Vercey: *sobbing with make up streaming down his face*
Vality: oh no what’s wrong!
Dremy: he lost his sash-
Vercey: moNSIEUR SASH TO YOU!
Dremy: I’m sorry. He lost Monsieur Sash.
Vality: oh I’m sorry I didn’t tell you, but I saw it was dirty and full of holes so I patched him up and put him in the washer.
Vercey: you sweet summer child.