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Makeup Voiceover;Johnny

Request: Hiii I loved your Jaehyun voiceover scenario, can you please make one for Johnny if you haven’t already? Thanks! :) ♡

  • i actually love writing this series oh my
  • but in reality i dont know a single thing about makeup
  • so sorry if it gets really boring and repetitive for each member ;-;
  • google’s my best friend, if not i wouldn’t even know a single brand yes
  • okay let’s start with chicago monster let’s go

  • so many of your subscribers wanted him to do the makeup voiceover challenge

  • firstly because he has his own youtube channel too, and both of you are like the power youtube couple
  • and he’s always mentioning about you, so are you
  • but mainly because
  • in your vlog once you caught him on tape once using your eyeliner as a pen
  • “oh my god johnny what are you doing”
  • “i’ve never seen a pen like this before?? omg it’s so watery”
  • “are you serious omg HAHAHA GUYS look at my boyfriend”
  • “what????”
  • “it’s an eyeliner johnny”
  • “a what- OH NO WONDER HAHAHA”
  • “this is what i have to deal with everyday guys- a clueless giant, unlike on his channel where you all only see his cool side”
  • “yOU CAN’T BLAME ME BABE IT DOES LOOK LIKE A PEN??”
  • which is why tons of comments started to come in after that vlog
  • saying that it’d be hilarious to see johnny doing it
  • so after talking to johnny about it he agreed
  • because he was confident in himself
  • so one day you push him out of your room so you can film the video
  • and every 5 minutes you’d hear him screaming
  • “hURRY UP BABE IM EXCITED”
  • after 45 minutes you let him in
  • and he has this cheeky smile on his face
  • and you can tell he’s very excited
  • “okay start now!!”
  • so he plays the video and starts recording
  • “hello everyone, it’s johnny seo here and im finally here to do the makeup voiceover”
  • “apparently because you guys are excited to laugh at me over that eyeliner incident”
  • “-I WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN TODAY”
  • “okay enough talking let’s start”
  • “just look at bare faced Y/N, so pretty”
  • “so first off, foundation”
  • “she’s using the l'oreal paris brand one”
  • “oh she’s taking her beauty blender- SEE GUYS I KNOW WHAT IT IS’
  • “yeah it’s because i told you after you endlessly referred it to an egg months ago”
  • “you all didn’t hear that-”
  • “squeeze a little out on the blender and dab it on your face”
  • “blend and make sure there aren’t any patches”
  • “i honestly dont see any difference?? but oh well you look good nonetheless”
  • “okay moving on”
  • “she’s doing her eyes”
  • “she always talks about this- her favourite palette, the Lorac Pro? is that the name- eyeshadow palette!!”
  • “today she’s using the light pink shade”
  • “with a little bit of nude”
  • “she looks like she’d winking- at me of course HAHA”
  • “oh she’s done!”
  • hears his own shout in the background of the video
  • “wait was that me?”
  • “yes it was”
  • “sorry guys, i was too excited”
  • “over with that,”
  • “oh it’s that pen! oh wait eyeliner-”
  • “why is she laughing”
  • “wait babe why aren’t you putting it on”
  • “just wanted to bring it in for some laughs, didn’t use it for this look hehe”
  • “justice for johnny guys, save me from this evil girlfriend”
  • “but damn she looks so cute laughing though”
  • “okay she’s cooled down- her face’s still red though aw”
  • pinches your cheek
  • “she taking out another stick”
  • “the uh nyc wonder stick that is”
  • “woah wait what it has two ends to it HOW COOL”
  • “baby’s using the lighter end”
  • “drawing lines on her upper cheek”
  • “oh she’s turning to the darker end”
  • “and drawing lines again?”
  • “what is this for- oh she’s blending it”
  • “oH i think it’s called contouring and highlighting?”
  • “you’re right babe”
  • “h a h”
  • “oh look her shining”
  • “god so gorgeous”
  • “my heart’s beating too quickly i can’t do this anymore do we still have a long way to go?”
  • “stop it omg. almost there, babe”
  • “why is she laughing again-”
  • “i think i just heard another shout from outside….”
  • “sorry guys”
  • “okay she’s done again, and applying blush right now”
  • “just look at her rosy cheeks!!!”
  • “did i mention the brand?”
  • “i didn’t catch it oh no i got distracted im so sorry”
  • “but it’s er-”
  • “i’ll just insert a caption don’t worry about it”
  • “my babe’s the best”
  • “oh i think this is the last one- lipstick!!!”
  • “look at those plump lips-”
  • “she’s using the Neutrogena one-”
  • “it looks like a crayon?? IS THIS A CRAYON?”
  • “wow i learn new things everyday”
  • “okay but just look at this cutie pouting her lips”
  • “and…. she’s done!!!”
  • “wow, im in love with a goddess”
  • “this is my talented girlfriend right here”
  • “this video ended too quickly???”
  • “aw anyways thank you for watching and please do continue supporting Y/N!!”
  • “and if you didn’t know, we come in a package so do check my channel out too- kidding”
  • “do subscribe, like and comment, this has been Y/N’s wonderful boyfriend, johnny!”
  • after he’s done he has the most satisfied smile on his face
  • and he attacks you with a hug for no reason
  • and your heart just melts because, he’s the funniest yet sweetest person ever??
  • “babe i think i should delete my own channel and join yours instead”

anonymous asked:

Hey! I love this blog & all the information you have provided everyone with throughout these scandals! I always loved LC lipstick packaging, but could never stomach paying that much for them (before I knew about LC shady practices) & I know you have posted a few different brands that have cool packaging, is there any other brands you know of that have specifically cool/interesting lipstick packaging? Thanks!!!

Yo! First off, check my post here if you didn’t already.

I know you’re asking about lipstick packaging so I’m gonna pull up some pretty ones just for you.

First off, check out the beauuuutiful packaging of YSL’s Rouge Voluptes (source here):

Urban Decay’s old lipstick packaging was lovely, too, I don’t know if you can find just the cases anymore but mine take pride of place on my dressing table (source here):

I’d also totally recommend Paul & Joe for cute lipstick packaging. You buy the colour you want as a refill then buy the case and they always have new themes every season that range from carousel to Alice in Wonderland to kitties to funky 80s colourful patterns (source here):

Laduree does and always will have some of the most Queen-appropriate packaging ever (source here):

Holika Holika has a range called Heartful Moisture and the lipstick itself is HEART SHAPED AND SO CUTE (source here):

Etude House has the super sweet Dear My Blooming Lip Talk lipsticks (source here):

TonyMoly has the adorable Cat Chu Wink lipsticks (source here):

I think L'Occitane operate on a similar concept as Paul & Joe with refills and packaging, but I don’t know for sure. Here’s a pretty one they did (source):

Then of course MAC has some pretty cool releases, including the Osbourne collection, the Heatherette collection, the Archie’s Girls collection and the Alluring Aquatic collection (sources here, here, here and here):

Lipstick Queen also did these seriously awesome test tube themed spacey lipglosses called Big Bang Illusion Gloss (source here):

Peripera does this lipstick, clearly designed for all the fairies out there who are into makeup, called My Color Lips (source here):

Stacey Schieffelins’ ybf Beauty does lipstick packaging that is the equivalent of female battle armour. I will be picking up one of these for myself. Hot damn (source):

Anna Sui does, and always has, the most whimsical fairyland packaging for her lipstick line (sources here, here, here and here):

Kat Von D’s new Studded Kiss line is kickass (source):

Guerlain’s Rouge G lipsticks are timeless and beautiful as are all their products (source):

There ya go, lovely! Depending on the lipstick or brand, you might have to search around a little to track some of these down as they might be foreign and difficult to obtain or LE and highly coveted. I think that’s enough to be getting on with for now :) As always, please feel more than welcome to chip in in the comments.


- Ink

If Felicity Smoak Had a Female BFF

Is it just me or is there more testosterone than usual in the Arrow lair these days?  As much as I love Oliver and Dig (and tolerate the newbies), I’ve missed having Thea and Lyla around. We also have yet to see much interaction between Felicity and Evelyn.

There aren’t many people that Felicity can really turn to these days to communicate how she’s feeling, especially since Oliver and Dig are preoccupied with their own issues. Seriously, the writers have admitted that OTA is the “secret sauce.” Slather it all over this season and give us what we love already, damn it! 

Anyway, casting my fan fury aside, it would be so nice if Felicity had a female BFF. Even when Thea, Laurel, Lyla, and Sara were in the lair, we got very little interaction. Curtis has been there for Felicity, but he’s clearly distracted being Mr. Terrific. Plus, there are just some things women can only discuss with each other.  I doubt this will ever happen, but I thought it’d be fun to think up a list of questions a female BFF would ask Felicity in Season 5. We’d probably get some really truthful confessions and juicy deets!

~“Are you sleeping?  Are you eating enough?  Why do you look so upset all the time?  Talk to me!”

Originally posted by supersillyanddorky06

~“You’re in fabulous shape. Have you been working out?  Who’s your trainer?”

Originally posted by evenstarss

~“Your eyes still light up when talking about Oliver.  Are you two getting back together?”

Originally posted by feilcityqueen

~“Girl, why are you dating that sloppy detective with the small hands?  You could do so much better. Run!”

Originally posted by lovehollistein

~“Cute shoes! Where did you get them?”

Originally posted by goldenbuttonsnpearls

~“I love your lipstick, but it’s smudged.  Did you make a ‘mistake’ with Oliver again?”

Originally posted by elenadrakefisher

~“Are you going to try and get your company back?  That Mr. Dennis was such a jerk. Totally threatened by you!”

Originally posted by gurl

~“Are you starting your own company?  I think it’s a fabulous idea.”

Originally posted by sexyandmagnetic

~“I think you should grow your hair out.  Don’t you miss your long, luxurious golden locks? I’d kill for your hair.”

Originally posted by fyeahsaralance

~“What new inventions have you been working on? Can you please invent a program that does automatic background checks on my dating app matches?  Too many creeps out there. Speaking of creeps, that detective…”

Originally posted by queensarrow

~“Seriously, when are you and Mayor Handsome getting back together?  Better get your man before someone else does.”

Originally posted by bawl-main

~“Felicity, you are awesome. Want a hug?”

Originally posted by comehereiloveyou

 Feel free to add on to the list, guys! Make it as fun or serious as you want.

NEW YEAR'S EVE

Here’s another installment of the Holiday Bangfest(links to the others below!). Find the other parts and my other fics HERE. Thanks to just-the-fics-maam for overall wonderfulness.

More unplotted, unwarranted, unnecessary smut. Happy 2014 everyone!!

New Years Eve

December 31 11:25 PM

We finally had managed to get back to the bar after the non-stop influx of “congratulations” and “it’s about times”. Tom handed me a gin and tonic as he took a good slug of his scotch.  His hand circled my waist; he pulled me close and kissed the spot below my ear.  “Whose brilliant idea was it to host a New Year’s Eve party?” He whispered into my ear.

“Yours, of course. Are you regretting your decision?”

“I just feel like I haven’t had a single moment with you all evening and it’s nearly midnight.” His lips grazed my ear as he spoke sending shivers through me.

 

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