cheap mom

i want to print screencaps and fanart of jedtavius onto iron-on transfer paper and make a whole shirt/jacket that i can wear around the house just because my dad made a comment about jedediah and octavius just being friends

Bruised and Battered Chapter 10

Dean Winchester x Reader

1100 Words

Story Summary: Being friend with Sam and Dean Winchester had been the best part of your life. But then they were gone, and you had nothing to distract you from the physical and verbal abuse from your parents. Years pass, and your parents suddenly vanish. When Sam and Dean come help to find them, you aren’t sure what they will do when they discover your dark past.

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Waking up, you could immediately tell your parents were back. There was the distinct smell of alcohol filling the room, along with the cheap, disgusting perfume your Mom had always worn. Without opening your eyes, you could hear the grunts and moans, and with a sense of dread, you knew exactly what was going on.

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cost of betta fish: $5.99 wow so cheap

cost of buying a tank, a filter, a heater, lighting, substrate, a bucket, siphon pump, enrichment, food, salt, medicine, a net, plants, water test kits, decor, upgrading the tank to a larger size, upgrading it to a community tank and adding more fish, stress, the knowledge you’re never going to stop: millions of tears (also probably like $300)

  • Neil: *after losing to Max at a video game* That's CHEAP!
  • Max: Your mom's cheap.
  • Neil: Yeah, well, YOUR MOM'S-
  • Neil: ...
  • Max: Yes?
  • Neil: Never mind.
  • Max: No, please continue, I want to hear what you were going to say about my dead mother. The mother that's dead. My mom's dead.
  • Neil: I'm so fucking sorry.
  • Max: You'd better be, asshole.
file GJLV56 source: Sungwoon's desk

Wanna One mafia members’ company issued transport

Jisung: White toyota corolla (because its a cheap mom car thats also comfy semi reliable and easy to replace. his children have wrecked twelve of these but its all ok theres about thirty in the garage)
Sungwoon: Inconspicuous but cool black minivans (theres roughly ten of these lying around, different models equipped with different features, just dont touch the nissan in the back theres bombs in it)
Minhyun: bulletproof tesla or lowkey sportscar (he just gotta make a statement ok also minki bought him the sportscars and you cant be a mafia boss without it)
Seongwoo: silvery ferrari (with machine gun installed. probably gives daniel rides and likes to impress girls with his car like oh yeah its a ferrari and theres a dangerous built in weapon)
Jaehwan: taxi cab vouchers (he cant drive ok and hes not really the face of the mafia anyway so might as well let him do karaoke to some annoyed taxi driver)
Daniel: jisung (jisungs his mom he just calls him up for rides the kid probably just hitches rides from anyone all it takes is a smile)
Jihoon: bakery van/minhyun’s sportscars (lowkey has to drive minhyun places but also a little bit of a showoff. sportscars are for wink attacks downtown and bakery vans are for getaway driving uptown)
Woojin: feet (hes a hacker he works indoors but if he needed emergency transport he could prob break in and hotwire a car anyway)
Jinyoung: bakery van (its a cover day job yall but no ones gonna stop the shy boy ad search the van for bodies also you can prob just live in it)
Daehwi: Cherry red moped (yall already know this kid likes to do things in style. likes to take jinyoung on rides with him and also can take alias as take out boy)
Guanlin: Bus pass (a junior spy and student only needs to get to school and work. simple and does the job. swaggy rapper takes the subway)

Ftw with these fucking fidget spinners and the damn parents who bought them for their kids without knowing what they were for.

I had a teacher come through my checkout line the other day and chastised the fidget spinners and when I said “well they were made to help kids focus in class who have adhd–” she just cut me off and said “no they werent. They are a problem and kids just play with them.”

This lady wouldnt even listen to me when I tried explaining “yeah the regular kids ruined them for the kids with adhd/autism bc they are using them as toys”.

& honestly, fuck the dumb ones who choke on their cheap fidget spinners & their moms freak the fuck out on social media over it. Like idk maybe know not to give your child the latest fad if you know they are a dumb shit and they’ll try to eat it???

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Prompt: Smoking in the boy's room

Jonathan had no idea how he’d gotten to this point, how it had gone from awkward hang outs with Nancy as the buffer to Steve inviting him just about everywhere with or without Nancy. Steve was the closest thing Jonathan had ever had to a best friend, and the best part was that Steve seemed just as eager about it as Jonathan was.

Steve passes by his locker, he leans against the one next to his and smiles at Jonathan. He gives his own small smile in return, adjusting his books and taking out the one he needs.

“Hey,” Steve prods him in the arm with his fingers, Jonathan hums as he picks up his folder and shoves it in his bag. “Meet me in the bathroom before class, okay?” He asks, and Jonathan glances over at him with a frown. 

“Um… All right.” He agrees, and Steve gives him a pleased smile before sauntering off down the hall. 

Jonathan waits a bit until following, stepping into the bathroom and passing one guy on his way out. Steve is combing his hair in the mirror delicately, Jonathan scuffs the toe of his sneaker on the tile and Steve turns around with a grin, he steps past Jonathan and locks the bathroom door.

“What’s up?” Jonathan asks awkwardly, watching as Steve pulls a pack of cigarettes from his pocket. It’s not the cheap kind like his mom buys, it’s the good stuff, primo smokes. 

“Can’t I just hang out with my buddy and have a couple of smokes?” He questions, holding out a cigarette between his fingers and smiling brightly. He pulls out a lighter and sparks the end of his cigarette with practiced ease.

“Guess so,” He shrugs, takes the cigarette and slips it between his lips, leaning forward to let Steve light it up with his own. Their faces are momentarily close, and their eyes meet for a fleeting moment before Steve chuckles quietly and leans back.

They end up sitting across from each other in the middle of the floor, puffing on their cigarettes and staying pretty quiet. It’s not strange for Jonathan, but it is a little odd for Steve.

“Weed is better,” Jonathan comments, and Steve snorts.

“Yeah it is, but we can cover cigarette smell with cologne… The weed you smoke is grade A, it reeks, man.” He snickers, and Jonathan shrugs casually and sighs out a breath of smoke.

“It’s worth it,” He admits, and Steve nods his head. They’re quiet for another moment, and then Steve is staring at him intently. 

“Can I do something crazy?” He asks, and Jonathan frowns but nods his head warily. 

Steve sits up on his knees and shuffles closer, he sinks down shoulder to shoulder with Jonathan and turns his head slowly. They’re suddenly gazing into each other’s eyes, their cigarettes hanging loosely from their fingers.

“Is this something crazy?” Jonathan inquires softly, Steve shakes his head.

“No, but this is.” He leans in and their lips are pressed together, just a press, and then he leans back and takes another huff of his cigarette. Jonathan almost drops his own, takes in a few quiet breaths as he wraps his head around what just happened.

“I’ve seen crazier,” He mumbles after a moment of quiet, and Steve laughs softly before squeezing Jonathan’s shoulder. 

IM SO ANGRY AAARGH I HATE WHEN PARENTS USE MY MONEY LIKE HEY, YOU HAVE A JOB, A LOT OF MONEY AND CLEAR MIND. WHY ARE YOU USEING MY MONEY??? JUST STOP BUYING ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THIS LIKE “IM YOUR PARENT, SO GIVE ME YOUR MONEY, FREEDOM AND GOOD MOOD. OHH? YOU DON’T LIKE IT? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU LITTLE SHIT” WHAT A SHITTY THOUGHT WHO SAID THAT PARENTS COULD USE CHILDREN LIKE SLAVES YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN I SAID THAT I WANT A SHORT CUT, MY MOM SAID “AT YOUR 18TH BIRTHDAY” 6 MONTHS LATER SHE SAID THAT SHE WOULD NEVER ALLOW THIS LIKE KISS MY ASS, MOM, I WILL DO WHAT I WANT IM READY FOR BLUE, PINK, BLACK, YELLOW, GREEN AND RED HAIR IM READY FOR A TATTOO AND IM READY TO KICK MOM’S ASS HATE RUSSIA AND ITS FUCKING RELATIONSHIP

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post: pets are living beings and require certain minimum levels of care to be treated humanely

someone: i guesssss op hates poor ppl and thinks they don’t deserve pets

see the funny thing is that i’ve seen rich people take REALLY shitty care of pets. like, rich people are the type to get some basic goldfish bowl for their betta and not think anything of it. they’re the type to keep “exotic pets” even though they can’t be properly vaccinated and present a health risk to all humans and animals who come into contact with them.

does a minimum level of care require some money to be spent? yes! certain pets require a certain amount of equipment and medical care. because pets are living beings and deserve a life that is possible to live. if you want to take on responsibility for any living being, you are saying you will provide that for them. my god

Hey @the universe i find it highly ironic that i finally force myself to draw and paint and it’s going really well and then the 3 yr old snaps the stylus


It’s been cracked but working for almost a year, I’ve dropped it numerous times, the 3 and 5 yr old have taken the phone numerous times

But i dose off next to the 3 yr old, and she breaks it

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