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How Dan and Phil probably broke up #21
  • Dan: I wanna top
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Nice To Meet You Too.

12:17 a.m.

Seychelle left Tobias alone as she went around asking for a ride home (thanks to Augie). After an hour of no sign of Seychelle, Tobias began to sober up by the pool. 
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- “Tobias, right?”
- “…”
- “I saw Augie’s twitter. You and Seychelle can crash at my place if you guys can’t find a ride.”
- “Eurhh, nah, It’s cool. Neither Seychelle or I are down to drive any where else but home, tonight.”
- “Where’s there to drive to when you’re already there?”
- “Mm..? I’m sorry but, who are you again?”
- “Pffbbt, I’m Maxine but, people call me ‘Max’. Funny how you’d walk into someone’s house without knowing who it belongs to.”

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(previously) (Augie’s Twitter)

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checklist: dasey + favourite underrated scenes [4/10]

“That’s great, do your worst. Now there are a few conditions.”

anonymous asked:

not the same anon that asked for your fav writers but... what about some fav fics you can rec? 😏

hoo boy anon ok u asked for it !!! this is going to be long but here are a few jikook fics i adore that i can think of right now!! pls give them lots of love afterwards!! also the ones im not mutuals with i put a slash in between bcus im too ahlgsfjlb shy to actually tag them oK ANYWAYS ଘ(੭ु*ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭ु*.°❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤


Dream Maker by graesun (@/bottomkook), Polkari Seuta (VeritasEtVita), (@/polkari-seuta) [rated M, complete 12/12, 73k] poor!au, fluff and smut, angst, past child abuse, established relationship || (i died a lil bit of joy when two of my fav writers collaborated… but after finishing this my entire being has been resuscitated. this is such a wonderful & incredible fic!!! i still go back to re-read it bcus it’s so good,, like it’s rly fluffy and it made me smile a lot but the angst sent my soul into the astral plane of decease.. and i rarely;; read smut but this is a total big exception!! i was blushign the whole time okadjl;akj they’re such great writers i lov asdjkl anyways it’s rly good alright!! i lov it sm) 

dream a little dream of me by wordcouture [rated G, oneshot, 2.7k] magic realism, lots of fluff, dreams vs reality || (idk how a person can be this creative.. like.. all of couture’s fics are perfect and so beautiful!! i’m p sure everyone has read ‘wonder’ and like?? i just love the author’s craft and couture has a way of weaving her words!! it’s short but sweet ok i lov it idk what else i can say to express the magnitude of emotions i have for her complex fics ;;) 

this is the way the world ends and begins by aborescent (@/kookie-time) [rated T, oneshot, 1.7k] mutant!au, supernatural elements, violence, angst || (i love her fics so much.. she’s an astounding author!! the concepts she has for her fics are always amazing!! this fic has some dark themes but it’s totally captivating and gripping and it rly sucks u in. i believe she has some backstories? of the boys? on her tumblr and she’s p well known hehe so yeah!! i lov this a lot ok she’s great!!) 

Training Wheels by jeonify @shyjimins [rating G, oneshot, 4.8k] childhood friends to lovers, fluff and angst, mutual pining, slow burn || (this was the very first jikook fic i’ve ever read and i fell in.. absolute love.. and after this, i fell in love with all of jo’s other fics too!!! her writing is so beautiful and so eloquent and dreamy too. and this!!! fic!! broke my heart in the beginning from all the angst and pining, which i lov a lot, but the fluff n happy ending slowly mended it back together. my soul lifted into another dimension that’s full of sparkles and stars bcus it was that good ;; she’s amazing, trust me! i genuinely lov her other writings too and she’s the sweetest person and adk;laksj i get so shy talking to her omg anyways!! i lov her and her fics lots)

Of Scatterbrained Mix-ups and Lame Pen-Names  by happy-tokki @berry-happy-tokki[rated G, twoshot, 14k] pen pals!au, lots of fluff, awkward jungkook, cute jimin || (this was so freakin cute ok!!! pen pals!au are my weaknesses and this was so amazingly well-done. her writing style is so pretty and whimsical and gentle - the pacing was so smooth too. it was such an enjoyable read,, i smiled and giggled lots becus it was so adorable!! i lov awkward jungkook too so it was a major addition. plus, her other fics are incredible ok im in lov with all of them!! tokki’s the cutest and the sweetest too and u won’t regret checking this out and the author ok!!! i lov lov lov this)   

those who dream by day by melonmilk [rated T, oneshot, 3.1k] ballet!au, fluff and angst, internalized homophobia, dancing || (this was rly beautiful;; the mood was tense and poignant but it was really breathtakingly well-done too! this is a great ballet au and though it’s short, it’s totally worth taking a look at!! the author’s writing style is so pleasing!!) 

you’re intoxicating (I can’t stop) by astrochild (@/astrochild) [rated T, oneshot, 1.9k] fluff and angst, high school!au, rich kid!jungkook, swearing, mentions of violence || (this was rly angsty and it p much shoved an ice pick thru my heart but the happy ending healed it;; it’s so lovely!!! even tho it’s short it still really sticks with u after u finish reading it and… the way it’s written is so nice and appealing!! plus i rly love the vhope sequel too hehe she’s great!!) 

Bad boys and good-byes by blt_prf (@/blt_prf) [unrated, 12/12, 20k] college!au, enemies to friends to lovers, fluff, minor violence, music!au ish || (she’s one of my fav authors and this is one of my all time favs ok!!! this was such an amazing read i loved it so much!! i love the gradual build up of their relationship and her writing style is so pleasant and soothing,, like it’s a rly great fic ok i lov it lots!! she’s incredible i lov her other fics too) 

crush(ed) by fatal (cumrich) (@/witchboyjimin) [rated M, oneshot, 5.2k] space!au, angst, self-discovery, sci-fi!au, fantasy!au || (i lov this fic so much it’s written so beautifully and the worldbuilding is so wholesome. like, there’s enough detail for u to imagine the world the fic takes place in and!! it’s great rly i lov it n i lov her other fics too;; she’s amazing and i also lov her other fic ‘he hangs like tuesday morning’) 

run (you son of a gun) by infires (infires_man) (@/infires-man) [rated T, oneshot, 13k] gang!au, angst, hurt/comfort, heavily implied abuse || (this is so!! beautiful!!! i can’t express how much i lov this fic kadjf;k i still go back to read it because it was so amazingly well written and it just!! rly pulls at ur heartstrings but the ending just gives u such a warm feeling. i lov it so much!!! the composition is brilliant as well,, just pure amazing idk what else to say to convey how much i loved this asdjfkl;)

Brightly, Flare by flitter [rated G, oneshot, 2k] magic realism, hinted soulmate!au, art!au, artist!jimin, student!jungkook || (i lov all of flitter works ok!!!! i had a hard time choosing which one to put on here but this fic is the first fic i read from her which made me fall in lov with her writing!! this was such a dazzling fic… like she strings her words together like poetry and i just love her work so much!! amazing rly i lov her. plus her ballet!au one and the santorini fic is great too) 

speak now by recordmin  @minblooms [rated G, threeshot, 3k] freeform, fluff, pining, arranged marriage, wedding crashing || (this was rly cute ok i lov this so much!!! even tho it’s short it’s super duper sweet and my heart had burst open into sunshine and fluffy clouds bcus it was that enjoyable and great ok!! plus all her other works are rly great too i lov them so much;; she writes short fics but despite the length, all her writings will always leave this kind of lingering alluring and warm feeling with u and.. plus, wedding crashing!! is a great trope we need more of that! i adore this a lot ok!!) 

Fell For You In A Snap by Polkari Seuta (@/polkari-seuta) [rated T, oneshot, 3k] youtuber!au, social media!au, modern!au, drinking || (this was so cute,, like i smiled so much bcus it was so nice to read!! this was a great social media fic and it was incredibly delightful to read. i lov the author’s other fics too bcus they’re always so well-written and like, her writing style is always so crisp and fluent and is just such a pleasant to read!!) 

Push-up (push me down) by Mintsugakookies (@/mintsugakookies) [rated T, oneshot, 2k] canon compliant, fluff, domestic fluff, crack, established relationship, john cena kookie || (i am one big sucker for domestic fluff ok when i read this, it immediately cheered me up and my heart fluttered all the way into the sun dkafj;slj this was so so cute i lov it so much!! and i lov the author too) 

Aorta by minimints @strawberrywhaliens [rated T, oneshot, 15k] fluff, little angst, sick!jimin, lovesick!jungkook || (look this was so freakin fluffy i’m crying adsfjkl the rest of the series is rly cute too!!! i adore this so much,, like it’s word heavy but it’s rly fluffy and cute and it leaves a warm feeling, u know!! she’s a wonderful writer with a clear and eloquent voice and she’s a wonderful person too!!! the cutest mom i probably should have linked the first part but i love aorta the most so!! check it out ok!! i lov it a lot) 

너의 목소리 Your Voice by pinkmonnie [rated M, 10/?, 65k] college!au, assistant professor!jimin, student!jungkook, teacher-student relationship, fluff, realism || (oohmy gosh pink’s an amazing and an utmost incredible author!! and i lov all of pink’s fics and this fic is so precious and well-written. jungkook is selectively mute in this but the author doesn’t romanticize it and pink’s portrayal of their personalities and jikook’s relationship is so beautiful and stunning!! i lov it to bits. plus!! her other fics like ‘After Hours’ and ‘Thirst’ are freakin golden, ok;; she’s brilliant)

Let The Walls Break Down by pjungkook @pjungkook [rated M, 5/?, 37k] canon compliant, non au, friends to lovers, homophobia, heavy angst, fluff, smut || (the angst in this?? broke my heart but like the lil fluff afterwards healed my soul. and then it shattered again like, another 100 times again bcus so. much. angst. isa why isa is a rly awesome writer & i love her writing lots!! the way she paces her stories are so wonderful and so well-done. her writing is so fluid and articulate too! plus!! she’s the sweetest and loveliest person ok!! my wimpy shy ass probably wouldn’t have made a move to talk to her if she hadn’t msged me first;; her other fic ‘lost stars’ is amazing too omg so check her out ok!! i lov this and i lov her)

Cherry by bananacookies @bananacookies1 [unrated, 11/?, 36k] wolf!au, hurt/comfort, a/b/o dynamics, fluff and smut, omega!kook, alpha!jimin, mature themes || (a/b/o fics are not my cup of tea but this!!! is amazing!!! like i said i rarely read smut but this is another exception!! it’s so fluffy and cute and it’s getting rly angsty right now, but the author’s updates are so consistent and she’s an incredible writer!! the pacing of the story is wonderful as well and the story’s so intriguing, especially since it’s omega!kook. but bcus of that, pls give her lots of love and be open-minded about it ok!!! she deserves lots of love bcus she’s awesome,,)

Tie Me Down by ohdizzy (@/ohdizzy) [rated M, twoshot, 23k] college!au, taegi is main, side jikook, kidnapping, humour & crack, fluff, ot7 dynamics || (i’m sure we’ve all read.. the lejindary Blow Me Like Your French Horn fic.. and i love that fic so much but i love this fic so much too!!!! her fics are so well-written and so funny i lov them so much!! reading them makes my heart all warm and fuzzy hehe;; this was hilarious i lov how she writes their dynamics! i know the main pairing is taegi but!! pls read!! it’s amazing i lov her writing sm) 

son of a witch by syubnugget (@/namgifucker) [rated E, 2/?, 9k] witch!au, main sugamon, side jikook, humor, strangers to lovers, witchcraft || (i think i’ve fallen in love with sugamon after this… like i kno jikook is a side pairing but this!!! is such a wonderful and lovely fic!!! the characterization is fantastic and it made me giggle a few times from the banter, but the world building and the little details are so well written! i love witch!aus too so i rly lov this a lot!! the characters are rly interesting and i’m rly excited for more hehe) 

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army challenge ; bias wrecker(s) :

↳ kim taehyung & jung hoseok

“ all the days I spent without you
I can’t even remember them..”

tendermiri  asked:

If Ruca were to ever move on from Olly (fat chance, right), who do you think would catch her eye?

EEEE MIRI<3<3  ( < check out her comic if you haven’t already)
hmm ok she likes guys who look like they’re bad and smell like old cigarettes long haired metal heads and grungy dudes. I think they would have to be immature like her, make her laugh, into doing stupid reckless shit !!
The funny thing is it’s not like Ruca can’t find a guy TONS of dudes in town like her (like Darien ) and there’s a bunch who fit the mold, she’s just so into Oliver she ignores them

another collab with @caelumnautae 😊😊😊💖💖
we switched this time i did the line and she colored it !! ((WAO BEAUTY !!!!))

Error: Phil.exe

Title:  Error: Phil.exe

Genre: dark (or angst as it’s apparently called; I just don’t think it’s accurate though)

Summary: Computer viruses are a code that copies itself and destroys a computer system and its information. At the most, someone could loose their device. But the virus called Phil.exe wasn’t interested in corrupting a computer and then dying along with it. It was a sentient virus, and it had bigger plans that expanded beyond the computer world. All it needed was a host.

Word Count: 1500+ (this is just an introduction; I normally will aim for 3000-4000 words)

Additional Note: This comes from the virus!phan au which was designed by @maddox-rider! This is my own interpretation of it; it may not line up with other stories later but I will try and keep it close to what she has designed. Go check out her art!

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anonymous asked:

Heya hey can you do one where you and shawn break up but only for like a day then make up sex hahaha thaanksss

Here you go, It took awhile to perfect.
Summary: You and Shawn have a fallout but he still shows you how much he loves you.
Requested: Yes

Didn’t Mean To Hurt You

I ran a hand over my face and took a deep breath. Shawn paced back and forth on the other side of the room, anger practically seeping out of him.

“It wasn’t like that, Shawn.” I said, taking a seat on the couch.

“Then what was it like Y/N, because that’s what it looked like to me!” He rose his voice. I started to massage my temples, feeling a headache coming on. At the moment Shawn is half angry and half insecure. He’s insecure because my ex-boyfriend dropped me off at home. He’s angry because he tried to kiss me after walking me to the porch.

“He was just driving me home! How was I supposed to know he’d take it differently?” I shouted back.  

“I don’t now, Y/N. Maybe you wanted him to kiss you!” Shawn semi-shouted. My head snapped up to him. His brown eyes looked into mine. I could feel a mixture of anger and frustration boiling inside of me.

“You know what, if you don’t trust me, what are we even together!!” I shouted at the top of my lungs.

“I don’t know, Y/N!! I don’t know.” He shouted back. I back tracked. Not only because of the words that came out of his mouth, but because I’ve never heard him yell that loud before.There was a moment of silence as we stared at each other. “I think we should take a break.” I felt my heart shatter as he broke the eye contact.

“I have to go. I have an interview in the morning.” He said grabbing his coat and heading out the font door. I stood there in shock. How could he say the very words I thought we would never say? Yeah, I was mad at him, but I wasn’t going to say it. My body went numb as I sank to the floor. I brought my knees to my chest as the tears slipped down my face.

The next morning I woke up on the living room floor. I closed my eyes replaying the flight I had with Shawn last night, causing my heart to ache. I stood up and stumbled into the kitchen. I grabbed a glass, filling it with water. I stared at the glass before drinking out of it.

I remember the day Shawn and I bought these glasses. I remember the day I accidentally dropped a glass on the floor and Shawn carried me to the living room because he didn’t want me to get hurt.

I felt the back of my eyes start to sting. I tightened my grip on the glass and threw it on the floor, causing it to shatter into a million tiny pieces. I started to throw all of the china on the floor, remembering all the times we had in this kitchen, including some steamy ones. I want none of it. Everything we worked on is down the drain.

I ran my hand threw my hair and let out a sob. If I didn’t take that stupid ride, Shawn and I would still be together. I leaned against the counter looking at the mess I made. It only made me feel worse.

I hear the front door open and my favorite worried voice call my name. I didn’t answer.
I heard the footsteps getting closer and closer. Finally, he walked into the kitchen and looked around. “What-“ He looked up at me and that that’s when I broke. I hopped across the shattered glass and ran for the bathroom.”Y/N!” He called behind me. I made it to the bathroom and closed the door, locking it.

“Y/N, open the door.” He said turning the door knob. I slid my back down a wall.

“Go away, Shawn!” I yelled. There was a pause.

“Have you been crying?” He said through the door. I didn’t answer. “Y/N, just…let me in. Please.” He sounded hurt.

“Just leave me alone.” I heard Shawn sigh.

“I can’t do that, baby.” I got up and opened the door.

“You don’t get to do that! You don’t get to just hurt me and then call me ‘baby’.” I said looking into his brown eyes. He looked exhausted.

“I know, I’m sorry, just let me explain.” He said. I leaned against the door frame and crossed my arms. He took a deep breath. “Y/N, you’re bleeding.” I looked down at my hand.

“I didn’t even notice.” With that Shawn made his way into the bathroom and grabbed the first aid kit. I stood in the door way as he grabbed my hand and poured the alcohol on it. I let out a hiss.

“Sorry.” Shawn said with a smirk. I couldn’t help but stare at my now ex-boyfriend as he focused on putting the band aid on my hand.

“What are you doing here?” I asked as he cleaned up.

“I came back to get my guitar for my interview, but the neighbor told me that she heard some noises in here this morning so…” He said closing the cabinet and facing me. I looked down at the ground to prevent from staring at the face I fell in love with. “I never meant to hurt you, Y/N.”

“It’s a little late for that. I have to go clean the kitchen.” I said turning around, but Shawn grabbed my hand before I could make it out the door and pulled me to him, smashing his soft lips against mine. I felt my heart flutter like it always does when he kisses me. After a few minutes of making out, we both pull away.

“I was stupid and Insecure. I’m sorry and I’ll say it as many times as you want, just please give me another chance.” Shawn whispered against my lips. I smiled and brought his lips back to mine, deepening the kiss as he placed his hands on my waist.

He gently pushed me up against a wall. I tugged on his shirt as he flung it over his head, bringing his lips back to mine. My hands traveled down his abs to his v-line, causing him to let out a moan. Shawn grabbed my hand and broke the kiss before I could go any further.

“Let me show you how sorry I am.” He whispered in my ear, his breath landing on my neck. I bit my lip and closed my eyes. I nodded my head and he tapped my thigh, signaling for me to jump. He carried me all the way to our bedroom and laid me down on the bed.

He brought his lips to mine, kissing me with nothing but passion as he started to grind himself against me. I let out a soft moan as he moved down to my neck, kissing around my soft spot. He tugged on my shirt, asking permission to take it off. I nodded as he continued to suck on my neck, driving me crazy.

Once Shawn took off my shirt, he threw it somewhere in the room and brought his lips back to my neck. He started to suck harder on my soft spot, running his tongue over it after. That’s when I realized he’s giving me a hickey.

“You’re mine.” He whispered against my neck. I bit down on my bottom lip to prevent moaning Shawn’s name. Soon, his hands started to roam around my body, slipping into my pants. I sucked in a sharp breath as he started to rub me through my underwear.

“You like this baby?” He whispered in my ear, rubbing me harder. I replied with a moan, draping my arm around this neck. “I need to hear you say it babe.”

“Yes.” I moaned. I heard Shawn curse under his breath. “I need you. Please.” I begged, bucking my hips, but Shawn held them down firmly.

“You want what, Y/N?” He asked cocking his head to the side, rubbing me a little faster. I let out another moan. This boy knows what he’s doing to me.

“Your fingers.” I panted. I saw Shawn smirk as he moved my underwear to the side and started to pump in and out of me. I arched my back and bit down on my bottom lip, holding back a loud moan.

“Damn baby, you’re so wet for me.” He started to go faster, causing me to bit down harder on my lip. Shawn rested his forehead against mine, occasionally pecking my lips. “You know Y/N, you don’t have to hold back your moans baby girl. I want to hear them.” Shawn adds another finger and starts to curl them inside of me, causing me to let out a really loud moan.

“Shawn!” I say digging my nails into his bare back. He hisses in my ear.

“Am I hurting you baby?” He asks. I shake my head, breathing heavily.

“Faster.” With that Shawn pumps into me faster and I let out a whimper. His left hand is holding my waist down as he uses the right to pleasure me. “Deeper.”  He went deeper, bringing a whole new kind of pleasure. “Don’t stop. Right there! Don’t stop!” I moaned. Shawn picked up the pace. I let out a loud moan as I dragged my nails down his back. He hissed in my ear again followed by a string of curse words.

Suddenly his phone starts to ring. He grabs his phone out of his pocket with his left hand using his shoulder to hold it up to his ear.

“Hello?” He says placing his hand over my mouth but still pumping into me. I try to stay quiet but it feels so good. “Um..yeah.” I let out a moan. “I just had to check on her. I wanted to make sure she’s ok.” I let out another moan.

” I actually don’t think I’m gonna make the interview.” He says smiling at me as I arch my back. I’m so close, but I’m trying to hold it back while Shawn’s on the phone. My breathing quickness and he gets the hint. “Just reschedule it.” He says speeding up to finish me off. “Just do it, Please. I gotta go. Bye.” He says grabbing his phone with his left hand. “Ok baby, you can let go.”

With that my high washes over me, my vision going white as I let out a loud moan. Shawn pulls his fingers out of me and licks them. He lays beside me as I catch my breath.

“Who was that?” I ask weakly. Shawn pulls me close to him and kisses my forehead.

“Manager.” I take a deep breath and move to straddle him, catching him off guard. His bulge in prominent under me. He gives me a confused look.

“I wanna reciprocate,” I explain. Shawn smiles and places his hands on my waist.

“God, I love makeup sex.” He says bringing his lips to mine.

Bummer Of A Day

Took the dog to the vet this morning. Blood work checked out OK. But they’ve been monitoring her all day and will do so tonight. So I’m bummed that she won’t be with us. I don’t think the doctor is overly concerned, but she said the diarrhea isn’t under control yet. So hopefully the IV they’re going to give her will help. One of the things I really like about the vet is that she won’t do things to the dogs that are unnecessary.

But I’m still bummed. Piper is our little bundle of energy around the house. It will be good to (hopefully) sleep through the night after getting up every hour last night.

Here’s to a better tomorrow!

The Little Merbunny Chapter 1: Under the Sean


Happy birthday @trashasaurusrex! This is my other gift for your birthday (it kinda goes with the singing though, and the cover is obviously by trashasaurusrex)


The sun beat down on the young fox as he leaned over the railing of the ship, a breeze rustling his fur.
“Isn’t it wonderful Grimsby?!” He shouted as the ship cut through the sea, seawater spraying out behind it, “The wind in the sails, the sea’s not too rough. It’s perfect sailing weather!” Grimsby, a rather dour looking wolf, pulled his head back from the edge of the boat and wiped his mouth off.
“I just wish you’d have more civilized hobbies young master Nicholas.” He commented, swaying on his paws and looking rather queasy.
“What could be more civilized than sailing Grimsby?!” Nick laughed, ignoring the wolf’s disapproving gaze.
“Especially on a day like this, when Lord Triton has blessed us with such fine weather!” One of the crewmembers, an otter, chimed in.
“Who’s Lord Triton?” Nick inquired, “I’ve never heard of him.”
“Why every sailor worth his salt has heard of Lord Triton!” The otter exclaimed, “He’s the lord of the seven seas! King of the merpeople!”
“Don’t listen to such hogwash Nicholas.” Grimsby sniffed, “There are no merpeople.”
“Of course there are merpeople!” The otter shouted, gesticulating wildly with a fish, “Just because you’ve never seen ‘em doesn’t mean they’re not there!” Grimsby ducked as the fish escaped the otter’s hand, flying over his head and back into the sea.
“Well there’s no need to get so worked up over it.” Grimsby commented, standing back up and dusting himself off, “Now Nicholas, I think it’s time we headed back in.”
“You sure you don’t want to stay out a little longer Grim?” Nick asked slyly, “I’m sure the fish could use a little feeding.”
“Very funny young man.” He replied stiffly, “But we need to head back and get to work on finding you a wife.”
“Fine.” Nick sighed, “But Grim, I’m 26, I’m perfectly capable of dealing with that myself.”
“Really?” Grimsby replied, “Then how come you’re still single and rejecting every eligible princess that comes your way?” Nick blushed and turned away from his caretaker, ignoring the question.
“Max!” He called to the fluffy sheepdog manning the helm, “Take us home!”
“Aye, aye, captain!”


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Though Grimsby had his doubts, the truth was right under his nose. Fathoms below the surface yes, but still technically under his nose. Because, the merpeople weren’t a myth. In fact, they were some of the seas most potent creatures, especially their ruler, the mighty King Triton. And at the very bottom of the sea lay his palace. A golden, glittering edifice where the merfolk lived, hiding from the barbarism of the surface dwellers. Or at least, most of them hid.
“Now presenting, the mighty King Triton!” The seahorse herald announced. The audience cheered as their king, a strapping bunny, was pulled into the amphitheater by a pack of dolphins.
“And the court composer, Horatio Thelonious Ignacious Crustaceous Sebastian!” He continued as Sebastian, a small, red crab, was pulled into the room by a solitary, struggling fish to a lukewarm reception. After a few moments, he finally made it to where Triton was already seated.
“Today will be my finest concert ever!” Sebastian proclaimed proudly to King Triton, “With your daughter’s voice, it will be unmatched!”
“I’m sure Judy will make the show unforgettable.” Triton replied with a proud smile. Sebastian nodded his agreement and began swimming down to the orchestra.
“I just wish she had shown up for rehearsal.” He muttered bitterly as he made it to the podium. He waved his baton at the orchestra and they began to play a steady, anticipatory melody.
“Ladies and gentlefish,” Sebastian shouted, turning to face the audience, “I present to you Attina!” A clamshell on the floor burst open and Triton’s eldest daughter emerged.
“Alana!” A second shell opened and Alana swam up to join her sister.
“Adella!” Triton’s third oldest emerged and joined her siblings above the orchestra.
“Aquata!” Aquata swam over to her sisters and the four of them began harmonizing with the orchestra
“Arista!” Arista sprung out of a clamshell and began singing.
“Andrina!” The sixth daughter of Triton emerged and the audience quieted in anticipation, eager to see Judy emerge and perform for the first time.
“And Judy!” The last clamshell on the floor creaked open to reveal nothing but water. The crowd gasped.
“Where did Judy go?!” Sebastian groaned, burying his head in his claws. Triton frowned and looked at his older daughters.
“Do any of you know where she went?” He demanded. The sisters exchanged a few looks and shrugged at their father.
“Where does that child always disappear to?” Triton sighed.
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Judy popped her head over the ridge and looked down at the wrecked ship below.
“Check it out Flounder!” She whispered excitedly, “I wonder what’s in there?”
“Nothin’ good.” Flounder, a bright yellow fish with blue stripes, replied nervously, “Well, it was fun coming down to see it, but—”
“You don’t want to go inside?” Judy asked, “C’mon Flounder, it’ll be fun!”
“What if there are sharks down there?” He asked nervously. Judy looked back down at the ship and the surrounding area.
“It doesn’t look like there are any sharks.” She replied, “And we swam all this way to get here.”
“Yeah, but, I don’t know…” He trailed off uncertainly. Judy sighed.
“I guess I’ll just go by myself.” She said, slumping her shoulders and swimming towards the wreck. Flounder watched her drift towards the ship and groaned.
“Fine.” He muttered, “Judy wait for me!” The merbunny spun around and lit up as her brightly colored friend swam towards her.
“I knew you couldn’t resist!” She crowed.
“Yeah, yeah.” Flounder replied, rolling his eyes, “Let’s just check it out really quick and then leave ok?” Judy nodded her head and slipped inside the ship through a porthole. Flounder tried to follow, but got stuck halfway through.
“Uh, Judy?” He called, trying to squirm the rest of the way through, “Could you help me a little.”
“Of course Flounder.” Judy giggled as the fish struggled. She grabbed one of his outstretched fins and yanked on it, hard, pulling him fully into the interior of the boat.
“Wow, uh, this is nice.” He said nervously, looking around the gloomy, rotting ship.
“Isn’t it great?” Judy said, oblivious to his discomfort. The excited merbunny swam through the ship, searching for its hidden treasures.
“Oooo! Look at this one!” She said, picking up a metallic four-pronged object, “What do you think it is?”
“I don’t know.” Flounder replied, swimming up to get a closer look, “I bet Scuttle can tell us what it is though!” Judy nodded enthusiastically and put the object in the pouch she was carrying. She swam up into the second level of the ship, closely followed by Flounder.
“We should probably get going Judy.” He said as they swam, “What if some sharks come by?”
“No sharks are going to come by.” Judy scoffed, “We can’t leave yet, there’s still so much to explore!”
“I don’t know.” Flounder said as Judy picked up a strange, curved, hollow object with a well at one end. Judy continued to ignore the fish’s reticence, inspecting the newfound treasure intensely. Out of the corner of his eye, Flounder noticed a flash of movement outside of the boat.
“Judy.” He began, “I think something’s out there.”
“Stop being such a worrywart Flounder!” Judy complained, “We’ll be fine!” Flounder swam closer to a hole in the side of the boat to get a better look at the surrounding ocean.
“SHARK!!!” He yelled, shooting away from the wall as the enormous predator rammed through it. Judy shoved her latest find into her bag and took off after Flounder, trying to escape the carnivorous beast. They wove their way through the rotted wreckage of the ship, slowly getting further and further away from their hunter. Just as they rounded a bend and thought they had escaped, the shark burst up from underneath the wooden floor, almost catching Flounder in its serrated teeth. As the pair turned to flee, Judy’s pouch was wrenched from her grasp, getting caught on a spur of broken wood. She paused as Flounder swam away, glancing between the oncoming shark and the bag of collectibles. At the very last moment, Judy propelled herself towards the bag, grabbed it, and shot upwards to avoid the snapping jaws of the shark. She continued to tear after Flounder, the shark, mere inches behind her, snapping at her tail, trying to catch it in his jaws. As she swam, she drew closer and closer to the portholes they had originally used to enter the decrepit ship. Judy watched Flounder struggle through one of the openings and keep going. With a massive stroke of her tail, Judy flew through the opening and let loose a sigh of relief. That relief was short lived as the ravenous creature tore through the soft, rotted wood to renew the chase. Judy swam away, leading the shark up and around a wooden pole before swimming through a narrow metal hoop. The massive shark tried to follow the elusive merbunny, but got stuck as he tried to swim through the metal ring.
“Whew.” Judy let loose another sigh of relief and relaxed, knowing that this time, she was actually safe.
“Not so scary now are ya?” She asked the enraged beast conversationally. The shark snapped its jaws angrily in response, glowering at the gloating bunny.
“You big bully!” Flounder accused the trapped shark. Judy waited a few more moments for her heartbeat to slow down and then tapped Flounder on the fin.
“Let’s go see Scuttle.” She said, “I want to find out what some of this stuff is.”
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Judy and Flounder surfaced near a single island, little more than a rock, that was inhabited only by a seagull living in the wreck of a crow’s nest.
“Merbunny off the port bow!” He shouted, looking at the pair through a reversed telescope. Judy swam up to him and reversed the telescope in his grasp.
“Well that was quite a swim.” Scuttle praised, “What can I do for you my girl?”
“Well, Flounder and I were searching a wrecked boat and we found some stuff.” Judy replied. The seagull’s eyes lit up.
“Do you mind if I take a look?” He asked excitedly. Judy shook her head.
“We were actually hoping you’d be able to help us figure out what some of it is.” She said sheepishly, handing the eager seagull the bag. He reached into the bag with one of his wings and rummaged around, finally extracting the long metal object with four tines.
“Oh, this, this is a good one!” He said, “It’s very rare, very valuable.”
“What is it?” Judy asked.
“This is a dinglehopper.” Scuttle replied, holding the object out proudly, “Humans use this little beauty to straighten their hair out. So they take it and twirl it around like so,” The bird placed the tines in the middle of his head, twirled it and yanked it out, causing his feathers to poof into a ridiculous afro, “and voiola, they’ve got a sleek and comfortable hair style.” He handed the object back to Judy and she held it in her paws, looking at it happily.
“A dinglehopper!” She murmured excitedly.
“What about this one?” Flounder asked, nudging the curved, hollow, wooden object towards the knowledgeable gull.
“Oh I haven’t seen one of these in years!” Scuttle said, seizing the object and marching across his little island, “This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous, snarfblatt!”
“Wow.” Judy and Flounder said in unison.
“These little babies go back to prehistoric times,” The gull continued, scooping water up in it and dumping it back in the ocean, “back before humans could speak. It got very boring. So they invented the snarfblatt to make wonderful music, like so.”
“Oh no.” Judy groaned as Scuttle blew into the pipe and hacked as he accidentally inhaled pieces of trapped seaweed, “I forgot all about the concert! My father’s gonna kill me!”
“The concert was today?!” Flounder gasped.
“I’m so sorry,” Judy began, snatching the snarfblatt from Scuttle’s wings, “but I have to go.” She shoved her prizes back into the bag and sped away from the tiny island, headed back towards her father’s palace.
“Come back anytime Judy!” Scuttle shouted after the fleeing merbunny.
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As the merbunny swam back to her father’s palace, she was watched from the shadows by two yellow-eyed eels. Far away, in a dank, gloomy cave, through the eyes of her assistants, watched a horrible creature, a terrifying fusion of octopus and honey badger.
“Look at Triton’s precious little daughter.” She tittered, watching Judy through the eyes of her eel helpers, “Swimming back to his little palace. It wouldn’t be fitting for her to be late to his little party.” She plucked a cowering shrimp from a dish and threw it into her mouth.
“Not that it’s a real party, in my time, now those were parties! Now look at me, wasted away to practically nothing! All my talent squandered and me, trapped out here in my little cave.” She paused and slithered around her cave on a mass of tentacles.
“Flotsam! Jetsam! Keep your eyes on Triton’s baby girl. She may be the key to his downfall.”
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“Young lady I cannot believe you missed Sebastian’s concert!” Triton scolded Judy.
“And neither can I!” Sebastian chimed in, crossing his claws angrily.
“But father—”
“It was completely irresponsible!” He continued, “All of your sisters were there! The whole kingdom was watching! How could you let us down like that?”
“I’m sorry father.” Judy apologized, “I lost track of time and we got held up, right Flounder?
“Huh?” Flounder asked, “Oh, yeah, well we were exploring, and it was really creepy, and then it was dark, and suddenly a shark appeared, and then we escaped, but then this seagull—”
“Seagull?” Triton asked, his voice low and angry, “Judy did you go to the surface again?”
“No, no, of course I didn’t.” She said quickly, shooting a glare at Flounder.
“You did, didn’t you?!” He exclaimed, “Judy, how many times do I have to tell you not to go up there?!”
“I really don’t see the harm in it father!” Judy argued, “I’ve done it before and nothing bad has happened!”
“That doesn’t mean nothing bad won’t happen!” He countered, “Judy, I love you, I don’t want those barbarians on the surface to pull you out of the water and eat you like a fish!”
“But I’m not a fish father! And they’re not barbarians!” She protested, “Even if they caught me, they’d know I wasn’t a fish and wouldn’t eat me!”
“Are you sure about that Judy? Because most fish are perfectly reasonable and articulate and they eat them anyways!!” He yelled back.
“Father, I’m not a child anymore, I’m 18!” She shouted, “When are you going to let me start making my own choices?!”
“So long as you live in my ocean, you obey my rules!” He shouted back. Judy glared at her father and swam out of the room, Flounder following in her wake. Her sisters, who had been waiting on the outskirts of the room began gossiping in low tones.
“Can you believe she just swam out like that?”
“I mean if any of us had done that—”
“Why does she have to be so different?”
Triton buried his head in his paws and sighed.
“Do you think I was too hard on her Sebastian?” He asked his composer, “I just want her to be safe.”
“She’s your daughter.” He responded, “You can be as hard on her as you want! In fact, being a little harder on her would be better! You give these teenagers an inch, and they swim all over you! If Judy was my daughter, I would show her who’s boss!” Triton nodded his head thoughtfully.
“You’re right Sebastian.”
“Of course I am.”
“Judy needs to be kept on a tight leash, I can’t give her any slack, otherwise, she’ll just keep going to the surface.”
“Exactly.”
“She’ll need constant supervision,” Triton mused, “Someone to watch her every move and keep her safe.”
“That’s an excellent idea!” Sebastian replied.
“Then we’re agreed, you can do it.” Triton said happily.
“What?!” Sebastian exclaimed.
“You can watch over her Sebastian!” Triton said excitedly, “I need someone I trust to prevent my daughter from being harmed, and you can do it!”
“Oh, well, I’m not sure I’m the best man for the job.” Sebastian backpedaled, “I mean, there are so many more qualified crustaceans alone, not to mention merfolk!”
“Nonsense!” Triton replied, clapping Sebastian on the back and sending him flying through the water, “I can think of no one better to look after my daughter than you Sebastian.”
“I am honored my lord.” Sebastian said unhappily, “When would you like me to start?”
“Right away!” Triton replied enthusiastically. Sebastian saluted his rule rand swam off to find Judy.
“Wonderful.” He muttered under his breath, “Now I have to deal with the unruly teenager.”
A/N: Hi! Yes, I wrote another fic for an AU. Oops. I also fiddled with the ages of the characters a bit to make it a little more manageable and relatable to Nick and Judy. Anyways, this series is a birthday present for the wonderful human being known as Trish, if you haven’t done so, go wish her a happy birthday right now. Hopefully I’ll be able to finish this story up as quickly as the last one, but who knows. Other than that, there’s not much. If anyone was wondering I made Ursula a honey badger because they are extraordinarily intelligent and nasty creatures who are also very resilient. So yeah, that about wraps this up for now, but you’ll get the next chapter soon. Thanks for reading!

simgeeky21  asked:

So, this is my first time doing this (I'm new, but I've already been sucked into the insanity that is Tumblr) but what about a S/O who goes to Britains Got Talent or something like that and got the golden buzzer or all chairs turn around in like, five seconds. You can choose what they do if it's something like BGT.

I LOOOOOOVE BGT/AGT!!!!!! AND IM BASING ALL OF THE AUDITIONS OFF OF MANDY HARVEY BECAUSE I LOVE HER AND SHE DESERVES THE WORLD OK!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY CHECK OUT HER AUDITION IT WILL HELP THE ASK MAKE SENSE!!!!!! (SORRY I ONLY DID THE UNDERTALE BROS FOR THIS BECAUSE IT WAS LONG AND THEIR REACTIONS WOULD PRETTY MUCH BE THE SAME AS THEIR SWAPPED COUNTERPARTS)


Undertale

Sans 

Sans is so excited and nervous for your audition. He’s acting as your interpreter for the audition and is currently running his hands down your arms to help calm you before walking on stage. He gives you a kiss before walking out with you. Your hand is shaking slightly in his as the bright lights of the set shine down upon the both of you. 

“Hello, and who do we have with us today?” Simon asks. Sans releases your hand and signs his words to you. He gives you a reassuring smile as you speak your answer. The judges look a little shocked at the signing and before the two of you know it, you’re explaining your back story. The judges look amazed as Sans joins them on the viewing platform. The room goes silent as you prepare, strumming on your guitar before singing. Sans couldn’t be more proud of you, watching you up on the stage singing your heart out. You reach the chorus of your song but you’re interrupted by a shower of golden confetti. Sans looks over to the judge’s table, looking in shock at Simon’s hand on the golden buzzer. He can barely stop himself from running up on stage and celebrating with you. You finish your performance, a bit shakily and with happy tears in your eyes. Once you’re finished, Sans is on the stage hugging you tightly. 

“i’m so proud of you sweetheart,” he says to you. Monster voices are the only ones you can hear due to their magic. You’re crying into his shoulder but manage to face the judges for their feedback. Sans signs their words to you, his smile never leaving his face (but for all the right reasons). 


Papyrus 

Papyrus was confused at the idea of the show but quickly fell in love with it! Of course, he is here to watch you audition, standing in the wings as you and your interpreter walk out on stage, telling your story to the judges! He’s practically buzzing in his spot, watching you talk to them about losing your hearing. When it comes time for you to start, he can’t help himself but cheer for you, knowing his voice will be heard by you due to magic. 

“YOU CAN DO IT Y/N! I BELIEVE IN YOU!” he shouts. You blush hard on stage, quickly explaining that you can hear your boyfriend talk because he is a monster and his magic allows his voice to be heard. This elicits aww’s from the judges and audience. Once you begin to sing though, the audience is cheering and clapping in awe. Papyrus had always loved your singing, often preventing himself from entering rooms when he can hear your voice coming from the room. As you perform, Tyra is shocked next to Papyrus, voicing her awe for his date mate! Papyrus tells her he loves your voice but is cut off by a buzzer and raining gold confetti. He can’t help himself as he runs onto stage, cheering for you as you stop performing to react to the golden buzzer. You leap into his awaiting arms and he swings you around, shouting his praises for you! Of course you would get the ultimate pass for the show! 

anonymous asked:

Do you have any theme recs for an indie/multi-muse account? x

hi hello i definitely do !! i think it’d be good to check out these two tags ( x, x) on my blog, but my personal faves are 

i. hylia by @nintcndos (lowkey ,, i love every theme made by ari so pls check out her theme tag here

ii. hufflepuff by @desveladas (ok ok i truly do love all her themes as well so pls check out her theme tag here

iii. rosen by @simplyrps is super cute tbh & perfect as an indie theme ??

iv. delicate by @astraeawrites is honestly a+++ for indies & also hella pretty !! 

v. lastly, both kisa v.02 & heavenly v.02  by @mangitos are def recs as well since they’re my go-to themes tbh akghjk 

i hope this helped, but feel free to send me another message if you’d like more suggestions !! 

anonymous asked:

In your ml witch AU tikki is a high council witch but also the broom? Can you elaborate? I'm a bit confused.....

of course! so the story goes, each of the high council (aka the kwamis) choose an apprentice who they think is strong in magic to train. magic, however, isn’t something know to the public, which leads to tikki having to disguise/ hide herself. she normally goes for the broom form, especially when mari is going on witch quests, her and mari’s combined magic leads to simple travel through the air (and tikki likes the cliche broom-flight trope the humans made up, she thinks it’s cute)

however tikki can’t always be a broom, because it would be a bit strange if mari was seen carrying a broom around with her everywhere, so when going out, she can transform into something small and simple like a brooch or even a little ladybug, of course. there are a few setbacks of this, one- magic is limited. even though tikki is extremely old and powerful, she has her breaking points. she can’t stay transformed for more than 13 hours at a time, and is her normal self as much as she can be when her and mari are alone. two- she has to really concentrate on what she wishes to become, the broom is easy for her by now but if you ask her to become something on the spot it can lead to some…weird circumstances 

honestly i don’t know how they haven’t been busted yet, haha! it can be confusing, i didn’t get to put much backstory and lore (especially about the council!) in the first post, i hope this clears things up a bit! thank you so much for the ask!