Rachel Nichols recently left the WESAYSO Sports Network to roam the sidelines for the Turner empire. She is currently reporting for the NCAA Tournament, asking you to adopt a college athlete for just $1 a day.
"Is this the same nature that gave us volcanoes and earthquakes and human beings?
Is this the same nature that turned you overnight from my little girl into some female-walking-home-by-herself thing? I don’t think nature knows what it’s doing. I think you need something to protect you from nature.“
"You mean, like… A father?”
“Well, actually, I was thinking something more like a machine gun, but I guess a father would do in a pinch.”