wait i am a loser UUUUUUM i choose u, l4d fandom (p.s. i guess include special infected or something? d;lj;lj)
character i’d like to see in a flower crown: i can’t pick one. i think all of them. coach, ellis, nick and rochelle with just one big flower crown joining them together in a bizarre, deranged human centipede-like phenomenon.
character i’d like to see have an emotional breakdown: nick.
character i’d like to see get punched in the face: nick. wow i promise i actually kinda like him.
character most likely to sing along to journey songs in the car: when it comes to midnight riders in jimmy gibbs’ jr stock car, ellis is blaring them out and singing along. ro and nick beg coach to make him stop but coach joins in.
character who refuses to pull over and ask for directions on roadtrips: as if anyone else but ellis would get to drive (he ain’t giving up the wheel even in a zombie apocalypse man). nick otherwise can u imagine
character who always stubs their toes on the washing machine: nick goddamn. you can hear every time rochelle stubs her toe, though (son of a BEE STING)
character who changes their starbucks order ten times: ellis because remember that one time keith went to one of those fancy coffee chains and- (“ellis sweetie, can this wait?”)
character who shows up late for everything: nick to spite everyone.
character who is the worst kisser: ellis. i was going to make a really bad nellis joke here but i’m glad i wasn’t able to do that.
character who takes 45 minutes showers: nick
character who gets most bent out of shape over the pronunciation of gif: not answering this one it’s boring