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will you believe me if i said i reached 256 layers making these 2 5 6  maximum
l a  y e r s and my list isn’t even finished————tho THESE WERE REALLY FUN TO MAKE IF IT WASN’T FOR THE FACT I DID THIS ON NEW YEAR I WOULD’VE DONE MORE :’0

i mixed up a palette art meme and the expression art meme made by @galactibun together and ended up with these

  • Jefferson: "When you've been in politics as long as I have, you develop thick skin."
  • Hamilton: "Magenta is not your color."
  • Jefferson: "Magenta brINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!"
How the Hamilton Fandom sees our favorite historical figures vs the actual historical figures
  • Fandom Hamilton: Smol, willing to fight everyone, also willing to fuck everyone, the most flaming bisexual to ever walk the earth, 5'7" of pure rage. On Twitter.
  • Actual Hamilton: Founding father. Founded the national bank and was the first treasury of the secretary. Not actually Lin Manuel Miranda. Probably never made out with John Laurens but definitely did send him suggestive letters that were censored by his grandson.
  • Fandom Aaron Burr: adorable, loved his umbrella, probably gay, Leslie is adorable too, hit his head on the same pipe twice, spent his money "like an ass," in love with Hamilton
  • Actual Aaron Burr: actually shot Hamilton. He also graduated from Princeton at the age of 16 and a bunch of other cool stuff but he literally shot the guy we're all obsessed with why do we like him
  • Fandom Laurens: The Gayest of the Gays. Has a dick father. Is actually Anthony Ramos. Very cute. Likes turtles. Dating Alexander Hamilton.
  • Actual Laurens: Probably still very gay. He had a wife and kid though. He did draw very nice turtles. Not Anthony Ramos (cry). Not that cute.
  • Fandom Eliza: A pure cinnamon roll, too good for this world. Way too good for Alexander Hamilton. 1/3 of the Schuyler Sisters.
  • Actual Eliza: A pure cinnamon roll, too good for this world. Way too good for Alexander Hamilton. 1/3 of the Schuyler Sisters. Wore pretty dresses. Told his story.
  • Fandom Angelica: Badass Feminist. Will cut your dick off. Actually Renee Elise Goldsberry. Actually incredible. WARNED Eliza.
  • Actual Angelica: Is not Renee Elise Goldsberry. Is a dead white woman. Probably never rapped at her sisters wedding. Probably still a badass feminist. Probably still did warn you, Eliza.
  • Fandom Peggy: ...and Peggy!
  • Actual Margarita (Peggy) Schuyler: Protected her family from a mob of men carrying tomahawks. A badass. I love her. Not somehow secretly in love with Maria Reynolds.
  • Fandom Lafayette: America's Favorite Fighting Frenchman, actual baguette, yes yes my name is Lafayette, he came from afar just to say hello tell the king fuck off who's the best? It him.
  • Actual Lafayette: literally in love with America Lin did a good job with him. He had American soil taken back to France to be buried under it. He named his son after George Washington. The purest French bread.
  • Fandom Mulligan: cLoThInG and FUCKING HORSES
  • Actual Mulligan: he was a tailor who spied on British people he was cool he doesn't get enough love let's all love mulligan ok
  • Fandom Thomas Jefferson: Probably in love with James Madison, wears heelies, invented the swivel chair, fucks macaroni. Also, actually the worst.
  • Actual Thomas Jefferson: Actually the worst. He owned slaves. His bed was in the middle of a hallway. Look it up.
  • Fandom James Madison: a smol bean, in love with Thomas Jefferson, a southern motherfucking democratic republican.
  • Actual James Madison: a founding father. Pretty sickly. Doesn't get enough respect either.
  • Fandom Maria Reynolds: is either loved or hated fiercely, has one of the best voices in the show, somehow sleeps with everyone in fanfiction even if not historically possible.
  • Actual Maria Reynolds: was being abused by her husband and just wanted to get away for a while. Hamilton is at fault too. She had a sad life.
  • Fandom George Washington: dad friend to the whole country, everyone has a daddy kink bc of him (why), Alex's actual Dad, literally anything to do with Dad
  • Actual George Washington: the actual father of our country. The first president of the United States. Stop disrespecting him this way. Get the washlaf off of my dash.
  • Fandom Philip Hamilton: "MY BABY." Doesn't exist in 1/2 of fanfictions and is still killed in the other 1/2. Looks an awful lot like John Laurens.
  • Actual Philip Hamilton: Really hot. Died young. Tragic.
  • Fandom Charles Lee: The Worst.
  • Actual Charles Lee: The Worst.
Hamilton : Whole Sqaud AU

- Modern time au

-So Alex just got into college, and he’s officially adopted by the Washington and majoring in PoliSci

- Thomas and Lafayette are twins who were separated at 13 cuz their grandparents didn’t approve of their parents’ affair

- The twins were finally reunited at 18 and went into college together, roommies

- John Laurens with his pet turtle Philip just got into college too, and are rooming with Alex

- Alex was a bit shy to meet John but was really ecstatic when meeting Philip

- John was really chill and friendly that he helped Alex unpack then invited him for lunch

- They met the twins on the buffet area and they all sat together

- Thomas and Alex were already talking about politics when they got into a small friendly argument that Lafayette had to literally hold Thomas back

- John laughing as he held the back of Alex’s shirt to stop him from going all out

- Lafayette saying something to “Tommy” in french and Thomas rolling his eyes and said something back in french to “Marmar” ( From his name,Marie-Joseph)

- Alex asking them a question in french and Lafayette started talking to him in french really fast

- John was smiling at them amusingly and shared a confused look with Thomas

- Then they all heard a laughing somewhere behind them and saw Charles Lee laughing and mocking at them

- Lafayette tried really hard to stop the three of them from getting into a fight with Lee

- They all left the cafeteria and talked more at the garden

- They spent more time then later exchanged numbers to hang out more

- Then Alex and John went to buy books together and the twins decided to roam around campus

- Lafayette accidentally bumped into Hercules, who was on his way to practice with the football team

- Lafayette was entranced by him that he accidentally asked him for his number in french while Hercules apologized

- Thomas eyeing his brother’s flushed face suspiciously while Hercules chuckled and introduced himself

- Hercules has no idea whaf Laf said

- Lafayette apologized and introduced them and Thomas to Herc

- Herc was called by someone from the team and promised to talk to Laf again soon

- Thomas laughed at Laf as they continued to walk around and talking in French

- Meanwhile Alex and John met Aaron Burr at the bookstore, and he gave them some confusing advices while he bought his own books

- Alex wasn’t too sure what to think if him, and John shrugged at him

- They went back to their dorm together and decorated their room together

- And Alex was afraid if he liked John as crush already, and they just literally met

- And then the next day they met up with the twins for breakfast when Hercules spotted Lafayette and invited them to eat together with his cousin, James Madison

- Thomas was interested in James from the moment they saw each other and Lafayette snorted at him

- The six of them ate together and Alex, John, Herc and Laf seemed to be getting along really well that they started to get more loud

- James sighed at his cousin before listening to Thomas talk about politics

- Surprisingly, he actually conversed with him really well, unlike the other freshmen he met (he and herc are sophomores)

- Then suddenly the Schuyler sisters entered and Herc waved at them to their table

- The cousins and the sisters knew each other since high school

- Angelica’s a junior while Eliza was a sophomore and Peggy was a freshman

- Lafayette was a bit disappointed in Peggy’s fashion and accidentally said it out loud

- He and Peggy somehow became best friends then

- Peggy doesn’t care about fashion as long as it has flowers, she’s okay with it

- Eliza was texting to her friend and roommate Maria before introducing herself to them

- Somehow the majority of the group were majoring in PoliSci

- Then Lee and Seabury went in and almost all the group groaned

- With all of them hating the two, they exchanged phone numbers then Alex spotted Burr and invited him

- He was hesitant at first but he did anyway

- He was a bit annoyed at how loud they were, with Hercules literally shouting, and Thomas and Alex were almost arguing again with Angelica and James looking at them amusingly, and Lafayette subtly flirted with Herc and Peggy noticing, John laughing as he again held Alexander back, and Eliza smiling at the text Maria sent

- And he suspected that Thomas and Alex would join the debate team (which he, angelica, eliza, and james were in)

- But, in all honesty, he kinda liked these guys
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This is just a small part if my Au, if you want to know more, just ask me! I’ll be working on a fanfic regarding this AU anyway, I’m so excited!!

Edit: I made a fanfic based on this!! You can read it here.
What the...
  • Heck: Eliza, Maria, Seabury, Peggy, Charles Lee
  • Hell: Angelica, Burr, KGIII, Washington, Lafayette, Laurens
  • Fuck: Hamilton, Jefferson, Madison, Mulligan, James Reynolds
Characters from Hamilton as things my group said today in AP physics:

Alex: “Someone stole my balls!”

John: “I’m the ball keeper. I keep the balls.”

Laf: “We don’t need him, he is a asshole.”

Herc: “I need a nut button. Like a ‘that was easy’ button but with nut instead.”

Burr: “Watch where you’re swinging that thing!”

Tjeff: “Listen here bucko-”

Jmads: “How many times are we gonna keep going till we give up?”

Philip: “…What am I holding?”

Washington: “I need the technology to take a picture.” takes out phone “… got it.”

Kg3: “they’re using protractors?”

Seabury: “Just a simple question from a simple mind.”

Lee: “… We were ‘screw'ed over by a screw.”

Eacker: “I’m talking about the sac.” “Oh, I know.”

James R: “…look at those nerds over there. nerds.”

Presenting Shower Tunes: Hamilton
  • Me as: Alexander Hamilton
  • Also me as: Aaron Burr
  • And me: John Laurens
  • And me: Hercules Mulligan
  • Me: Marquis De Lafayette
  • Me: Angelica Schuyler
  • Me: Eliza Schuyler
  • Me: Peggy Schuyler
  • Me: Samuel Seabury
  • Me: George Eaker
  • Me: King George III
  • Me: George Washington
  • Me: Charles Lee
  • Me: James Madison
  • Me: Thomas Jefferson
  • Me: Philip Hamilton
  • Me: Maria Reynolds
  • Me: James Reynolds
  • Me: John Adams
  • Let's not forget me: Chorus
  • And me: Orchestra
  • Also finally me: Conductor
hamilton characters as texts from our group chats
  • Aaron Burr: "yup, im full of bad decisions and shitty judgment"
  • John Laurens: "i guess nothing about me is straight *does finger guns, trips, falls down stairs*"
  • Lafayette: "thanks also kindly fuck off"
  • Hercules Mulligan: "WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH THIS TYPE OF PEOPLE Y'ALL SUCK"
  • Alexander Hamilton: "i cannot be quiet for the life of me"
  • Eliza Schuyler: "but wait till its like mad late and cuddle your way out of it"
  • Angelica Schuyler: "imma fucking grab you and throw you in the trash where you belong"
  • Peggy Schuyler: "my parents are sleeping im not going to fucking lunch they can't see if i did or not ahahahahah HAHAHAHAHAH"
  • George Washington: "stillllll i worry i'm the mum friend i can't help it"
  • Samuel Seabury: "*does jazz hands, dances away*"
  • Charles Lee: "ALL I DO IS COMPLAIN"
  • King George III: "i actually have an evil smile on my face right now sbahfjskf its so fun being in command"
  • Thomas Jefferson: "im not going to consider your opinion cause it makes mine wrong"
  • James Madison: "I DID NOT COME HERE TO BE DRAGGED"
  • Philip Hamilton: "at least im going to die with style"
  • Maria Reynolds: "i just stood in front of the mirror in my underwear for a good three minutes looking at myself like,,,, bitch"
  • John Adams: "i can't understand whats happening"

Here is the complete list of super powers me and @simply-a-storyteller came up with for the hamilsquad:

Alexander Hamilton - Super speed

Aaron Burr - Can stop time

John Laurens - Beast Boy (can transform into different animals)

Hercules Mulligan - Shapeshifter

Lafayette - Confusion Manipulation (can confuse people/make them forget what they were doing)

Angelica Schuyler - Earth-based powers

Eliza Schuyler - Fire-based powers

Peggy Schuyler - Flight

James Madison - Mind reading

Thomas Jefferson - Duplication

George Washington - Invincibility 

Theodosia Sr. - Healing (but she can’t heal herself)

Theodosia Jr. - Can see into the future

Philip Hamilton - Charm (makes people fall in love with him)

George Eacker - Creates force fields to block other people’s powers

James Reynolds - Bad luck magnet (gives other people bad luck)

Maria Reynolds- Copy Cat (can copy other people’s powers)

Charles Lee- Invisibility 

King George- Reality bending

Samuel Seabury - Amplifies people’s fears

*Bonus* (we were having a Sky High discussion so….)

Jonathan Bellamy - Guinea pig transformation 

John Adams - Turns into a puddle of goo

"I'm pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong."

- Alexander Hamilton

Hamilton High School Sports AU

-Alexander is a volley ball and track person.
-it helps him take out aggression by hitting the ball smack down onto the other team’s floor.
-running helps him push himself which he loves .
-John Laurens is a swimmer and baseball player.
-amazing at batting, not so good in the field.
-Lafayette is a cheerleader (for Hercules only).
-he’s so freaking cheerful all the time Jesus Christ the other cheerleaders are angry at how peppy he is.
-he smiles during arguements with the others and laughs when the other cheer teams insult him.
-Hercules walks up like “you talking bullcrap about my cheetleader?”
-they back off immediately.
-Thomas Jefferson is in track and basketball.
-Hamilton and Jefferson run against each other and then get super hot and sweaty afterwards.
- “shit Thomas looks hot” “oh no im gay” “damn” “HEY THOMAS ILL RACE YOU DEFINITELY NOT BECAUSE I THINK YOURE HOT WHEN YOU FINISH”.
-they fight over the court because practice times get mixed up.
-Alex spikes the ball at Thomas.
-Thomas chucks the basketball at them when they’ve been going back and forth with no mistakes.
-or he puts the volley ball somewhere really high up.
-Hercules is in field events and football
-PEGGY THE SOCCER PLAYER AND CHEERLEADER HELL YESSSSSSSSS!
-eliza is a volley ball gal and damn she is so good at saving the ball from hitting the floor.
-her and hammy exchange tips and practice together on weekends.
-Thomas gets jealous and tries to learn how to play once.
-ONCE.
-he got caught by Alex and was made fun of it for the rest of eternity.
-Angelica would SO be a basketball player like damn.
-she would school all the boys including Thomas.
-Aaron Burr does track but he never does sprinting because he prefers to pace himself and is always slow and it pisses Alexander off SO. F#CKING. MUCH.
-George Washingmachine is the ref for almost everything. Super fair and nice as well.
-King George is the other ref and is a huge d!ck. Super unfair. Nobody likes him.
-Lafayette wanted to do almost all the sports but Washingmachine had to tell him to tone it down because he was just such a cinnamon roll and didn’t realize he would break down from stress and exhaustion.
-James dabbles in some field events but mostly doesn’t do a lot because of his asthma.
-An amazing tutor for people that want to do sports and excersize tho.
- “Just breath and relax.”
- holds a yoga class outside of school. Aaron, Eliza, and Thomas all attend.
-Maria is the best and most beautiful softball player this world has ever seen and damn right she dabbles in hockey and swimming.
-she and John talk about swimming techniques all the time.
-she also teaches Lafayette how to play hockey without falling or looking like a doof.
-Hercules secretly watches and giggles when his bf makes a shot in and cheers about it for the next 2 minutes.
-Hamilton gets excited after his school wins the track regionals or something
-he kisses Thomas like a lot and then quickly runs away but Thomas catches up
- “we should win more often, I could use more of that hamilton~”
- they all go to the gym together or get ice cream together and talk about cheat days, Washingmachine and how nice he is, King George and how much of an @ss he is, and Charles Lee who is a stubborn piece of crap.

Add more if you like!!!!

poor washington, he just want to go home


If you are wondering… yes, that’s laurens beating charles lee (bless lilo&stitch for the pose reference) I have no idea how lee looks like. oh welp
And burr is drawing something for washington, but probably will never be able to show it to him because george washington will be too busy trying to separate hamilton and jefferson. Poor little burr

[Edit] if you are wondering, here is all the characters in the drawing that weren’t mentioned yet:
King George III is on top of the cabinet thinking he’s cool while giving a speech;
in the back writing in the walls is Lafayette, he’s trying to write “Anarchy” (reference from My Shot YEY);
the one setting the curtains on fire is hercule mulligan, I was gonna make him sewing the curtains but I’m trash and didn’t know how to draw it;
The schuyler sisters are drawing in the corner and In the front, far right, is james madison looking bored. 

Again, I listened to what my classmates said during this day.

Thomas: *He and James walk out of a restroom* I gave James a blowjob in a restroom, opinions on that?
James: Thooomaaaas..!

Aaron: I am so glad you guys think about me as a human!
James: Yeah, about that…
Thomas: You are out of the team.
Aaron: Fuck…

Aaron: Well, now I am one year closer to my death… *laughs* Aren’t I such a positive person?
Alexander: *pushes him down the stairs*

Alexander: Birthday gifts aren’t supposed to be shared, I am telling about this to mom!
Lafayette: Our mom doesn’t care!

Lee: Ooh now I get why I almost choked on that food, it went straight in to my trachea! Alexander: Now you fucking get it?!
Lee: Also that one time when Aaron and I-
Aaron: *covers Lee’s mouth* Nope!

John: I swear if you draw a dick to my sketchbook I will punch you both in the face…
Lafayette: *writes “penis” to the sketchbook*
John: Fuck…
Hercules: No, it’s a dick :)

hamilton characters as things my friend group have said
  • Burr: *winks with eyes full of pain* how can you kill what's already dead inside
  • Hamilton: i know the minimum is four hundred words but ive written three thousand do you think its enough
  • Elizabeth: i told my mum that i got a 98% on a test and she said 'im only 98% proud'
  • Angelica: if anti-advertising existed this video is it.
  • Peggy: i dont need food, i photosynthesise
  • Laurens: i hate movies with unnecessary heterosexuals
  • Lafayette: *minor inconvenience happens* SUCE MA BITE
  • Hercules: im still waiting on these fucking nudes
  • Jefferson: is anime an acceptable substitute for water?
  • Madison: i have three exams tomorrow and all ive done is go through the entire 'important videos' playlist on youtube
  • Washington: if you make a pun i will unfollow block and report you in real life
  • KG3: what a great day to pay attention to me
  • Samuel Seabury: i love being a good sumatran
  • Charles Lee: you cant look at a dog and say 'thats my alternative cat'
Hamilton as things my friends say

I’ve been saving these up for a while now, here it goes:

Alexander:  Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down, and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there, I’ll tell you how I became a total disaster

John Laurens: What? You think cuz I’m gay I talk about it all the time! I wear rainbow stuff daily! I make sure everyone knows I’m gay! Well I’ll have you know I’m not like that! *looks down and notices he’s wearing a pride shirt* uhhh *zips up jacket* 

Lafayette: Tis I! The Frenchiest Fry! The most Parisian Baguette! 

Hercules: *crocheting* I do this so I don’t kill people. I could so easily just stick this right into his eye! ….But I won’t, Imma make a scarf instead.

Burr: Here I am, just minding my own business, trying to go about life without wanting to jump off the nearest bridge, then OUT POPS THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

Thomas: It seems that my expertise is not appreciated here. Fine! I’ll just go somewhere else where people think my cooking is good and no one says shit about my coat! *stands up and pops coat collar dramatically* Are you coming or are you staying with these uncultured peasants?

James: Listen, I’m running on Dayquil and three cups of coffee and you want to start shit now?! I got out of bed for this! *Starts a coughing fit* ….I can’t wait to watch you all burn in hell. 

Angelica: I’m trying to be a good person. I keep my grades up, I try to help out my friends and family, geez, I put up with you lot for Heaven’s sake. Why can’t I just be rich, famous, and be with a smart, decent guy who likes me! 

Eliza: He was the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever met! And to think I thought I loved him. We had baby names and god parents picked out…. screw him! Allow me to explain, in song!~ *sings sad breakup songs while making everyone else in the room uncomfortable*

Peggy: Hey, here’s a little reminder for ya, I still exist! You never said any of this important gossip to me, you told my sisters and the rest of the damn WORLD, but not me….whatever, it’s fine. I don’t care anyways. 

Maria: I don’t deserve this! I never deserve any of this! I live with an asshole and he makes every day a living hell.

Philip: *showing everyone his injuries* You’re probably wondering how I got these. *Pulls up video from his go pro of him skateboarding down the street. Two pretty girls walk by and he gets distracted trying to flirt with them and show off that he doesn’t notice a parked car. He crashes into it and as the video gets blurry you hear loud cursing and the girls laughing* ….not my finest moment.

Lee: You don’t understand! I’m in crisis mode! I can’t handle this! *Shaves head*

Seabury: You damn well know my senpai is better than yours! My senpai will kick your senpai’s ass! *whispers* then maybe he’ll finally notice me….

Eacker: *talking shit* I’m not talking shit! How dare you say I’m talking shit! Fight me you punk!

Washington: Why don’t I have a say in being the dad friend? I don’t want to be the dad friend! I would never want to be the father of any of you!

King George III: Ew! Don’t touch me you filthy peasants! Don’t even go near me you disgusting swine! I am above you all! I am a King! I demand to be treated as su- *gets tripped by friend* *laying on floor dramatically* why must the world be so cruel….

"He doesn't have a plan, he has an attitude."

- George Washington about Hamilton

Hamilton on a roller coaster

Alexander Hamilton: screams the whole time but says he wasn’t scared
Thomas Jefferson: acts like he isn’t scared but is shaking
George Washington: not scared not enjoying it either
James Madison: worries he’s going to piss himself
Lafayette: sits in the front with his hands up
Hercules mulligan: sits in the back admits that he was scared when people ask
John laurens: sits in the middle with his hands up
Aaron burr: doesn’t go on the roller coaster
Charles Lee: faints
The Schuyler sisters: sit in the front and scream because they love it not because they are scared
Samuel seabury: cries and holds as tightly as he can to the safety bar
King George: acts like he hated it but loved it
Philip Hamilton: throws up after