An unnecessary close up of Barbara Gordon's chest:
I can't win this fight even with my genius and extensive combat efficiency by my dainty redheaded self, I need something stronger...I need Dick.
Chris Evans with a bad wig as Dick Grayson:
Babs, don't worry your pretty little head. I know you're fully capable of handling stuff on your own and have countless times been the first to figure out the villains plan, but I'm just going to fight this battle for you anyway as it's a mans job and you've about done all the sexually charged close-up shots you can do
Barbara Gordon with a gratuitous shot of her backside for no apparent reason:
I knew it. Dick is always dependable.
Tim Drake- watching from a distance:
*Points out the sexual innuendo despite it not being remotely in character or appropriate for the circumstances*
New Monster Hunter XX scans reveal a new rage mode for Massacre Demon Diablos, the return of Nerscylla and Gravios, all new Hunter Arts, and new Palico Skills!
Info from the Latest Famitsu Scans via BannedLagiacrus
Hidden Haze Malfestio *This Malfestio is able to turn invisible, allowing it to sneak up on foes easily. *Much like Chameleos and Gypceros, Hidden Haze Malfestio is well known for stealing items from hunters. *It is said that it loves to steal healing items, such as Potions and Energy Drinks.
Massacre Demon Diablos *Though it has a Rage Mode, Massacre Demon Diablos actually has a second Rage Mode. *This state can be called the Massacre Charging State (Japanese 狂暴走状態).
Nerscylla and Gravios *Nerscylla and Gravios are confirmed for MHXX! They aren’t much different from what we remembered in previous games. *Basarios is likely back too since its icon appears on one of the cases for MHXX.
Hunter Arts *Great Sword - Moon Breaker (Japanese ムーンブレイク): A powerful attack that sends the hunter spinning in the air with the Great Sword, in a moon crescent like shape, and performing a deadly slash. *Long Sword - Devil’s Blade (Japanese 妖刀羅刹): The Long Sword gains an attack buff at the cost of a hunter’s health constantly decreasing. If the hunter hits a target, they’ll regain their health with each attack. *Sword and Shield - Blade Oil Chaos (Japanese 混沌の刃薬): Puts all Blade Oil types on Sword and Shield at once. Even with this art, you can still add more blade oil on the weapon. *Dual Blades - Rasenzan (Japanese ラセンザン): A special leaping strike combo that can deal more damage than usual if a hunter aims for the weakspot of a monster. *Hammer - Impact’s Pulse (Japanese インパクトプルス): A special art that surrounds the hammer in a glow. This art increases the range of the hammers impact with each attack. *Hunting Horn - High Animato (Japanese アニマートハイ): This art allows for the Hunting Horn to play songs by just evading attacks, even evading in the middle of melodies for buffs. *Lance - Healing Guard (Japanese 治癒の盾): An AoE healing art. While guarding with the weapon, hunters will heal themselves and fellow teammates in an area as they do so. *Gunlance - AA Flare (Japanese AAフレア): A Hunter Art that specializes in knocking monsters out of the air. Hunters will fire of their shots in the air before performing a powerful wyvernfire in the air. *Switch Axe - Tempest Axe (Japanese テンペストアクス): This art strengthens the Switch Axe’s Axe Mode and makes the attacks in this mode quicker. This art also grants the Axe Mode some new attacks as well. *Charge Blade - Chain Saucer (Japanese チェインソーサー): A Charge Blade art that fills up the phials for the weapon. *Insect Glaive - Bug Senses Intensification (Japanese 覚蟲強化): The art increases the mobility of Kinsects, but also increases the amount of stamina they use. *Bow - Strength of an Anchor (Japanese 身躱し射法): Allows for hunters to fire arrows at a monster as they evade backwards. *Light Bowgun - Charge Shot (Japanese チャージショット): This hunter art allows for hunters to fire all LV1 shots in a powerful single shot. *Heavy Bowgun - Heavy Slicing Shots (Japanese 射突型裂孔弾): These are more powerful versions of the Slicing Shots. These shots can cut off parts much more easily, compared to normal ones, due to their specially customized shells.
Prowlers *Prowlers have a new skill that allows them to use a Farcaster. *Prowlers have a new skill that allows them to burrow underground and perform a surprise attack with their weapon. *These cats can place down cannons and fire themselves from them in order to attack monsters. *This gives them a chance to deal mounting damage to the monster. *Prowlers have a new skill that allows them to roll objects at foes, dealing impact damage. *Support Prowlers have a horn that activates the SP State for a skill now. *Prowlers can now set a Healing Fountain down. *These support cats have a special skill that grants fellow teammates many resistances to certain statuses, such as Stun.
I tried to redo the first vid but couldn’t get it to look more significant than I had. The first part was basically an example of how Hanzo’s bow draws 10% faster than before.
The second part of his buff was this: when you climb a wall with your bow drawn beforehand, your arrow will still be drawn at the top. That means that you can fire a fully charged shot over a wall instead of having to wait a full second to shoot.
This is illustrated here where @mysteryprof (as Bastion) is shooting at me on Defense Hanamura. Before the buff, this was very risky for Hanzo, but it was the best way to get rid of a camping Bastion. But this left him vulnerable to early deaths from other enemy fire. Now he can take much less risk in taking out enemies when peeking corners.
Aaaaaallllright, it’s been a while, but the first chapter is finally done!! Many thanks to my translator @melonjaywalk and my editors moidang, Lambency and tjerrian! If you’d like to follow the group’s progress on the novel, check out this Google Doc! Without further ado, here’s Chapter 1: Day of Sigma!
Charger weapons have gained a new ability since our original analysis of them. Inklings can now store their charge for a short time by entering squid form. Then, when they return to Inkling form, they can instantly unleash a charged shot. Very impressive.
Legion takes no prisoners on the field, using both her ability to withstand vasts amount of pain and cornering wayward enemies. While she is certainly capable of offensive tactics, bleeding enemies that dare stray too close, she excels at inspiring her allies to their greatest potential, increasing the speed in which they attack.
Recourse: Legion’s primary weapon, an energy weapon that holds 10 shots with a charge button to the rear of the pistol. Each shot deals 30 damage per second but requires a 5 second charge before another use.
Soldier’s Strike: Legion unsheathes her sword striking a blow to any enemy in front of her dealing 30 percent bleed damage over 10 seconds to the primary target and 10 percent damage to flanking enemies .
Blood shot: Legion charges her pistol, firing five simultaneous rounds towards the target dealing 50 percent bleed damage over 5 seconds.
Legion Song: The war cry of fallen Roman soldiers echo around Legion, inspiring all nearby allies and increasing attack speed for 20 percent over 5 seconds .Legion is invulnerable to attacks as she channels the power of her ancestors to aid her in battle. (OR it causes enemy attack speed to DECREASE by X%)
Gladiator’s resolve: Legion unsheathes her sword to engage in melee, causing all damage inflicted upon her to be cut in half and her attack speed to increase by 5 percent until she replaces her sword.
Anyway: Here is LEGION in all her glory. You can read her entire write up here:
The Latin and Italian is currently being reworked in her voicelines but this is the gist.
This post will change as I think about her abilities so…sorry if things are all over the place. When I’m HAPPY with the final changes/numbers, I’ll edit the actual pictures to reflect the final thoughts.
I’m very happy to finally present her to you and I’ll be working on Mitsuko in the coming days since she was the other character I created for Legion’s backstory.
ok but how do u like,,play hanzo???? how do u not suck at him? how can u even land a shot on anyone???????
practice practice and more practice. I’m gonna type this on mobile so I hope the formats not to weird but yeah I could write a book about how to play hanzo, but I guess the first part is finding that sweet spot for aim sensitivity and a good reticle.
my current settings are 34 vertical/19 horizontal/30 aim smoothing/70 aim assist (for console) /linear ramp with bright green short crosshairs with bloom turned off. if ur playing on console I also remapped my buttons bc I have small hands, so his primary fire is L1, jump is R1 (this enables me to strafe more easily without taking my hand off R3 to aim), and scatter and sonic on L2/R2. My average accuracy with him ranges between 26-32% a game, which considering I shoot a lot of sonic arrows is pretty darn good.
the next tip I guess is don’t think of hanzo as a sniper. You will not get good use out of him if you try to play him like widowmaker because he’s a projectile hero and u have to be good at predicting where your target is gonna be a split second later, whereas widowmaker is hitscan whose shot connects immediately when u hit the button + she has a scope. there’s also the fact that using hanzo long range relies too much on luck rather than skill, and you will miss a lot of his shots bc it’s out of his optimal range. That being said the best way to play hanzo is as a mid range flanker/scout. Hanzo is best placed on high ground or behind your tanks or just behind your team. However, if someone jumps you Hanzo can also be a dangerous close range duelist with enough practice.
use sonic arrows the second they’re off cool down. Around corners, at chokes, anywhere the enemy could possibly flank. It helps your team just as much as it helps you and keeps the enemy from getting a surprise advantage. I also find shooting it at reins shield is super helpful bc his team is often times gathered around him and it lets u get a cheeky headshot on anyone who’s out of position :’)
scatter arrow is ur get out of jail free card if u get jumped, but it’s also a great way to take out hard to hit targets like tracer and lucio. It’s also good for taking down tanks rly quickly and getting dva out of mech. Aim a little in front of their feet (about a foot or so ??) to get the full 450 damage with a fully charged shot.
keep ur reticle centered about where most of the head heights for the characters would be for optimal headshots.
hanzos biggest threats are dva, Winston, genji, and pharah. With enough practice the only one who should still give u trouble is genji bc he’s hanzos hard counter. Dva can be taken care of with a few well placed shots and scatter arrow, so long as u don’t let her get TOO close. Winston will throw a bubble around himself and shoot u, so get as far away from his bubble so he has to chase you. You should be able to pummel him with enough shots to kill him when you bait him out of it. Pharah takes some practice to hit, but the best way is to play peekaboo with her by strafing behind cover and shooting, or simply wait for her to land and she’s as a good as dead. Genji can be difficult to take down no matter how much u play, but the best thing to do is to bait out his deflect and wait for him to land after his double jump.
I recommend pairing ur ult with zarya/rein/mei ults, so communicating with ur team is key. However, if ur feeling cheeky shoot at sharp angles and through walls. Never shoot long range and expect to get a kill from across the map. It rarely works so don’t try it. Hanzos ult can also be good as a zoning tool for clearing points, and don’t hesitate to use it bc it is one of the fastest charging ults in the game. Getting those 1 or 2 kills can help give ur team a rly nice numbers advantage.
this is just a general tip but thank ur healer. U will be low priority for healing playing hanzo and it won’t make ur team like u bc he has such a bad rep for attracting toxic players. However, say hello, dance with ur team in spawn, thank ur healer, be flexible and willing to swap—-most teams will warm up to u and be willing to work with u if ur rly nice!!!
run practice drills in a custom game with headshot only Ana bots about thirty minutes before u start playing. It’s a rly good warm up and helps u get used to him. It’s also a rly good way to explore the maps and see just exactly where hanzo can get and where his best perches/positions are.
Warnings: language, Groot cuteness, a lot of violence, mentions of death, other than that just the inference of sex
“Wooooow,” you said over exaggeratedly. Peter and the dealer
stopped talking to look at you. “You must really think we are desperate here.”
“This is a rare item. Not-“ You put a finger to his lips to
shut him up.
“Don’t insult me. I know what this item is worth. It is not
worth going three moon systems over to steal from a high security vault like
you’re suggesting to give you something you are only going to sell to some scum
I will have to hunt down later. That is way more exhausting than any supplement
“These promise power.” He seethed.
“I got plenty of power with or without.” You smiled cockily
before flipping the dealer over the counter. Just like that shots sprayed the air
as Peter knocked you to the floor.
Hello! If you haven't given your thoughts on this already, I was wondering what you think Shiro's bayard could turn into once he wields it as a weapon? It'll be interesting to see if he even decides to use it in combat considering how effective his arm is.
It’s quite possible the black bayard in Shiro’s hands might take multiple forms, similar to how it did in Zarkon’s. Conversely, however, I have considered if it would have a main or even single form, and I think that it would be a hand-and-a-half sword.
“Hand and a half” refers to a sword that can be wielded with one hand or both hands, longer than an exclusively one-handed sword but smaller and lighter than one wielded with both hands.
Destructive Potential: A
Developmental Potential: C
Stand Cry: 「WOULD YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH?」
Stand Appearance: Humanoid. 「IT’S NOT UNUSUAL」Resembles an angel in some regard, as it is clad in white attire, resembling a trenchcoat, with gold highlights (think Tron lines) While it also has long, shoulder length golden hair, it has no mouth or nose. It does however have four piercing golden eyes. Additionally, it has four fingered hands, wearing pure white gloves.
「WE’VE GOT TO ATTACK HIM」: The Stand can fire off consecutive “Bolts” of energy that explode upon impact. The range for these bolts is about 15 meters. Additionally, it can charge up a shot to double the range and power.
「WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT」: A short distance Sound based attack that can disrupt the abilities of another Stand. It takes time to prepare, but does no physical damage to Stand nor user.
「IT’S CARLTON」: 「IT’S NOT UNUSUAL」takes control of Carlton’s limbs to perform a hypnotic dance, which causes anyone viewing to join. The effect continues as long as Carlton continues to dance.
「NO MORE HUGS」Opening a panel within their chest, 「IT’S NOT UNUSUAL」reveals a firearm of inhuman design, essentially a concussive blunderbuss, and prepares to fire it. However, it has a range of about 3 meters, so Carlton must get very close to his intended target. Additionally, while it can deal incredible damage to humans, it also ignores armor of any sort, including protection from a very durable Stand.
AN: Y/N is a public prosecutor, fresh out of college and determined to make it big with one of the most high profile cases given to her. What Y/N didn’t expect was to be assigned Min Yoongi as her partner. Min Yoongi, the first guy she gave everything to. Min Yoongi, also the guy who thinks she used a rape drug to make him have sex with her. Ah, Min Yoongi who desperately wants to hate the girl but can’t seem to, no matter how much he tries.
Yoongi x Y/N.
Angst, fluff (later smut in series).
“Y/N. I have the perfect assignment for you. It’s going to make your career, little girl.’ Bong Soon, your supervisor had a glint in her eyes as she waited for you to take on the case file that held the promise to your long awaited goal of being the best prosecutor in Seoul.
“Really? Is it a corruption case? Murder charge of a big shot?” You asked, hopeful it was because that would truly truly make you happy. You were passionate about justice, and this could be your chance to really really expose bad people.
“Not quite. It’s a potential corruption case and also adultery. Read through the file, don’t talk about it with anyone unless I say so. These walls have ears, so read it carefully because I’m not going to say much. If you like it, tell me and I’ll assign a partner. “ Bong Soon said smiling. You eagerly took the file from her, trying to play it cool and said you’d think about it (when really you’d take the case on even if it was about some boring adultery conspiracy that ended in too much emotion and not enough blood).
“Get back to me ASAP. I’ll be waiting.” She winked.
You said your goodbye and rushed back to your cubicle, opening up the documents to read.
God, you couldn’t believe you were being given a high profile case. It finally meant your boss Bong Soon thought you had potential. You were still pretty fresh faced, having graduated only a year and a half ago and gotten straight into work. Being a prosecutor was all you wanted to do since being a little girl though, so you had no questions in your mind about your future.
Excited, you started to read through the documents, a highlighter in hand for any conspicuous terms.
CASE NAME: Operation Sting-bee.
Facts: Strongbow Mafia have recently released the names of their next victims according to intelligence data provided for by the government. These victims are going to be the next on Stongbow’s hit list. Their names are attached on page 2. The victims are currently under witness protection, but Strongbow are like their name- strong. They won’t stop until they get their victims. Most of them are victims because of debt, escaping from trafficking and allegiance to another clan.
Other facts: Strongbow are known to use mentally distressing techniques to torture their victims before even capturing them.
Your assignment: Get to the victims before Strongbow and protect them without Strongbow realising that you are behind them. This will involve a highly analytical aptitude, resilience and determination. The goal is to lead Strongbow to us, where we can finally catch them.
End of document 1.
Youthen briefly went through the other documents, which seemed to confirm your initial understandings. Wow. STRONGBOW MAFIA! They were legendary thugs, the stuff of nightmares. You were surprised that Bong Soon thought you would be the right person for the job. You didn’t want to be sexist on yourself even, but you looked like the most unlikely person to be put on a job like this. You were good at combat, you were a fed after all- but you weren’t the best. You knew how people called you dainty behind your back, and how some of the older feds sneered that you should be at home cooking for a man and not here playing with guns.
Taking on the case wasn’t a question, you wanted to prove yourself. You wanted to prove that you were capable of doing a good, game changing job. Your assignments before had been to catch local thugs and stop traffic crime. Now, this assignment was something. It was the type you’d give to the feds three years above you. But no, Bong Soon chose you.
You knocked on her door, when Bong Soon yelled ‘come in’ you strutted in, a smile on your face and said ‘you have a prosecutor for Operation Sting-bee.’
‘Excellent.’ Bong Soon said. ‘Min Yoongi from National Security will be your partner for this, I’ve booked you guys a table at a place not too far from here to get to know each other before getting started on this case. It’s an important and dangerous one, so learn to trust each other.’
Your mouth nearly dropped.
You quickly thanked Bong Soon, although you were debating if you should just say you don’t want the case. But this case would make your career if it goes well. It wasn’t an opportunity most people as young as you got the offer too. You couldn’t risk it all because Min Yoongi was going to be your partner in it.
As soon as you shut the door to her office and sat down in your cubicle, you bunched your face in your hands.
“You don’t play it like that, moron.” Yoongi said, playfully moving your hands over his master piece piano and took over. His shirt was rolled up his sleeve, long arms stretching effortlessly to both sides of the keyboard and your eyes were fixated on the veins on the back of his hand as he played a key for you.
It took me a long time to get used to using Palutena’s more defensive options since I always played a very aggressive, offensive game. But, I think I prefer default Palutena to customs. Customs are lots of fun, but I don’t get to use them as often and I feel more natural with the counter/reflect option. As this Samus learned. She was rolling a lot and I figured she’d roll back if I jumped on stage instead of my other options. I threw the counter a little early, but it still caught her attack. And then obviously she was going to cut loose that charge shot.
Request: Hello! CastielxReader where he
kisses her after she slaps him?
You had met Castiel through the boys. Your parents were
friends and therefore you were friends. You had lost contact with them after
their dad died, but you found them when you were looking at a case at the same
time and teamed up. Castiel was there and Dean introduced you to him.
Hey Red, hope you're fine. There is something that flash up in my head. Can it be that Len can't drive a car or does he just like it, to have somebody to drive him? I can't remember any scene, where he drives the car. Most of the time it's Mick. One time it was Rip. (Even it's a wonderful oldtimer) Because of his control issues it would be made more sense to drives it himself or learn it to do, right? Or is there some traumatic reason behind this? Which I really can't see.
Hi @junophoenix, I’m mostly fine. It’s been an insane week but today is good so far :)
As to Len driving, he definitely does, though he might not prefer it. I think there was a discussion about Mick maybe being the primary driver because Mick gets motion-sickness easily? (A headcanon semi-supported by Legends of Tomorrow and him throwing up on their first time jump).
But we see Len drive a motorcycle in 1x04, 1x16, and 1x22. I don’t know about other places, but where I live, you need a regular driver’s permit before you can get one as a motorcyclist. Not that Len would care about permits really… but he might’ve cared more when when was young and first started driving. Still, I can’t imagine him not having ever learned to drive a car, especially given his lifestyle and that we’ve seen him on these motorcycles?
(And his sister has a Class A CDL, so I assume they both learned to drive young and well).
I’m not exactly why he prefers being passenger over driver in cars though. I agree, control-issues wise, most people who like/need to be in control also like to be the ones in the driving seat. It might be something traumatic, but I actually think the reason is a bit more mundane, to be honest?
I think Len learned to drive “shotgun” as a different form of control. Maybe when he dad took him on jobs, he learned the position, and ended up finding it suits him - watching for tails, shooting out the wheels of cars following them, planning the route, mind going a mile a minute in a way it couldn’t if he was focused on driving. It makes sense that Len would want to be in charge of what’s being shot if they have a cop on their tail, in part because he seems to frown on hurting cops because it brings too much heat, even before his deal with Barry.
The primary fire is going to be the classic fast-moving, globular ball of hot goo we all know and love, coming out at a semi rapid rate. I’m going to try having them bounce around up to three or four times as well to differentiate more from the SMG.
Every new ranged enemy from now on is also going to fire slower projectiles, I’ll leave the near-hitscan bullets for the TV-Bots.
I’m still debating what to do with the Secondary Fire. I could do a heat burst like in D44M, A beam like Unreal’s Link Gun or Quake’s Lightning Gun, or an even slower charged shot that comes out in an arc and does damage over time in a small area for a few seconds. Anyone with a preference?