Mikasa: Eren–

Levi: He’s not here.

Eren: Yes I am?

Levi: Eren what the fuck

Mikasa: Oh my god, did you…?

Mikasa: You took his virginity?

Levi: You think I’d do that?

Eren: But you did and that’s why I didn’t show up for training–

Levi: I swear to fucking god, Jaeger.

Mikasa: So you… You fucked him?

Levi: Jesus, no, that kinda shit is filthy

Eren: Actually we switched, so…?

Levi: oh my god eren