character:-theon-greyjoy

Game of Thrones characters in the songs of  Eurovision 2015
  • Bran Stark as Czech Republic:Ravens calling my name, their wings so dark/Soon they’ll take me away, I have their mark.
  • Jon Snow as Cyprus:One day you think you have it all/The next you’re staring at the wall.
  • Daenerys Targaryen as Austria:*sets a piano on fire*
  • Theon Greyjoy as F.Y.R. Macedonia:Every moment will hurt/From the last to the first.
  • Cersei Lannister and Jaime Lannister as Belgium:We are put here to discover/The heart that beats within each other/We gonna rapppabab tonight.
  • Joffrey Baratheon as Israel:I'm a golden boy/Come here to enjoy/I'm the king of fun/Let me show you how I do it.
  • Jorah Mormont as United Kingdom:You’re bound to get sneezes/Or nasty diseases.
  • Sandor Clegane as Norway:Oh hold me now, cause I'm burning up/Sing me something beautiful, just make it stop.
  • Stannis Baratheon as Azerbaijan:I won't give up my right/I know every heart deserves a fight.
  • Tyrion Lannister as Finland:I'm ready to the drinking.
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the tension was palpable

ur friendly eurovision headcanon before I go crash

(yes I never stop)

OKAY SO if you watched Eurovision y’all know the Cyprus song, if not here you go listen to this cinnamon roll too good for this world too pure:

now, if you pay attention to the lyrics, you’ll realize that this is like a total throbb song

so: theon and robb fought about some dumb thing the week before eurovision finals which they were planning to watch together, so theon is watching the second semifinal on his own while completely drunk af, sees this, has a moment of YOU FEEL ME MAN, so spends a bunch of money in texts and after seeing that he got into the final he drunk dials robb and sings this shit to him and robb would like to stay angry but instead he’s just like ‘how can you be so fucking endearing you’re a mess but ilu anyway’

then they totes watch the final together and hold hands when the guy comes up to sing it again meanwhile robb who’s actually irish is like ‘meh I still think you vote out all our best songs before the final’

you’re welcome I was glad to bring an a+++ serious and deep contribution to the tags tonight

Looks like people are starting to ship Theon and Sansa now. I think it’s interesting, but I’m not sure how all of this could play out? I mean, Sansa right now still believes that Theon killed her two little Brothers, and he betrayed Robb(even if he didn’t, Robb would’ve killed himself with his own stupidity anyway, but whatever). Now we first have to see their reactions from what happened in the last episode, and who knows how things will turn out. At least it’s gonna be interesting to see them interact with each other.

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this is a real, legitimate representation of theon greyjoy

“Even worse than the idea of Sansa needing this to motivate her into vengeance is the notion that the Theon character needed to watch her rape in order to snap out of whatever zombie/Reek fugue state he’s been walking around in. I’m afraid that is the show’s interpretation, based on where the camera lingered. But the last thing we needed was to have a powerful young woman brought low in order for a male character to find redemption. No thank you.”

-Vanity Fair

“Game of Thrones Absolutely Did Not Need to Go There with Sansa Stark”