Our first kiss. Not our first cover kiss, but our first real kiss was when we were trying to defuse a bomb and we thought we were gonna die. And I closed my eyes and I felt you grab me and kiss me. You kissed me. And then there was a lot of pretending that it didn’t happen and awkward back and forth and even dating other people. But one day, when I was sure that you could never love a nerd like me, you came over and I asked you if you loved me and you, Sarah Walker, said yes. And when I asked you to marry me, you didn’t even have to say yes because we both knew that we’d spend the rest of our lives together. So please, remember this house and the red door and the white picket fence and the family we were going to raise together.. and remember me. Because if you remember me, then you’ll remember that a nerdy guy like me who works at a Buy More could make you happy.