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Last week I hosted a fairly modest Bob’s Burgers BBQ/ swim party as a way to bring some good chums together and have an excuse to go crazy with decor. I painted some signs and backdrops, a playlist I compiled of the shows songs played in the background, and I even grilled burger sliders inspired by some of Bob’s recipes and the guy behind “The Bob’s Burgers Experiment” (I actually used the ingredients necessary, my favorite being: parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme for the Charbroil Fair burger!).

My Kuchi-Kopi invitations actually glow in the dark! That’s right

As a party activity I made a little black book and scribbled “Erotic Friend Fiction” on the cover. The objective: (borrowed from high school English class) was to partake in a collaborative writing assignment which involved passing around the booklet as everyone added a paragraph to the story, making for some very hilarious erotica.  

For favors I emblazoned lunch bags with the phallic “fish-rocket” logo from the “Bob Day Afternoon” episode and filled them with “Tina” glasses, a “Gene” kazoo, “Bob’s” mustache, “Linda’s” order pad, a pair of “Louise’s” bunny ears, Bob’s restaurant flyer, and made little “Burger of the Day” chalkboards for the nametags. Lastly, desserts were adorable little burger cupcakes!

I wasn’t able to go as “all out” as I initially wanted (I would have loved to have drawn all of my friends in the BB style), but I think things came together decently and more importantly: everyone enjoyed themselves! I can only hope that it was a party that Bob (or perhaps more so Linda…) would be proud of! 

18) Accidental Baby Acquisition

“What do you we do?” Emma asked frantically as she circled the nest inside the cave.

Regina licked her lips and she crossed her arms over her chest as if this sort of situation arose every day. “We wait. You can stop pacing. It’s not going to make it hatch any faster.”

“Hatch?” Emma’s chin quivered as a horrified look sprouted on her face. “I can’t believe Lily just…just took off!”

“Yes, well…abandoning the young and defenseless is a rather reoccurring theme around here,” Regina looked at the dragon egg thoughtfully. “And here I am ready to care for whatever comes out of that egg.”

“Okay, if you’re going to give me some guilt trip about giving up Henry, you can save it… and this is not karma or fate…destiny, whatever you fairytale people call shitty situations,” Emma ranted and continued to circle the rocky next.

The egg was big enough for a human baby and slightly speckled. Regina maintained calm, but Emma was about to lose it. “I’m not going to lecture you about Henry. All I should have done is thank you for giving him up so I had the joy of raising him. This dragon baby, however, I’m not so sure I’m willing to commit to eighteen years of living with an uncontrollable arsonist.”

“Are you serious? I’m going to kill Lily! How did she…birth….erm… Lay…or squeeze this giant vagina egg out anyway?” Emma was full of questions; her concerns were interrupted by a distinct cracking sound. “Oh shit, it’s coming! Where the hell is grandma?”

“Emma, it’s just a baby…” Regina moved closed to the egg and examined the hairline crack. A little moving silhouette was visible inside the egg, and Regina furrowed her eyebrows as she inspected it, “…I think.”

“Well, Lily was born human. She only turned all dragony when she got to Storybrooke,” Emma swallowed hard as her throat went dry.

“With these dragon babies it’s a 50/50 chance of the babe hatching out human or dragon. They can usually change back and forth right away, but don’t know they’re doing it,” Regina explained, having much more familiarity with the dragon species than Emma had.

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“Carl, your dang kitten is getting into everything.”

Ted the Animator: “I’ve had enough of his… ack, see? He just swatted away the top sheet while I was shooting a frame. He does this all the time.”

Carl the Animator: “Awww, he doesn’t mean any harm, do ya, little guy?”

Ted the Animator: “It’s not ok, it makes the layer too bright! You should know that by now, we’ve been making shows together for years.”

Carl the Animator: “Oh, c’mon, who’s gonna care if a weird alligator guy is a lil’ brighter for a frame?”

Ted the Animator: “He also did it here.

Carl the Animator: “C’mon, who’s gonna care if Fred Flintstone crouching next to a stable is oddly brighter for a frame?”

Ted the Animator: “And here.

Carl the Animator: “C’mon, who’s gonna care if a weird robo-dog… twisting himself into a spiral, while… clutching a log… is a lot brighter for a frame?”

Ted the Animator:AND HERE.

Carl the Animator: “C’mon, who’s gonna care if Scooby-Dum, on an ostrich, is way way brighter for a fra-”

Ted the Animator: “Hush, you. With our luck, we’ll learn that 70% of Hanna-Barbera’s audience is comprised of dog-ostrich-race-enthusiests.”

Carl the Animator: “That seems rather unlikely.”

Ted the Animator: “And they’ll all send very sternly-worded letters straight to your kitten.”

Carl the Animator: “Oh, I know little Carl can handle it. He’s quite–”

Ted the Animator: “…wait, did you just call him Carl? You named your kitten after yourself?”

Carl the Animator: “Well, officially, he’s named Carl’s Jr., ‘cause he’s like a littler Carl, and–” 

Ted the Animator: “…isn’t Carl’s Jr. the name of a restaurant chain?”

Carl the Animator: “…what? Naaaah.”

Ted the Animator: “I’m fairly sure it is.”

Carl the Animator: “Well, they’re gonna have to change their company’s name, ‘cause Lil’ Carl is the original Carl’s Jr.”

Ted the Animator: “Alright, alright… just don’t be surprised if someone tries to order a charbroiled burger and soda from your cat.”

Carl the Animator: “Shaddup.”

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