this will be my first holiday season since like 2009 without a bae and im honestly so lost. i just want to spoil bae. and make bae cookies w the reindeers n christmas trees n snowmen on em. and take bae to go see the charleston light show so we can make smores and not even eat em because i hate marshmallows. and go thrifting for ugly sweaters. and. and just. nvm. im just lost.
When Jon Stewart takes his final bow tonight, many will remember him as a brilliant comedian who gleefully skewered the regular absurdities of business, politics and media. But the comedian was often at his best when he wasn’t telling jokes but rather speaking up, without humor, as a voice for the times. From 9/11 to Charleston, these 5 moments show why we’ll really miss him.
I got nothing for you, in terms of jokes and sounds. Because of what happened in South Carolina. And maybe if I wasn’t nearing the end of the run, or this wasn’t such a common occurrence, maybe I could’ve pulled out of the spiral, but I didn’t. So I honestly have nothing.