chat up lines

Romance As Gaeilge

Is thú mo ghrá - You are my love

Táim craicéailte fút - I’m mad about you

Is tú grá geal mo chroí - You are the bright love of my heart.

Is tú mo mhuirnín -  You are my darling.

Tá tú ‘breathnú go hálainn anocht, a chailín, do ghlúine, go háirithe -   

You look beautiful tonight girl, your knees especially.

Is tú mo chuisle - You are my pulse.  

(A) Stórín - Darling.  

(A) Leanbh - Baby.


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Legolas: Um…I… I have something to ask you…

You: What?

Legolas: *clears throat* er, well, um… did it hurt?

You: I’m sorry? Did what hurt??

Legolas: *fumbles nervously* um… when you… fell from heaven??

You: i… i dont understand, what?

Legolas: because, err, you look like an angel to me *furiously blushes*

You: *giggles* oh my God Legolas did you get that from Aragorn?

Aragorn: *laughs heartily from other side of room*

Legolas: So, do you want to go for a drink?

You: Come on then, you big pumpkin


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