chasin hoes

my mom has no chills
  • I wanted to share our little conversation about Johnson's tweet with you
  • me: Johnson has the best tweet ever
  • mom: What?
  • me: He tweeted last year that 'I got asthma I can't be chasin hoes' *starting to laugh so hard*
  • mom: That's a lie! When someone has asthma they can run! Your brother has asthma and he is a good athlete! Tell him that he can run!
  • I'm literally crying my ass out there, my mom is the best.