A Guide to Break Ups ...
by Congressman Sean Reeves (Political Animals)
Step 1. Marginalize one of their most painful life experiences.
Step 2. Forcefully reject any attempt on their part to make you feel better or touch you.
Step 3. Insist the entire relationship was nothing but sex. There was no emotional attachment on your part.
Step 4. Insist that even the sex was repulsive.
Step 5. Tell them that they are nothing but a joke. Self worth is highly overrated anyway. They don’t need any.
Step 6. In case Step 5 missed it point, reiterate that they aren’t good enough. You want more than they can ever offer.
Personally, at the end of this, I wanted the congressman’s balls on a platter. Unfortunately, we can’t always get what we want.