charlie shakes it up

How to make a Disney Channel show (aka, Disney is obsessed with using the same set of characters over and over again)

Many people feel the need to have a really smart character. It’s important that the girls look flawless, but the guys should look like as much of a geek as possible.

To make the above character look smarter, you can add a dumb character. Make sure to give them a very confused facial expression as often as possible, and let them ask questions that should be obvious for someone their age.

You’ll always need a guy who’s character relies for about 50 % on their looks. Why else would anyone watch the show?

To match the  hot guys, you’ll need a girl who is so flawless, you begin to feel like they can’t possibly be real.

The audience needs someone to laugh at, right? This is where you add either a character who is incapable of understanding the word “no” or a character who is just considered a “loser” by most people. And try not to give them too much character development.

But to keep the smart person from seeming boring, we need the rebel friends who doesn’t care about grades, and who always get’s their friend in trouble. But don’t worry, you can always fix it up with a sappy apologizing scene at the end.

There has to be some kind of official antagonist. My suggestion, is you go with Matteus Ward, or at least someone who looks like him. Or you can go with a stereotypical blonde girl.

Every show needs grownups. Keep them there for, comic relief, embaressing the kids, being protective, giving deep motivational speeches and cry upon realizing that their kid’s are growing up.



He’s actually the butler

Not a parents. He’s their sensei.

Not a parent. He’s an uncle.

Add a couple of cute kids and animals

Or if everything fails, just throw in a bunch of boyfriends and girlfriends that we’re all gonna forget anyway.

Or, you know, do something original instead

Here’s trailers to all the shows I’ve been using. 

Good Luck Charlie

Pair of Kings (not a good version)

Shake it up

Jessie 

A.N.T Farm

Lab Rats 

Austin and Ally 

Dog with a blog 

Liv and Maddie 

Kickin It 

I didn’t do it

Girl meets world

Mighty Med 

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I just wanted to give a sum-up of how every modern disney show is exactly the same.

Let me get this straight

Suite life of Zack & Cody, suite life on deck, Hannah Montana, that’s so raven, wizards of waverly place, ant farm, austin & ally, Jessie, Cory in the house, shake it up, good luck charlie and ultimate spider-man are ALL IN THE SAME UNIVERSE.

Lost in the Dark

Summary: Fairytales and fables exist for a reason. James knows too well; he’s the main character of one. 

Pairing: demon!Bucky Barnes x princess!Reader

Warnings: language, suspense [it’s not that scary tbh]

Word Count: 2.4k

A/N: Here is my submission for my hoe’s @rotisserierogers writing challenge. Sorry that it sucks; I am no good when it comes to scary things, so hopefully y’all like it? [prompt is bolded] | masterlist

Originally posted by enchanted-forests


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Disney Channel

Aries : The Suite Life on Deck

Taurus : Wizards of Waverly Place

Gemini : Sonny with a Chance

Cancer : Hannah Montana

Leo : Shake it Up

Virgo: Jonas Brothers

Libra: Jessie

Scorpio : Good Luck Charlie

Sagittarius : Austin and Ally

Capricorn : A.N.T. Farm

Aquarius : Kickin It

Pisces : Dog with a Blog

Interruptions.

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It was a week after their classes’ Ski Lodge trip where Lucas and Riley had finally became official. Everything was falling in place and was starting to feel normal again. No more angst or unspoken feelings. There was just one thing that was weighing on both of their minds and that was a kiss.

They had only ever kissed once, it was on the subway for their first date way back in 7th grade. It was short and sweet which unfortunately set the tone for their relationship that year. Super sweet but short lived.

They were older now and actually together and they couldn’t help but wonder when the next one would happen. They hardly ever had alone time together.
Lucas for sure thought it was going to happen on the Ski trip but her parents and Uncle were around and all of their classmates. Every time they thought they were alone someone would pop up and ruin the moment.

Riley hoped it would happen that day when he walked her home, but as he leaned in to kiss her goodbye, her Uncle Josh opened the door and interjected the kiss with his hand between their faces. It was starting to get a bit ridiculous. She knew they meant well but she was 15 now and this was her first boyfriend, they knew this would happen eventually.

At school it wasn’t any better. They both assumed that now that they were a couple their friends would give them some space but that wasn’t the case at all. 

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Blanket Thief (Charlie McAvoy)

Anonymous said:

Omg that was amazing!! Since there’s not that much written about him, I’d like to request another one: basically it’s freezing in Boston and he keeps taking the readers sheets during the night bc he’s cold, so she gets up and tries to sleep on the couch or something, but he feels bad and they cuddle (Charlie mcavoy again haha) hope that made sense

Word count: 754

Author’s note: Damn Tumblr, back at it again with the lack of McAvoy gifs

Originally posted by jackeichels


It’s freezing in Boston.

Of course, this isn’t some groundbreaking piece of news. It’s usually pretty cold in Boston during the winter months. But today, the high was only five degrees, something that you’re not all too thrilled about. When night falls, though, it’s absolutely bitter out. It seems like no matter how many layers you throw on or how high you turn the temperature, it still remains just as cold in the apartment as it is outside. You’re sure that it seems like you’re being dramatic, but you’re just a naturally cold person, so cold weather doesn’t really agree with you.

When you and Charlie had first gone to bed, it had been nice. You were warm in a pair of fluffy sweatpants and one of Charlie’s hoodies, a pile of blankets on top of both of you and Charlie’s arms slung around you. You had easily fallen asleep, being warm for the first time all day.

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I’m a lady, that’s why.

Pairings/characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel, Charlie Sister!Reader, Charlie x Reader (if I told you I was writing a different pairing I’m sorry!)

Word count: 716ish because I like to make changes literally right before I post it, so those didn’t get counted.

Warnings: None

A/N:  This is my submission for @katymacsupernatural’s Wish Upon A Star challenge. My prompt was no. 12 “Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them!” which is bolded in the fic. It’s so late, but I really like it! 


Tonight is movie night and it’s mine and Charlie’s turn to pick the movie, which the boys always hate, but we just laugh menacingly.

Muahahaha.

“C’mon, Y/N, please pick a decent movie,” Dean groaned at me as I flipped through the different movies in our movie box, occasionally hold one up to Charlie who would shake her head. I giggled at Dean’s pleas, but continued searching.

“Why don’t you take Sam into the kitchen and the two of you can get the snacks ready,” Charlie told Dean, smiling deviously.

Dean rolled his eyes with a huff, but took Sam with him into the kitchen to start making popcorn.

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so the word is out that charlie sheen was the one who sexually assaulted corey haim back when they filmed lucas together.

happy one year | neil dresner (speakeasy tonight)

TITLE: Happy One Year
PAIRING: Neil Dresner x Reader/MC
FANDOM: Lovestruck (Voltage), Speakeasy Tonight
WARNING: NSFW, smut
GENRE: Fluff, smut, romance.
SUMMARY: It’s Neil’s first year anniversary with MC. He’s waiting for you to go out to dinner with him but it’s taking quite the delay. What happens when Neil comes upstairs to your room and finds out what you’re doing?

A/N: yo yo, first fic/one-shot!! please tell me what you think. this also may be slightly ooc but this is after neil meets the mc so i have plenty excuses to write about lovesick!neil oops (and also kINKY NEIL). apologies for any spelling errors!!


He waited for her. Neil didn’t care how long it would take but he had to wait. He knew that when MC came out, she would take his breath away. He never had high expectations on how she looked anyways. But today was a special day. It was their first year anniversary as a couple.

So here he was, leaning on his car door. His ankles were crossed and he had a cigarette dangling on his lips. He hoped some of the ashes didn’t get onto his suit but Neil needed this to calm his nerves. The drags he took from the cig was as long as the time it took for his girlfriend to get ready. They weren’t in a rush since he already had reservations for MC’s favorite restaurant. Though this hunger needed to be satiated and now was the time to get some fancy grub.

But alas, Neil’s patience was wearing thin and decided that he should knock on the door to both hers and Charlie’s house. Dropping the cigarette, Neil stamped on it and made his way to her doorstep. Neil gave it a defiant knock.

Might as well introduce myself.

“MC? It’s Neil.” He shouted at the door.

A couple of footsteps later and he was greeted with the sight of Charlie instead. Neil gave a nod.

“Hello, Charlie. Is MC there?” He asked, an eyebrow raised.

“Hello back, Neil. And yes, she’s just upstairs. You can give her a surprise visit if you tell me why you’re in sucha crisp suit this afternoon.” Charlie let out a chuckled and poked at Neil’s tux. Neil laughed slightly and smiled at him.

“I thought MC told you?”

Charlie gave a shake of his head, “That MC has been bottling up some things this past week. I tried to pry her open but nothing.”

Neil gave a small frown. “Well, it’s our first year anniversary together and I’m here to pick her up for a special dinner.” And a possible love-making session back at my place. But Neil kept his mouth shut on that.

He could hear a slight gasp coming out of Charlie’s lips. “No wonder why she didn’t say anything.”

“Excuse me?” Neil asked.

“She knows me to be a bit of a romantic myself. MC must have thought that I would have blown this little gathering of yours and turned it into a wedding of sorts, rathering than justa simple anniversary.”

Neil knew that in Charlie’s prime, he was known to be a flirt and had some iconic flings that were still talked about behind Charlie’s back in the Ice Box. All Neil could say was, “A wedding?” His eyes slightly widened and his mouth was gaping.

“Bah, forget it. Everything will be jake as long as you talk to her. Come inside.” Charlie motioned Neil to enter their house and Neil gave a small thank you before heading upstairs to check up on MC.


Neil gave a gentle knock on MC’s bedroom door. “MC? It’s me, your betrothed.” He joked.

That certainly got her attention. Soon after, MC’s door swung open and he saw that MC wasn’t even close to ready. She still had her bathrobe on and a bonnet on her hair. Her eyes widened at the sight of Neil. A hand covered her mouth and she gave an audible groan.

“Phonus balonus! I completely forgot about our-!”

Before she could continue, Neil took her hand away from her mouth and held onto it, caressing the top with his thumb to calm her down. “It’s okay. It’s not like I waited outside for you for ten to fifteen minutes.” His sarcasm ran along that last sentence and MC shook her head.

But her eyes softened and she tugged at Neil so that they could be a bit closer. “I’m sorry,” she whispered. “I’ll get ready. I thought you were gonna pick me up in an hour and I just got out in the shower.” MC walked back into her bedroom and pointed towards the dress that she was going to wear.

“That dress was a deal snatcher. I got it while on a shopping spree with the gals from the Ice Box.” MC brightened at the sight of the golden dress. It seemed to stop at the knee area and had small silvery and golden fringes dangling. It illuminated with the many sequins sewn to it. He bet it would accentuate those curves of hers.

“Oh, really? It’s not like you’ve looked good in every dress I’ve seen you in.” He mused, while closing the door behind them. Neil had draped his tux jacket on the chair of her vanity, along with his shows near said chair.

“Yes, and I can’t believe that I had the brains to believe that you were arriving just now so that we can go out. Also, stop it. First time we met, you were all dry and icy and now you’re spewing compliments left and right.” Her voice echoed from her bathroom. Neil could see from the mirror that MC was letting her hair out to air dry from her bonnet and she made her way back to the bed to sit next to Neil. She gave a small groan, less agitated this time, and leaned her head on his shoulder. She rested her legs onto her bed. He looked at the sight of his girlfriend next to him. Her hand was stroking his arm up and down and her breathing became relaxed.

“Happy one year, baby,” MC whispered.

“Happy one year,” Neil echoed back.

Soon enough, MC’s face inched towards his. Neil tilted his head to meet those gorgeous eyes of hers. Those eyes seemed to be suggesting something that Neil soon comprehended. He leaned more and before they knew it, the two started to kiss. Her small hands cupped his strong jawline and Neil’s hands were resting on the small of her back. MC bit his lip and deepened the kiss by pushing her body onto his. His back was pressed against the bed when MC had pushed him down. An unexpected giggle arose from her mouth. That melodic laugh that Neil became accustomed to hearing. He propped his body with his elbows and caught a glimpse of her.

She sat on on Neil’s waist and ran her hands down him before hissing at the sight of Neil under her. He smirked at her before thinking of his next move. MC would not dominate just yet. Before she knew it, he was the one to pin MC down on her bed. She gasped when Neil’s smirk appeared once more.

“You know, I was gonna treat you before we went out,” MC pouted but did nothing to change her position. She probably knew that there was nothing to do other than sit back and enjoy what Neil was about to do.

“Treat me when we get back from our date then,” Neil ran a hand down her exposed calf that was sticking out from her bathrobe. “You have anything else underneath?” He wondered.

“I’m absolutely bare, honey,” MC purred.

“Good,” Neil growled before untying her robe to reveal her naked body. It was beyond beautiful. It may have been a while since they’ve had sex but Neil got into the rhythm of satisfying his best girl. He ran his coarse hands down each side of her body, making her shiver visibly. Her eyes closed and she inhaled sharply. He chuckled and loved how vulnerable she turn. His fingers made their way down to massage her clit. MC shivered once more and begged him to continue.

“You’re so eager, darling. But promise you’ll be quiet? Don’t want to hear your uncle complaining about us two.”

MC nodded, “Of course.”

“Lovely, now spread your legs,” Neil demanded. MC did as told and held her breath while expecting his touch. Neil could feel how wet she was just by running his fingers on her button. She let out a small, pitched moan. Her back arched and her head dug into her pillow. He could see that she was grasping the sheets daintily. MC truly, really wanted this, didn’t she?

Making circular motions against her clit, the moans came out let again. She tried to stifle an even bigger moan but bit her lip to prevent it from coming out. Apart from her cries of pleasure, she also voiced other things. Things that made Neil harder each time she said something new.

The things I’d do to you if I had the chance.

I want you so badly.

Touch me there.

God, I’m so close, Neil.

Those words only slowed his fingers down. He didn’t want her to orgasm just yet. After all, this was round one. Neil kissed her hips and decided to slip his slender fingers into her. A bigger moan escaped her. Instead of biting her lip, she bit her finger from voicing the pleasures. He pumped in and out of her. Each time Neil did, he could see that MC was getting closer and closer.

Time to stop, then.

Neil took out his wet fingers and looked at MC.

“I’m going to eat you out now” was all he said before he went down on her fully. Neil started by flicking his tongue on the folds of her cunt. Instead of grasping at the sheets, MC grabbed at Neil’s head. They grabbed and pulled at his hair.

“Neil, baby, I’m s-so close…” MC cried. The grip on his hair tightened and her legs hitched up, signifying she was reaching her peak.

Attagirl.

Neil snaked his fingers yet again to her cunt and fingered at it, speeding up and slowing down just to tease her and make her edge. Neil moaned into her clit and soon, MC orgasmed.

A quiet shake of her body and MC let out the softest of orgasms. She made sure that it was audible for the two in bed. A string of swears followed after they finished. Letting out a sigh before falling limp on the bed, MC soon began to laugh softly.

Neil got up from the bed, adjusting his suit. Eyeing her, Neil asked, “Something wrong?”

“Nothing,” MC swatted away while getting up from the bed as well and tying back her robe. The biggest smile was painted on her lips. “It’s just…everything escalated quickly when you arrived and now we’re probably late to that dinner.”

“That’s what you get when you suggest we should get it on but, don’t fret about us being late. Go and get dressed,” Neil assured. He gestured towards the door. “Do you want me to wait for you here or-”

“Stay with me,” MC cooed, walking up to Neil to wrap him up into her arms. He gave a low chuckle and hugged at her waist. “But you gotta wash that mouth of yours. After all the dirty work it’s done, I wouldn’t want it to stink up when we do other things.” She traced the lower lip of Neil’s while not bothering to break their heavy eye contact.

Now that was an ominous “other” she let out. Nevertheless, Neil shrugged and made his way to the bathroom, with MC following suit with her evening dress in hand.

Now all that was left was for round two to begin.

Himbo Beach

A story commissioned by @twinkpredators. A young couple gets a little more flamboyant and a LOT more sexy when one of them decides the other should wear an enchanted jockstrap. M/M, mass vore, himbo tf, unusual cum, and brainwashing.

If you would like your own story like this, please look at my commission info on my blog! <3

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Some old Disney Channel show openings! ^w^

- Even Stevens (0:00)
- The Proud Family (0:39)
- Lizzie McGuire (1:25)
- Lilo & Stitch (2:04)
- The Emporer’s New School (3:05)
- That’s So Raven (4:03)
- Kim Possible (4:54)
- Hannah Montana (5:54)
- The Suite Life of Zack and Cody (6:44)
- Wizard’s of Waverly Place (7:23)
- The Suite Life on Deck (8:14)
- Phineas & Ferb (8:54)
- Sonny With a Chance (9:50)
- Good Luck Charlie (10:40)
- Shake It Up (11:29)
- Jessie (12:27)
- ANT Farm (13:21)

anonymous asked:

What did Nick and Charlie say to each other on the second night at the psychiatric hospital? Asking because i am trash for Nick giving Charlie his jumper because he was lonely at night

oh nooooo i’m gonna have to write a sad thing now

damn it you guys i can’t do things by halves i’m sorry this is long ;_;

strong trigger warnings for self-harm, suicide attempt mention, psychiatric hospital, depression, OCD, anorexia

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RUN | Charlie x Reader - Part 3

Originally posted by secretly-buckybarnes

A/N: Since I received some lovely asks from some lovely people to continue this story, I will be writing at least a couple more parts after this one, and even more if you want to see more of it. You can find parts one and two on this masterlist. As always, I love your feedback. Also: SMUT WARNING.


You woke up to Charlie gently shaking you. “What?” you asked, groggily.

“Look,” he uttered, pointing out the passenger’s side window. You rubbed the sleep out of your eyes and looked over to the most incredible landscape you had ever seen. “Wow,” you breathed out. You turned back over to Charlie whilst putting your seat back up. “Where are we?”

“Currently, I think we are in one of the Carolinas.”

“Wait, how long have we been driving?” you asked, a little stunned.

“About 8 or so hours.”

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Connection Chap Twenty Two

Originally posted by anessenceofautumn

Originally posted by mycroftslittlebrother

Connection.  Read Chap One here. Two. Three Four.  Five. Six. Seven. Eight.  Nine.  Ten.  Eleven.  Twelve.  Thirteen.  Fourteen.  Fifteen. Sixteen. Seventeen.  Eighteen.  Nineteen.  Twenty.   Twenty One.

Sherlock x reader

Summary: an American forensic psychologist hired by Mycroft Holmes. You thought it would be more interesting and fulfilling than your previous job with a law firm in London but you had no idea how much it would change your life. Or really, how much one person would change everything.

Word Count: 3964


Your name: submit What is this?

It was dark on your small front porch, barely a sliver of moon visible through the swift clouds charging for the east. You sat on the top step with a blanket draped over your legs, a coffee mug half full of brandy within reach beside you, and a flickering candle on the other side. The picture of your parents sitting on top of the London newspaper in your lap felt heavy but you still weren’t quite ready to face it yet.

Will was sound asleep in his bed where you left him after holding him longer than usual because of that very newspaper but it wasn’t really the newspaper that called for your toughest armor. The article about another unidentified boy unread yet haunting you since you saw it earlier and shoved it in your bag where it stayed until twenty minutes ago when you pulled yourself from Will’s bed and gathered the things you had with you now. With a glance at your watch, you amended that thought, twenty-one minutes.

You listened for a moment leaning back toward the front door you had open just enough but the house was quiet just like the neighborhood that seemed uncommonly silent. You glanced at the candle and pushed it a little farther away to make sure you didn’t end up catching on fire because, at this point, it would be the way things seemed to be going.

Your gaze dropped to the picture of your parents that you grabbed on your way out the door because you wanted them with you. In the picture, your parents had their arms around you smiling brightly into the camera. It was your high school graduation and your future was bright. Just a small town girl with determination and big dreams. You wondered what your parents would think of the decisions you made that lead you here.

You lifted the mug to your lips and took a few sips savoring the heat that flared as the alcohol burned its way down. Wrapping both hands around the mug, you closed your eyes and pictured your mother.

It wasn’t always easy for them either, especially during the trial. You could remember your mom sitting across from you at the small checkered table in the kitchen with your hands wrapped around the cup of hot chocolate. The steam rising and your mother smiling, trying to make everything seem okay even though stress and worry still pulled at her brow. She never wanted you to see it and even though you didn’t understand it at the time, you knew there was something off. Your father had been the most weighed down and you knew now that he felt responsible for the burden on your family. He always hugged you a little tighter and a little longer during those days. You remembered the paralyzing fear you didn’t understand when you would hear them whispering in their room and your father crying. You would never be able to rid yourself of those memories even though they had fogged slightly over the years.

Your mother had been the strongest person you ever knew but those months during the investigation and trial, she was a superhero. You longed to talk to her again and ask her how she did it. You had tried to learn so much from them and yet when they were taken so brutally, there was still so much you had left to ask.

You placed the picture on the porch next to you and smiled as you brushed your fingers down the glass. “I wish I was more like you every day, mama.”

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"Did you eat all the candy already?" -Dean

Charlie looks up at her dad with wide eyes, chocolate all over her little face, “No.” she shakes her head and tries to hide the wrapper behind her back. 

Dean raises his brow as he looks around the living room, her candy still sorted from Halloween night with wrappers scattered around, “I think you’re lying, Charlie.”

She sighs and hands him the wrappers without looking at him, “Sowwy, Daddy.” she mumbles, and Dean takes the candy from her, “It just looked so good!” Dean chuckles and sits down beside his daughter, picking up a piece, opening it and popping it in his mouth while Charlie watched with a scowl, “Daddy that’s my candy!”

“Mmm but it looked so good!” he teases, picking her up and tickling her. Charlie squealed with laughter before Dean finally put her down and she tackled him, holding his face between her little hands.

“Daddy, you silly.” she smiles and shakes his head from side to side, “You have so many fweckles, just like me!”

Dean smiles and pretends to bite her finger, and she pulls her hand away with a laugh, “You have more freckles than me, sweetie.”

Charlie shakes her head and brings her little finger up to start poking at Dean’s face, “One, two, fwee, fow, five…” she starts counting and Dean can’t bring himself to stop her, especially when she starts making up numbers, “eleventy-two, eleventy-fwee…”

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You stop in the door way to the living room where you were about to tell Dean to hurry up or they would be late for Sam’s, when you saw your daughter sitting on Dean’s chest counting his freckles. The sight made you smile and you quickly took a picture, sending it to Sam with an apology for being late again. He replies and tells you to take your time, and that Charlie’s going to be there a while. You laugh and put your phone in your pocket and walk into the room.

“Fwee million, fow million, five million- Mommy!” She squeals and hops off Dean’s chest, making him groan, “Daddy has eleventy million fweckles on his face!” she giggles and reaches for you to pick her up. 

You do and she wraps her arms around your neck as you adjust her on your hip. Dean gets up and leans in to kiss you cheek, making Charlie giggle again, “Sorry, babe, she got a little excited.” he laughs and you smile before turning to Charlie. 

“You ready to go play with Samandriel and Gabriel at Uncle Sam and Aunt Jess’s?” you ask and Charlie kicks her feet excitedly, “Okay, go grab your jacket and put your boots on for Mommy, okay?”

“Okay, Mommy.” she says and races off to get them on when you put her down.

You turn to Dean with a sigh and laugh when you see some leftover chocolate on his lip. You reach out and swipe it off with your thumb before sucking it off your finger. 

“You did not just do that.” Dean mumbles, staring at your lips with a small smile. 

You laugh and pull him in by the lapel of his jacket, “You know, I do love your freckles,” you say and peck his lips, his eyebrows waggling as he wraps his arms around your waist, “But I know you have so many more.”

Dean smirks and leans down to whisper in your ear, “Want to count them again tonight while Charlie’s staying at Sam’s?” 

You smirk, nodding, and pull back, nipping at his bottom lip before Charlie calls for your help with her boots.

finishing up

NERD ALERT: The following is an in depth Harry Potter thing that may be my new favorite thing.


Late night musings lead to the strangest ideas sometimes. I’m reading all this stuff about being a Ravenclaw because I just got resorted (I’ve been a Slytherin since Pottermore first came out) and Idon’t know how to deal with this kind of life changing event, and I start reading about Luna Lovegood, who is an amazing character that I tend to forget about. Inevitably, my mind wanders to: Who would I ship her with? After running through every character, male and female, that I can think of, I’m like wait. What if she was asexual? Possibly aromantic? And then that led me to my other darling ace child, Charlie Weasley. And then it hit me. What if they were best friends? 


Imagine Luna in Romania, in search of the elusive Umgubular Slashkilter and Charlie just shaking his head with a smile bandaging up yet another burn from the Hungarian Horntail he just got done introducing her to.


One of the dragons starts acting strangely and Charlie has no idea what could be wrong.  He brings it up to Luna one day over lunch and she says, as though it was the most obvious thing in the world, that it must be the nargles making its head all fuzzy. All they have to do is make it a crown of Dirigible plums and Butterbeer corks and it will keep them away. Charlie’s just like um, sure? And tries it and is shocked when it works and from then on, whenever something strange happens with the dragons, he goes to Luna for advice.


But wait, there’s more!


Charlie is a Gryffindor. Brave, impulsive, and reckless. Super smart, but he’s still got those traits. But what if he befriended this innocent, walks-around-with-dreamy-eyes, yet super intelligent and insightful young Ravenclaw who doesn’t always realize that no, that is a dangerous creature that might bite your arm off so maybe don’t pet it, and he feels the need to grow up a bit and make sure Luna doesn’t hurt herself? 


And Luna Lovegood having the protection of the Weasley clan. George finds out about Luna being bullied by her house when she was in school and makes sure no one does it again by planning revenge jokes for those foolish enough to treat her unkindly (which he hasn’t done since he lost Fred). Ginny ready to hex any tormentors into oblivion. Molly and Arthur finding out about her not having a mother and bringing her into the family like they did with Harry. Ron being awkward but supportive. Bill and Charlie trying to convince Percy that telling Luna that Weetimorousbeasties don’t exist is hopeless and that she’s actually probably right. 


And it’s not a romantic thing between them. It’s just Charlie Weasley and Luna Lovegood, off to find dragons and ward off Nargles together. 


It may be a good thing I’m not great at writing fiction; If I were, I’d probably just sit at my computer writing platonic Weaselgood/Loveley fanfiction.


tl;dr Luna Lovegood and Charlie Weasley are my unpoblematic asexual faves and their friendship would be pure and perfect.

@theasexualityblog @aroacehogwarts Thoughts?