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Vercey: *sobbing with make up streaming down his face*

Vality: oh no what’s wrong!

Dremy: he lost his sash-

Vercey: moNSIEUR SASH TO YOU!

Dremy: I’m sorry. He lost Monsieur Sash.

Vality: oh I’m sorry I didn’t tell you, but I saw it was dirty and full of holes so I patched him up and put him in the washer.

Vercey:

Vercey: you sweet summer child.

Rita Skeeter: Hi- I’m doing a special tenth anniversary report on the battle of Hogwarts. Tell me, what do you think Harry Potter’s greatest achievement is- defeating he-who-must-not-be-named the first time, the second time, winning the triwizard tournament, slaying the basilisk?

Literally all of Harry’s classmates: There’s no need to call me sir, Professor.

  • me when an unfamiliar cat lets me pet it: ❤💛💙💓💗❤💛💜💛❤ my day 💙💚💛❤💛💙💓💗💕 has been made 💓💓💛💙💛💖💖💕❤❤💛💜💜💚💗💞
  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: finnick odair is viewed widely as a superficial character who was only self-obsessed and okay with being a killer, but really he survived the hunger games as the youngest ever winner, went through that much trauma and survived at 14 years old, grew up to fall in love with an emotionally damaged girl who had gone through what he had, yet she had turned out more externally damaged, grew close with a sweet old woman, was willing to protect her with his life and literally physically carried her on his back in the games, despite the risk to himself, stood with the rebellion against the Capitol even though he was their darling, publicly defied and spilled secrets about the president, married that same damaged girl he loved even in the middle of a war and had a child who he never got to meet, helped a psychologically damaged and unrecognizable Peeta and defended him, protected his friends and team against the lizard mutts, and actually begged for Katniss to throw a bomb down where he was, because he knew that it would save her and the rest of the team, even though he would die.
  • Me : *washes my face frequently*
  • Me : *washes my makeup off completely*
  • Me : *uses face masks to care for my skin*
  • Me : *drinks water to stay hydrated*
  • Me : *moisturizes*
  • Skin : *allows one tiny pimple to show*
  • Me : You ungrateful fucking child. How dare you. After all I've given you, this is how you repay me?
  • dumbledore: lupin! been a while. want to be our defense against the dark arts professor?
  • lupin: isn't that position cursed?
  • dumbledore: ...yes
  • lupin: hmm. is sniv- severus still there?
  • dumbledore: .....yes
  • lupin: and james' son?
  • dumbledore: yes, harry would be your student
  • lupin: lmao this is gonna be hilarious i'm in