards his two friends.

Charlie was the first to notice them, “Look who it is,” she said happily standing up and hugging Dean and then Sam.

“Hey, Charlie!” Both brothers greeted her.

“Hey, didn’t think I would find you here…” Dean said smiling to Y/N and hugging her.

She hugged him back, “Yeah…Charlie said she wanted to check out some chicks so here we are,” she explained, really happy to see him. Then she turned her attention to Dean’s little brother, “Hey, Sam.” 

“Hey, Y/N. How is it going?” 

Charlie answered for her enthusiastically. “Amazingly! Y/N already scored me two numbers. Best wingwoman ever!”

Y/N laughed, “I’d say half the credit goes to you…”

Her friend nodded. “I know. I can’t shut this down!” She said smugly indicating herself with her hand.

Sam was asking something to Charlie and, in the meantime, Dean was feeling something in the pit of his stomach. But it wasn’t jealousy. Of course not. Why would he be jealous of Y/N? They were just friends, that’s all. It’s not jealousy, just curiosity, he decided and then finally asked her, remaining expressionless. “So, did you scored some numbers for you too?”

“No, tonight it’s all about Charlie.” 

Relief washed over him. 

Yeah, just curiosity, right!

Charlie overheard part of the discussion and intervened. “Dude I can share her with you… She can be your wingwoman too. She’s great at this! Plus she kinda owes me since she took my vintage clock…”

“That was all your fault, Hermione!” Y/N replied.

“I forgive you for everything since you just called me that!” Charlie smiled and then addressed Dean, “The offer stands dude…”

“Uh, no thanks. I’m not really in the mood.” 

Charlie was surprised; she really didn’t expect this answer, “Since when?”

Dean immediately felt the need to justify himself, “Hey, it’s not like I have to hook up every time I go out!”

Charlie was quick to reply, really convinced of what she was saying, “Yes, you do! If you don’t it’s like you’re erasing your entire personality!”

Sam smiled and nodded.

The elder Winchester looked a little offended, “Oh cmon, that’s not my entire personality!”

His brother laughed, “She has a point, man!”

“A little help here?” Dean asked looking at Y/N with pleading eyes so she intervened, “Well, I think he’s a sarcastic pie-eater with a tendency to hit on everything that moves. You erase that last trait and he remains a sarcastic pie-eater…” She shrugged.

“Thank you!” he said and then looked smugly at both Charlie and his brother. He had won this one. Or so he thought…

Sam wasn’t ready to let it go, “C’mon, of course she would say that!” 

Y/N frowned. “What do you mean?”

Dean replied quickly, “Nothing! He’s drunk already…” Then he glared menacingly at his brother making sure that only Sam would see it.

All the others were a little unconvinced by his reply but, luckily for him, Charlie changed the subject. “I don’t want to interrupt your yammering, but there’s a girl over there giving me googly eyes… I’ll see you later, bitches!” She said happily and walked away.

“I’m gonna go grab a beer, guys… You want anything?” Y/N asked.

Dean was the one to answer. He was going to kill his brother and needed time to do it, “You go ahead…I’ll be right there.” He said, a gentle smile on his lips.

As soon as she was out of earshot he turned to look at his brother, glaring at him, “If you don’t shut up I’ll kill you in your sleep!”

His brother remained unimpressed, “Just admit it, man.”

He rolled his eyes, for the hundredth time this night, “There’s nothing to admit!”

Sam nodded, “Oh okay…”

Oh, finally you’re shutting up! Dean thought. 

“So…” his little brother started again, looking innocent, “it doesn’t bother you that that guy is hitting on her right now?”

What guy?! He thought, turning a little too quickly to look at her. There she was at the counter waiting for her beer and talking with a guy.  “Of course it doesn’t!” .

Except now that guy was making her laugh. Okay, maybe he was a little jealous. Dean turned and looked serious at his brother, pointing a finger at him, “If you say a word I’ll kill you!” Then he turned around and walked quickly to the counter. Sam had won this one apparently. Even though with facts and not words, his brother had admitted it.

Dean reached her quickly and glaring at the man with her he said, “Is everything okay?”

The man was the one to answer. “Yeah all good, thanks again Y/N,” he smiled and walked away.

“You know him?” Dean asked her immediately.

Y/N grabbed her beer from the counter, “No, I just met him.”

Dean looked a little hurt. And jealous. Yes, he was jealous. But that didn’t mean anything, just that he cared about his friend. Yeah, denial is a bad beast! “I thought you said tonight was all about Charlie…”

“Yes, it is…” She replied, sipping her beer.

Dean couldn’t believe what he was hearing, “So what? A guy hits on you and you change your mind?” 

Y/n chuckled and shook her head. “He wasn’t hitting on me… I wasn’t his type.”

Now it was Dean turn to give a bitch face,“Yeah! Right!”

“No, I’m serious man,” she continued smiling. “He was more into you… He asked me if you could be interested.”

“Oh,” was all that Dean managed to answer, now relieved that the guy hadn’t hit on her; the bad feeling in the pit of his stomach was definitely disappearing now.

She continued, “Then, when I said no, he asked about your brother…”

“Of course he picked the handsome one first!” He replied smirking.

Y/N laughed, shaking her head, “You’re so full of yourself!”

He smiled at first but all of a sudden he grew concerned, “Y/N, your nose is bleeding.”

She touched her nose instinctively and he was right. There was blood on her finger. Her heart raced in her chest. That doesn’t mean anything…just a nose bleed. People have them all the time. Calm down, She was thinking still looking at her finger. She looked like in shock to Dean.

He took her hand gently and removed the blood there with a tissue. She came back to her senses and taking the tissue from his hand she applied it under her nose, removing the blood from there. “Thank you,” she said smiling slightly at him.

He still looked pretty concerned, “Are you feeling okay?”

“Yeah…” she smiled more convincingly now, “It’s probably just the heat…” 

Dean seemed to believe her and he really wanted to lift her spirit. “Yeah I know, that’s what happens when you stand so close to me…” He shrugged, a smirk on his face.

“You’re an idiot!” She laughed.

“I’m adorable and you think it too!” He said waggling his eyebrows.

Y/N nodded, “Yeah… I guess that makes you an adorable idiot.” 

He shrugged, “That’s good enough I guess…”

Then she saw Charlie going back to the table with the corner of her eye. “C’mon, Charlie is back. I wanna hear about her last conquest.” she said smiling at him. They went back to the table. The nosebleed quickly forgotten. At least for now.

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Faith - Part 2

Request: Hi I was wondering if maybe you could do a rewrite of the episode faith were instead of dean getting Tased the reader does? If not that’s totally fine also.

Pairings: Dean x sister!reader, Sam x sister!reader

Word Count: 1,438

Dean’s Age: 26

Sam’s Age: 22

Reader Age: ~16

(A/N): This is a rewrite of episode 12 of season 1, “Faith”.

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