chasing quotes

  • Nico: who decided skeletons are scary like??? You have a skeleton, do not be afraid of yourself
  • Leo: but they aren't supposed to exit the meat

Percy: You’re going to ace this test.

Annabeth: [stressed out] You think that because you love me. And love has made you dumb.

Percy: I disagree. If anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Annabeth: That was big. I was really proud of you.

More “Percy the Chef”

  • Magnus: *jokingly* So how's the prettiest person in the world?
  • Alex: I dunno. How are you?
  • Magnus: *chokes*
  • Alex: *oops* jUST rEmeMBeRED!!¡¡ pOTTerY tO Do!!!! gOTtA gO!!!
  • Alex: *walks away*
  • Magnus: Did she really mean that?
  • Alex: Did I really mean that?