charbrita

if i were spiderman i would tell everyone im spiderman just for attention and then i wouldnt be able to live up to the expectations and i would have a breakdown and like
shave my head like britney spears
—  im actually friends with people like this

carolina: do you actually avoid sushi because of salmonella or do you just dislike it
britt: i just dislike it, i use the salmonella reasoning on why i don’t eat cookie dough too
reed: i
reed: u dont like cookie dough
reed: get the fcuk
reed: out of my face