cheat on meat

  • Stan: They've been laughin' since I can't remember
  • But they're not gonna laugh anymore
  • No more "Stanley the Geek", no more "Goof of the Week" like before
  • Kenny: No more algebra tests 'til September
  • Cartman: No more lookin' at losers like him (points to Kyle)
  • Butters: No more havin' to cheat
  • Kyle: No more mystery meat
  • Craig: No more gym!
  • Token: No more gym!
  • Tweek: No more gym!
  • Clyde: NO MORE GYM!
  • Bebe: Gonna move to the mall
  • Nichole: Gonna live in the pool
  • Stan: Gonna talk to Wendy and not feel like a fool
  • Chorus: 'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin'
  • Stan: After today, she'll be mine!
  • Chorus: After today my brains'll be snoozing
  • Stan: If I don't faint, I'll be fine!
  • Red and Annie: I've got forty more minutes of Home Economics
  • Jenny and Lola: Then down with the textbooks
  • Kevin: And up with the comics!
  • Stan: Just think of all the time I've been losing
  • Finding the right thing to say
  • Chorus: Things'll be goin' my way after today
  • Stan: She looked right through me
  • And who could blame her?
  • I need a new me
  • Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof
  • Chorus: : And after today I'm gonna be cruisin'
  • Goth Kids: No more pep rallies to cut
  • Blech!
  • Chorus: After today my brains'll be snoozing
  • Bus Driver: I'm gonna sit on my butt
  • Stan: I've got less than an hour
  • And when this is ended
  • I'll either be famous
  • Mr. Garrison: Or you'll be suspended!
  • Chorus: Just think of all the time I've been losing
  • Waiting until I could could say
  • Gonna be on my own
  • Kiss the parents good-bye
  • Gonna party from now 'til the end of July
  • Things'll be goin' my way
  • After today
  • Stan: I wish that this was the day
  • After today
Full song ahead:
  • Gumball: They’ve been laughin’ since I can’t remember,
  • But they’re not gonna laugh anymore.
  • No more “Gummy the Geek”,
  • No more “Goof of the Week”,
  • Like before…!
  • Tina: No more algebra tests ‘til September!
  • Jamie: No more lookin’ at losers like him!
  • Ocho: No more havin’ to cheat!
  • Clayton: No more mystery meat!
  • Idaho: No more gym!
  • Leslie: No more gym!
  • Anton: No more gym!
  • Joe: NO MORE GYM!
  • Masami: Gonna move to the mall!
  • Tobias: Gonna live in the pool!
  • Gumball: Gonna talk to Penny
  • And not feel like a fool!
  • Chorus: ’ Cause…
  • After today, I’m gonna be cruisin’!
  • Gumball: After today, she’ll be mine!
  • Chorus: After today, my brains’ll be snoozing!
  • Gumball: If I don’t faint, I’ll be fine!
  • Carmen and Teri: I’ve got forty more minutes,
  • Of Home Economics…
  • Alan and Bobert: Then down with the textbooks…
  • Sarah: And up with the comics!
  • Gumball: Just think of all the time I’ve been losin’,
  • Finding the right thing to say!
  • Gumball/Chorus: But things’ll be goin’ my way,
  • Chorus: After today!
  • Gumball: She looked right through me,
  • And who could blame her?
  • I need a new me,
  • Plus some positive proof
  • That I’m not just a goof!
  • And…
  • Gumball/Chorus: After today, I’m gonna be cruisin’
  • Carrie: No more pep rallies to cut, blech!
  • Gumball/Chorus: After today, my brains’ll be snoozin’!
  • Rocky: I’m gonna sit on my butt.
  • Gumball: I’ve got less than an hour,
  • And when this is ended,
  • I’ll either be famous…
  • Principal Brown: Or you’ll be suspended!
  • Gumball/Chorus: Just think of all the time I’ve been losin’
  • Waiting until I could could say…
  • Gonna be on my own,
  • Kiss the parents good-bye!
  • Gonna party from now
  • 'til the end of July!
  • Things’ll be goin’ my way,
  • After today!!!
  • Gumball: I wish that this was the day,
  • After today.

anonymous asked:

is it normal for me to be worried that my boyfriend will cheat or meat someone while hes on vacation? hes never showed me anything but loyalty and is amazing to me i just cant help but have these thoughts.. any advice for me to get over feeling this way?

It’s normal to have anxiety if your partner is away from you for a while, particularly if you aren’t used to it. There’s sort of an oversaturation of stories about infidelity and cheating and other horror stories, and it’s easy to let it get into your head. My advice would be to try not to do the stereotypical stalkery-partner stuff - if you find yourself tempted to comb through his social media and scour the page of someone he’s added as a friend on facebook, or accuse him of anything with meagre evidence, or interrogate him about his day, or anything else you would categorise as “irrational possessive partner behaviour,” stop yourself, take a deep breath, and try to distract yourself - remember that it will only make things worse to try and be sneaky or accusative. It’s also important not to read too much into things - people tend to be busy on vacation, so if he doesn’t have time to talk, it’s likely just because he’s having fun, or he’s tired after a long day, not because he’s doing something illicit. Try not to jump to any negative conclusions without first ruling out the completely harmless ones. 

As with anything, it’s important to be honest with your boyfriend about how you’re feeling, obviously without being accusative and ensuring him you know he’s loyal and you aren’t feeling this way because of anything he’s done, and he should be able to reassure you. 

I hope you feel better soon 💞

Attempt to correct me if you think I’m wrong but isn’t eating imitation meat cheating for vegetarians/vegans?

Like I get really mad when I see tofu that tastes ‘just like chicken!’ or whatever the ever living fuck ‘vegan cheese’ is. 

Because let’s be real here, you made a choice and that choice didn’t include cheese or the taste of meat. You don’t get to have the best of both worlds, stop being a pussy and eat your bland tofuburger.