sometimes i forget twain and dave arent the perfect couple and that one is a cat loving murderer specializing in explosives and the other is a preening git with more than a mild obsession with cleaning products
SWEETIE, YOU’LL BE FINE. YOU’VE TAKEN LIKE DAY LONG BATHS AT THAT HASN’T HAPPENED. DON’T WORRY, JUST BE GLAD IT HASN’T HAPPENED YET.
but what if i fall asleep in the bath and you go out clubbing without me and hook up with an attractive six foot black bartender and dont come home until the next evening and ive been in there ever since 2pm previous day