This is a Vicky Pattison appreciation post, because last episode we were told that Vicky would not return to the Geordie Shore house.

I’ve heard rumours that she will be back by episode 5 or 6. But since these are only rumours, I’d like to pay tribute to Vicky, her brutal honesty, her amazing one-liners and just the things she says in general. She’s been a witty, slightly pessimistic and surprisingly wise member of the group.

Yeah, Vicky’s done such a good job of biting her tongue, not.

…But we love her for it. Thanks for the laughs, Vicky.