What SVTFOE Season 2 has Done to our Sweet Children
Stepped her toe out the closet; it was a magical experience for everyone involved. Acquired 16 years of badassery training. Lost her best friend/source of summer fun overnight.
Gained the father figure he always wanted for two entire days, and it only cost him his soul.
Was slowly stripped of her capacity to chill and learned to access the Avatar State of Emotional Breakdowns on command in the process.
Promoted from bland love interest with two lines to lesbian stereotype love interest and walking plot device. Wanted to try a go at the fabled childhood friend romance, but got roped into an angsty love triangle instead. 100% did not ask for her life to turn into a soap opera, what the hell, Cupid?
Got two (2) homoerotic episodes. Left the rest to the fanfiction writers.
Made her first appearance and broke up with her boyfriend 6,784 times.
Lives and breathes off Marco being upset, but has discovered her one weakness: Star being upset.
Took her boyfriend to a couple of /clubs/ last month. [90s laugh track]
I was FROZEN today!
["The Boys Are Back in Town" plays on repeat for 10 hours]