check out those muscles

anonymous asked:

In my trainee ARMY days I consided JK to be a cute bunny but sometimes I'd look at him and be like "Wow! You're hot". He's a year older than me yet I default to thinking he's an adorable child so when I look at him I feel attacked. I'm like "Fine. You do you and build those muscles or whtvr. Imma check out TH's eyebrows, or JM's thighs, or NJ's dimples, or JH's smile, or YG's hands, or J's lips." Cuz it's almost his B-Day, he's all over my dash so I'm like "Well this is the best curse ever!"

Jungkook stopped being “omfg a fetus” the moment Dope dropped. Someone, some lucky someone, got that dick wet between INU and Dope and everything changed. We went from this:

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to this:

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And then it’s just gotten worse like this:

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and this:

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And this:

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And I’m just not able to deny myself. I’m an adult. I know my likes. And the main like’s name is Jeon Jungkook. Bless.

anonymous asked:

OHMYGOSH THE NEW THREAD!? It's sooooo good? Tanuki and summoning dimension and wolf gods and Kakashi talking in dog?!?!?! But honestly, favorite thing: Team 6 going through its morning routine - Raidou beating ppl up, Genma trying to beat Raidou up but failing bc he's a granite beefcake, Kakashi and Ryouma resigned to their fates, and Kurenai watching on, mystified. Best. Mental. Image.

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GRANITE BEEFCAKE. 

Not gonna lie, writing ground to a halt tonight while we yelled GRANITE BEEFCAKE at each other and fell over. 

(Little moments of normalcy are my favorite thing, too. Yes, yes, drama and excitement, BUT HOW DO THEY BRUSH THEIR TEETH??)

GRANITE BEEFCAKE

Windows For The Dead [KagaKuro]

Kagami would like to say that he didn’t believe in ghosts, but he did, and he was terrified of them. In America, he heard all about haunted houses, and it scared him to the point that he vowed to never buy a house of his own. He stayed away from them in Japan too, because these people were even more crazy about horrifying urban legends than Americans – he’s seen the movies they made.

Now, while it was common courtesy to tell someone they were buying a house where someone died a gruesome death, at least in the movies, no one ever actually thought it would be a good idea to admit they were renting you a haunted apartment. Which was apparently what happened to Taiga, if the spooky noises he heard at night were anything to go by.

“Tatsuya, I’m not joking!” he complained. “This place is haunted! I hear all this grumbling like someone is moving the furniture!”

Himuro sighed into the phone. “Are you sure it’s not just your snoring? Or the pipes?”

“Tatsuya!” he protested. “I’m serious! Stay the night, just one night, you’ll see!”

“Now, why would I willingly sleep in a haunted apartment, Taiga?” deadpanned Himuro, and sighed again. “Just move out, you can crash at mine until you find another place.”

Kagami whined. “Can’t. Paid for four months upfront…”

“Well, that was stupid. Better get used to your new roommate, then.”

Keep reading

*OK!! WANT TO KNOW SOMEONE YOU CAN “YIFF?”

*THIS WOLF HERE, HE NEVER TELLS ME HIS NAME BECAUSE HE IS LIFTING ICE AND THROWING IT ALL THE TIME, A VERY HARD WORKER

*BUT IF YOU CAN GET HIM TO STOP DOING THAT, I’M SURE YOU COULD HAVE A GREAT TIME, HE SEEMS SO STRONG AND LIKE HE WOULD BE VERY FUN TO PET

*MAYBE NOT AS FUN AS ME, BUT STILL FUN!! 

*LOOK HOW STRONG HE IS! HE HAS A LOT OF MUSCLES, JUST LIKE ME!

*CHECK OUT THOSE BICEPS!! THAT ICE IS PROBABLY REALLY HEAVY AND HE LIFTS IT LIKE IT IS NOTHING!

*YOU SHOULD “YIFF” THIS WOLF!



* ok listen i would yiff this wolf and i have some pretty discerning tastes. look at this swole ass wolf. he’s got a job to do and he knows how to do it. i’m gonna ask him to grillby’s 

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