check the joint

“That cheating prick!”

Andrea yelled as she walked out of the basement. She knew he had been doing something other than “working out” in the basement for the last six months. He hadn’t lost any weight, if anything he had put on a few pounds. He was never in the mood anymore, always claiming he was exhausted after his lengthy exercise routines.

Her suspicions were confirmed as she opened the closet in the furthest corner, revealing a male HJ-46 unit, in hibernation mode. The plastic on its hands had a groove worn in it - this machine had been getting quite some use. She thought, “If this is how it’s gonna be, I’m gonna get in on it too. Hell, he probably bought it with money from our joint checking account.”

She fired up the machine and looked it in the eye-camera. 

“HJ-46, what are your capabilities?” She asked, sounding assertive and confident.

“I am a pleasure model. I provide relief for my master.”

“I am your new master. Provide relief for me.”

“Unable to process command.” The machine was unblinking and emotionless. Its mouth didn’t move when it spoke.

She pulled the machine into the light and saw its full form. It had no genitalia, no tongue, and its fingers were an uninviting hard smooth plastic. 

“Give me your robot dick, NOW!” Andrea screamed, simultaneously mad at her husband and frustrated by the android. Her angry arousal was infuriating.

“I have no external accessories. I was not configured for a woman’s pleasure.”

Andrea let herself cool off for a second. She knew that her husband, while unfaithful, must have his reasons for investing the thousands of dollars in a machine. Surely it could do more than only one thing!

“What specific capabilities do you have, HJ-46? What could you possibly provide my husband that I cannot?”

The robot turned its head and looked her in the eye and said simply, “I was built for jacking off my master.”

First Impressions

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Castiel works as a teller at his local bank, and Dean is a new mystery customer that brings in a wad of cash and crumpled singles once a week to deposit into his account.

Working as a bank teller was definitely a unique and interesting experience - and one that Castiel generally enjoyed.

Of course, there were always the customers that raised hell when they walked through the door, complaining about incorrect overdraft fees or loan interests, but for the most part, the people were pleasant and Castiel didn’t mind plastering a smile onto his face for five or six hours at a time.

He and the other tellers had their favorite customers that they always talked about, whether for the entertainment factor, or because they genuinely liked them.

There was the nice old woman who always updated the teller on her grandson’s theater career; the middle aged man who generally arrived drunk and so sure that he was a millionaire even though he wasn’t; the college-aged girl who came in with a different hair color every time; and a younger man who kept trying to convince the teller that he was haunted.

Yes, Castiel was sure that he’d seen it all - and then one day, Dean Winchester came through his line.

The moment Castiel looked up as the new face approached the counter, he was thrown off. Sandy and deliberately coiffed hair framed a perfectly symmetrical face that he was sure he’d seen on a famous statue in some museum or another. Soft green eyes blinked at him with an even softer smile as he leaned forward against the counter and tilted his head.

“Hey,” the man said, his voice almost as smooth as the marble his arms were resting against.

“Hello.” Castiel cleared his throat and smiled, praying to God that it looked natural. “How can I help you today, sir?”

The man pulled out his ID and slid it across the counter.

Dean Winchester, it read.

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independent.co.uk
Almost every big claim Donald Trump just made was false
Donald Trump has completed his first ever speech to Congress as President. And almost every major claim made in it appeared to be false.

Andrew Griffin at The Independent:

Donald Trump has completed his first ever speech to Congress as President. And almost every major claim made in it appeared to be false.

He appeared to wrongly claim that he was responsible for a vast reduction in the price of the F-35 jet, as well as falsely characterising a report into the problems of immigration.

The President’s speech made contested claims about the value of immigration, his success in office, his plans for tax reform, and healthcare coverage.

While much of the speech was focused on the same rhetoric that Mr Trump led his campaign with – including a commitment to bring jobs back to the US and boost the military – he also made a number of factual claims about his work as president.

Here are some of those false claims in full, as fact checked by the Associated Press.

TRUMP: “According to the National Academy of Sciences, our current immigration system costs America’s taxpayers many billions of dollars a year.”

THE FACTS: That’s not exactly what that report says. It says immigrants “contribute to government finances by paying taxes and add expenditures by consuming public services.”

The report found that while first-generation immigrants are more expensive to governments than their native-born counterparts, primarily at the state and local level, immigrants’ children “are among the strongest economic and fiscal contributors in the population.”

The report found that the “long-run fiscal impact” of immigrants and their children would probably be seen as more positive “if their role in sustaining labour force growth and contributing to innovation and entrepreneurial activity were taken into account.”

TRUMP: “We’ve saved taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars by bringing down the price” of the F-35 jet fighter.

THE FACTS: The cost savings he persists in bragging about were secured in full or large part before he became president.

The head of the Air Force program announced significant price reductions in the contract for the Lockheed F-35 fighter jet Dec. 19 — after Trump had tweeted about the cost but weeks before he met the company’s CEO about it.

Pentagon managers took action even before the election to save money on the contract. Richard Aboulafia, an analyst with the aerospace consulting firm Teal Group, said there is no evidence of any additional cost savings as a result of Trump’s actions.

TRUMP: “We will provide massive tax relief for the middle class.”

THE FACTS: Trump has provided little detail on how this would happen. Independent analyses of his campaign’s tax proposals found that most of the benefits would flow to the wealthiest families. The richest 1 percent would see an average tax cut of nearly $215,000 a year, while the middle one-fifth of the population would get a cut of just $1,010, according to the Tax Policy Center, a joint project by the Brookings Institution and Urban Institute.

TRUMP: “Ninety-four million Americans are out of the labour force.”

THE FACTS: That’s true, but for the vast majority of them, it’s because they choose to be.

That 94 million figure includes everyone aged 16 and older who doesn’t have a job and isn’t looking for one. So it includes retirees, parents who are staying home to raise children, and high school and college students who are studying rather than working.

They are unlikely to work regardless of the state of the economy. With the huge baby-boomer generation reaching retirement age and many of them retiring, the population of those out of the labor force is increasing and will continue to do so, most economists forecast.

It’s true that some of those out of the workforce are of working age and have given up looking for work. But that number is probably a small fraction of the 94 million Trump cited.

TRUMP: “Obamacare is collapsing … imploding Obamacare disaster.”

THE FACTS: There are problems with the 2010 health care law, but whether it’s collapsing is hotly disputed.

One of the two major components of the Affordable Care Act has seen a spike in premiums and a drop in participation from insurers. But the other component, equally important, seems to be working fairly well, even if its costs are a concern.

Trump and congressional Republicans want to repeal the whole thing, which risks leaving millions of people uninsured if the replacement plan has shortcomings. Some critics say GOP rhetoric itself is making things worse by creating uncertainty about the future.

The health law offers subsidised private health insurance along with a state option to expand Medicaid for low-income people. Together, the two arms of the program cover more than 20 million people.

Republican governors whose states have expanded Medicaid are trying to find a way to persuade Congress and the administration to keep the expansion, and maybe even build on it, while imposing limits on the long-term costs of Medicaid.

While the Medicaid expansion seems to be working, the markets for subsidised private health insurance are stressed in many states. Also affected are millions of people who buy individual policies outside the government markets, and face the same high premiums with no financial help from the health law.

Larry Levitt of the nonpartisan Kaiser Family Foundation says “implosion” is too strong a term. An AP count found that 12.2 million people signed up for this year, despite the Trump administration’s threats to repeal the law.

But a health care blogger and industry consultant, Robert Laszewski, agrees with Trump, saying too few young, healthy people have signed up to guarantee the stability of the insurance markets.

TRUMP: His budget plan will offer “one of the largest increases in national defence spending in American history”.

THE FACTS: Three times in recent years, Congress raised defence budgets by larger percentages than the 54 billion dollars, or 10%, increase Mr Trump proposes. The base defence budget grew by 41 billion dollars, or 14.3%, in 2002; by 37 billion dollars, or 11.3%, in 2003, and by 47 billion dollars, or 10.9%, in 2008, according to Defence Department figures.

TRUMP: “According to data provided by the Department of Justice, the vast majority of individuals convicted for terrorism-related offences since 9/11 came here from outside of our country. We have seen the attacks at home - from Boston to San Bernardino to the Pentagon and yes, even the World Trade Centre.”

THE FACTS: It is unclear what Justice Department data he’s citing, but the most recent government information does not back up his claim. Just over half the people Mr Trump talks about were born in the US, according to Homeland Security Department research revealed last week. That report said of 82 people the government determined were inspired by a foreign terrorist group to attempt or carry out an attack in the US, just over half were native-born.

Even the attacks Mr Trump singled out were not entirely the work of foreigners. (name withheld out of respect for the victims), who along with his Pakistani wife killed 14 people in the 2015 attack in San Bernardino, California, was born in Chicago.

It is true that in the immediate aftermath of September 11, the FBI’s primary concern was with terrorists from overseas feared to be plotting attacks in the US, but that is no longer the case.

The FBI and the Justice Department have been preoccupied with violent extremists from inside the US who are inspired by the calls to violence and mayhem of the Islamic State group. The Justice Department has prosecuted scores of IS-related cases since 2014, and many of the defendants are US citizens.

anonymous asked:

Ignore if this is not your type of thing, but deaged rhodey that absolutely adores tony and is not shy about showing it? And has zero shame when he is back to normal bc he does adore tony always and he's not afraid to admit it

I don’t know if this is what you were picturing, but Rhodey is adorably excitable and I love him.


“He won’t stop asking about you. Keep him.” Fury drops the teenager on Tony’s doorstep and storms out of the building. 

“Hi Tony, I missed you. Did you miss me? What have you been doing? They said you still had Dum-E. Where is he? It’s so good to see you.” Rhodey nearly steamrolls over Captain America in order to hug Tony.

“Um, yes I missed you. Stuff. Downstairs in the lab. It’s great to see you too kid.” Tony smiles softly at him. “You want to maybe slow down now, I think you’re confusing Captain America.” Steve nods.

“That’s Captain America?” Rhodey asks, turning to look at him. “Well he is beefy. Eyepatch told me I was a Lieutenant Colonel. I’m a higher rank than Captain America, isn’t that cool?” Tony snorts, Steve looks absolutely shocked and it’s amazing.

“Hell yeah you are, you get real bossy though, always telling me what to do.” Tony teases. “Although the Captain is much worse.” Rhodey just raises an eyebrow.

“Please, the entire army couldn’t tell you what to do, there’s no way you’d listen to either of us.” Rhodey says, side eyeing the captain. “That’s what I love about you Tony, you’re so strong willed. It’s the best.” Natasha snorts a laugh at she sheer panic on Tony’s face.

“Rhodey-” Tony is not choked up, Clint is a dirty liar id he says that Tony got choked up.

“Why are you laughing?” Rhodey asks. “Who are you? It’s not funny, Tony is just the best.” He’s trying to scold the black widow in defense of Tony. Tony might die.

“I’m laughing because you hate it when he doesn’t listen to you.” She says, sipping her coffee. 

“Well yeah, but it’s still the best. Can we go play with Dum-E? I want to teach him how to play fetch!” Rhodey says, bouncing on his heels.

“I knew that was you! You denied it, but I knew!” Tony says, Rhodey just beams at him. “You sneaky adorable son of a bitch.” 

“Wait, you’re not going to introduce us to the mini  Iron Patriot?” Clint asks, Rhodey’s nose wrinkles at the name.

“Iron Patriot? Really? That’s lame. I know you can do better than that Tones.” Rhodey says, clinging to Tony’s side. 

“I can, and I did. Not my fault the US government wasn’t a fan of War Machine.” He grumbles. Rhodey beams at him.

“You’re the best at naming things Tony.” Rhodey says, starry eyed.

“He named a robot Dum-E.” Clint mumbles. “And the other one’s name is literally just the letter U. What reality does Rhodes live in?”

“The true reality, where Tony Stark is the best.” Rhodey informs him, glaring at the man. Clint holds up his hands in surrender.

“Aw, Rhodey I love you.” Tony says, pressing a kiss to the kids cheek. “The best friend.” Rhodey’s hand goes up to his cheek, and suddenly he’s aging in front of their eyes.

“True loves kiss.” Clint cackles. “Aw Stark, you love him.” Tony nods, an arm around Rhodey’s waist to support him as he gets his bearings back.

“Hey Honeybear, how you feeling?” Tony asks, Rhodey glances down at his body doing a quick visual check.

“Well, my joints hurt. But mostly good right now.” He offers a week thumbs up. Clint starts laughing.

“Dude, your crush on Tony was so strong, oh my god. You said he was the best at naming things.” Clint is cracking up. Rhodey just smiles at Tony.

“Tony is the best. Little me knows where it’s at.” Rhodey decides, making Tony blush. “Did you miss me?” 

“Always Rhodes.” Tony replies, it would be an incredibly warm and romantic moment if Clint wasn’t still laughing in the background. “Now, what’s this about teaching Dum-E how to play fetch. 20 years and you finally admit guilt.” 

“No! I said I wanted to teach him. You got drunk and beat me to it though!” Rhodey says, Tony squints suspiciously at him. “You did.” 

“I don’t believe you.” Tony says.

“But you can’t prove me wrong, now are we going to go play fetch with a robot or not?” Rhodey teases, they keep bantering as the get into the elevator.

“Do they realize they’re co-parenting? Steve, do they have any idea how married they are? Nat, I don’t think they know, this is awful.” Clint laments, Natasha shoves an apple in his mouth. 

“They’re cute shut up.”  

nettoswildworld-deactivated2017  asked:

Heya! I was wondering if I could request a small scenario? How would Jumin react when Elly dies?

     Nooooo Elly!!! 

Originally posted by amaialpaca

She has to live forever!

~I recently had to put a pet down, it was one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do! It’s so sad when you lose a friend. Thank you for the ask, here ya go! 



     Jumin sat alone in the dark penthouse, legs crossed as he swirled the wine in his glass again and again, lost in thought. He stared across the room to the spot on the couch Elizabeth used to lay. He could imagine her tiny body in front of him. Her soft white fur illuminated with moonlight.

     It had only been 3 days since she passed. The memories of the events were vivid in his mind, and now he spent his nights sitting alone replaying them. He had known it was getting close to the end for her, but still…

     She had been moving a lot less. Normally she would trail behind him or MC, but the last few months had found her lethargically laying in the same spot, only moving to use the litter box and eat. And eventually, not even for that.

     He regret the amount of times he picked up the phone to call Yoosung, only to promptly hang up, selfishly thinking he wasn’t ready…maybe she would get better?

     But she didn’t. So finally he made the call, asking MC to come with him to have Elizabeth seen. Yoosung was a skilled veterinarian and the only one he felt he could trust to examine her.

     He entered the room with a smile. Greeting Elizabeth, who was perched on the exam table, with a pat before turning to him.

     “Alright, let’s take a look at Elizabeth here and see what’s going on,” he explained.

     Jumin nodded, when had he become so mature? He had never seen him work before. He was gentle with her as he checked her joints and felt her belly, all while asking a series of questions and taking notes. MC placed a supportive hand on his back.

     “I’m sorry, Jumin…MC. There’s nothing I can do for her,” he spoke plainly, “she’s in a lot of pain I’d imagine.”

     Jumin could see MC wiping her eyes before reaching a hand out to stroke Elizabeths fur. He sighed, though he had expected no other outcome.

     “It is time to put her down then,” he pulled at the sleeves of his suit jacket.

     “Are you ready for that?” Yoosung replied, “I don’t disagree, but I don’t want you to make a rash decision, either.”

     “Yes,” Jumin rubbed underneath Elizabeths chin, his face softened as her eyes closed with a purr. “She has lived a long and happy life. I’m sure of it. I don’t wish to see her suffer any longer.”

     Yoosung explained very carefully the next sequence of events, and the aftercare of her body. Jumin’s only request was she be cremated and returned to him.

     “I’ll give you a few moments alone while I prepare,” Yoosung noted before leaving the room.

     “Jumin…” MC grasped his arm, teary eyed.

      He placed a kiss to her forehead before returning his attention back to the tired cat. It brought him joy to see she had grown to truly love Elizabeth just as he did.

     “My only regret is that she can’t understand me right now. I’d like to explain to her what’s going on. Then again, perhaps it’s for the best. She does seem rather calm, doesn’t she…” he smiled down at her.

     Yoosung allowed Jumin to hold her for the injections. He took comfort knowing he held her during her last moments, her bright blue eyes closing slowly as she drifted off to sleep.

     “Goodbye…old friend,” he whispered.

     He didn’t cry. She was just a cat, after all. And to him there was no point in crying over something out of your control. He was simply glad for the time they had spent together. She brought him so much comfort, and letting her rest was the least he could do to repay her.

     He made sure the custom housing for her ashes was delivered in record time. A beautiful large statue of her likeness created from the finest marble, with blue sapphires for eyes.

     As much as he protested, MC gathered the RFA at the penthouse for a remembrance dinner in Elizabeths 3rd honor.

     They drank and laughed. Even Zen behaved himself, admitting that she was “pretty cool, even for a cat.” Jumin still threatened Saeyoung to stay away from her statue, noting that he was lucky to even be invited to this event. Saeyoung made sure he didn’t call her Elly the whole night, or MC would punch him.
A light flickered on and snapped him back into the present moment.

     “Jumin…come to bed? It’s late,” MC stood sleepy eyed in the hall light, calling for him.

     “Alright, then,” Jumin remarked before getting up to follow her.

     He doubled back for a moment, almost forgetting.

     “Goodnight, Elizabeth 3rd,” he ran his hand over the marble statue with a smile.

Imagine dating Jason Todd & Roy Harper as a male reader
  • Sharing underwear
  • “Is that your’s, mine, or Roy’s?”
  • Arrows, arrows everywhere 
  • “What are they most likely struggling with? Guilt, emotional constipation, stress, or a mixture of the three?”
  • Dealing with nightmares on a weekly basis
  • Fire extinguishers everywhere (blame Roy)
  • Buying Roy science themed shirts
  • You find out that Jason has red hair: “What’s that joke about Nightwing only dating redheads?”
  • Borrowing Jay’s or Roy’s hoodie that smells like smoke 
  • “Why is there a gun in the pillow case?”
  • Fighting over where you’re going to from Christmas:  Wayne’s or Queen’s
  • “The microwave is not used to do science Roy. So quit taking it apart.”
  • Being Lian’s honorary uncle
  • Having to deal with family (Dick) and enemies (assassin ex-girlfriends) ( looking at Jason and Roy)
  • Guns, guns everywhere and yet everything in the house is child proof  
  • Joint checking account
  • Tripping over books and quiver that were left on the floor
  • Jason’s cooking
  • Jay’s and Roy’s family always checking up on you three
  • The apartment always smells like something is burning (blame Roy)
  • “There is nothing a little duct tape can’t fix.”
  • The place looks like a bachelor pad but 3x worse
  • Boxes of power tools everywhere
  • Dates at museums (science for Roy, and Jason like the art and history ones)
  • Being taught how to defend yourself
  • Stealing Jason’s or Roy’s deodorant, cologne, shaving cream, etc you’re out of yours
  • Jason reading to you and Roy
We Don't Have to Choose Just One

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This is the @miraculousfluffmonth  Aug 14 prompt, telling the truth.


“Hey Chat, can we talk a minute?” Ladybug asked as she landed near him on the Eiffel Tower.  They were meeting up for their usual mid-week check in and joint patrol, and there was something she’d been putting off bringing up for far too long.

“We can talk for more than a minute,” he said with a smirk.  "You have my absolute attention, My Lady.“  He bowed to her.

She sat down patting the space next to her.  "Why so far away, Chaton?”  She’d gotten good at keeping her Ladybug and Marinette nicknames for him straight, though she occasionally dreamed of outing herself by using the wrong one.

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Hospitality Suite Information

We know you’ve been waiting for it! Here is what you need to know about the @221bcon Hospitality Suite for 2017!

Room Hours

(schedule at end of post)

Friday Hours: 4pm-9:30pm
Saturday Hours: 10am-10pm
Sunday Hours: 10am-3:30pm

Social Media

You can find us on Twitter (@HN221bcon) Instagram (homelessnetwork.221bcon) as well as here on Tumblr. We will be monitoring all three locations throughout the weekend should you need to contact us. Starting Friday morning we will be posting happenings, news, ride shares, lost and found, and pretty much anything related to 221B Con so turn on those notifications! If you’d like us to help you spread the word about something, just let us know! Also, we’ll probably be live tweeting any panels we attend…fair warning *grin*.

Fan Art Gallery

Featuring fan art from all fandoms! If you want to have a piece displayed, just let us know! Please remember they must be family friendly. (If you have already contacted us about displaying your art just let us know when you are at the hotel so we can meet up. We will arrive for set up on Thursday.) Many of these pieces will be given away on Sunday to ONE LUCKY WINNER!!! See Games section for details.

Food and Snacks

From fruit to granola bars to trail mix to whatever else we find (or is donated). We’ll also have bottled water. Sorry no sodas or alcoholic beverages provided, but @randomteapodcasts will have tea on hand and we’ll have coffee in the mornings. Feel free to bring your own beverages! (please, you must be 21 to drink alcohol) Check the schedule for a joint event with @threepatchpodcast!

Games and Prizes

Pin the Mustache on John is back again this year! Guess how many goldfish Mycroft has and you’ll be entered into a drawing for the Fan Art collection displayed in the room! We’ll have coloring books, dominoes, and playing cards! Don’t forget about our Door Decorating Contestsee rules here. New this year in place of trivia we’re having a Photo Scavenger Hunt! Watch for details!

Come Watch A Movie

We’ll have Asylum’s Sherlock Holmes (aka Sherlock and Dinos), Ghostbusters, Doctor Strange, Dirk Gently, and others playing throughout the weekend. You never know when we might give away a themed prize during one of the viewings!

eeep i wrote something for your beautiful au i hope you like it

Hoseok had made sure to program Yoongi properly, of that he was sure. However, there was a lack of understanding what exactly happened the night Yoongi reprogrammed himself.

“He might have some..kinks.” A raised eyebrow was all Namjoon needed to jab his elbow into Hoseok’s rib cage with a small ‘pick your words better, Hobi.’

“I mean, he’ll work perfectly fine, we think, but there will be some differences.” Sighing, Jungkook leaned back into his sofa, turning towards the soft chuckles coming from across the room. He could see Yoongi gently waving at the window, a small dog licking the glass on the other side in an attempt to get closer to him. He could barely make out the smile on Yoongi’s face, but the sound of his laughter assured him that it was there, firmly planted on his silky skin.

“Differences I should worry about or differences like he’s allergic to milk?” The giggling subsided into gasps as the dog let out a bark, startling Yoongi slightly as he turned to Jungkook, gray eyes meeting warm brown ones.

“Different like, a child. He wants to learn on his own the way this world works. Which is either good or bad, based on your opinion of that.” Jungkook was certain Namjoon kept talking, his voice still hanging through the air as Hoseok made comments here and there, but Jungkook kept his eyes on Yoongi, watching him slowly stand, moving closer to them.

As he stopped beside them, Jungkook let his voice be the one to cut through the noise, a quick, “Yoongi?” as he let his eyes meet the robotic gray ones.

“I think I want to step outside. They say that it’s necessary to receive 10 minutes of sunlight a day for sufficient Vitamin D. I haven’t even left for a minute.” His words were chirpy, but somehow the voice was a bit more gentle, as though he spoke without full understanding of the words he said. Smiling, Jungkook stood beside him, turning to his friends on the couch with a quick “we’ll be right back,” before disappearing outside.

“You don’t have to join me if you don’t want to, Jungkook.” Yoongi opted for siting on the lawn, the small blades of grass tickling his skin while Jungkook remained on his feet, leaning on the side of a tree as he watched the other interact with the world.

“I want to join you.” Yoongi blushed, the red painting his cheeks in a way that tugged a laugh out of his chest.

“But I thought Namjoon and Hoseok came to see you?” Nodding, Jungkook raised his head, watching the leaves dance in the breeze, before letting his sight trail back to Yoongi. Somehow he found his gaze always landing on the humanoid, whether for curious or humorous reasons, he found the other’s presence to be a comforting one. It was nice to know he wasn’t coming home to an empty house any more, and maybe Hoseok and Namjoon had that in mind when they made him.

“Something like that.” Yoongi tilted his head slightly, a flower twirling between his fingers as he let the words sink in.

“I think you’re hiding something.” Jungkook laughed, pushing off the tree lightly as he walked over to Yoongi. Crouching down, he took the flower from his hands, sticking it between his ear and his head, the petals pressed gently into his black hair.

“Why would I hide something from you, Yoongi?” Letting his hand stay on the male’s cheek, Jungkook watched a burst of red tint Yoongi’s cheeks, the tips of his ears bright as Jungkook smirked. Standing slowly, Jungkook extended a hand to help him rise off the ground, Yoongi taking it gladly. Their hands remained intertwined as they made their way back inside, Jungkook savoring the feeling of their palms pressed together.

“Jungkook?” Yoongi stopped him at their doorway, biting his lip almost frustratingly as Jungkook hummed in response. “I think I’m sick.”

“What?” The comment was so out of place, it caught Jungkook completely off guard as his eyes roamed the other’s body, checking his joints and limbs before Yoongi spoke up, stopping him.

“My mind seems to be malfunctioning when you’re really close and whenever your hand is in mine. It’s strange, almost intoxicating. I don’t think it’s healthy.”

Jungkook exhaled, his heart racing as he pressed a hand to his cheeks. “Gosh, Yoongi. I don’t think you’re good for my health, either.”

“Maybe we should ask Namjoon for a diagnosis.”

“That sounds like a great idea.”

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((IM YELLING THIS IS BEAUTIFUL TO WAKE UP TO;; THE WAY YOU WROTE YOONGI ALL BLUSHY AND CUTE MADE ME MELT AND AA;; THE ENDING MADE ME SCREAM I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. PLS YOU CANT LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS, FGDKHLGHF))

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Here’s my Broad Fashionista Ken Chill In Check with Hobby Base joints spliced in. I knew I was never gonna find a body donor for him cuz his skin tone seems to be too light for male dolls or action figures.

His elbow joints are a bit too small for my tastes but considering how much worse his default arm position is I’m happy he can bend them now.

Doesn’t really suit the character, but I love that picture!

Unfortunately some of my Derieri cosplay pictures got rated as nsfw and srsly, I don’t have the nerves to post my pictures, let them get rated and then ask tumblr to please check on them again. I do undertsand, that they have to use an algorithm to check on pictures bc there are way too much uploads every day to check on them personally, but still I decided, that I won’t post all my pictures on here to simply avoid this. So if you still want to see ALL Derieri pictures, please check our joint instagram account starhuntercosplay.


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Can I assume everyone is thinking what I’m thinking about the choice to wait so long to release Two Ghosts and the new Taylor Swift music? Because I’m not looking forward to this at all.

I had way to do way too much adulting today so I am now downing brown ale like it’s going out of style. Next up mug brownies (THANKS PINK) before I’m so far gone I forget the recipe