my mom has no chills
- I wanted to share our little conversation about Johnson's tweet with you
- me: Johnson has the best tweet ever
- mom: What?
- me: He tweeted last year that 'I got asthma I can't be chasin hoes' *starting to laugh so hard*
- mom: That's a lie! When someone has asthma they can run! Your brother has asthma and he is a good athlete! Tell him that he can run!
- I'm literally crying my ass out there, my mom is the best.