character: rumplestiltskin

I just caught up on OUAT and I desperately want Belle to kill the Black Fairy. I want Belle to protect Rumple & Gideon a la Molly Weasley with a “Not my family you bitch!” & then stab the BF in the face with that sword like Eowyn did the Witch King.

Belle deserves the chance to protect her son and fight alongside her husband. Belle, Rumple, and Gideon all deserve a win. I don’t care if Emma is the savior. I have zero interest in watching the “heroes” get all the credit like usual.  

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“I’d like to make a deal.”
“You have nothing I want. They will tear themselves apart until everyone is dead”
“Not everyone. You’ll have what you want. You, alone with your sisters, Elsa and Emma, doing who knows what. And I’ll be here, too, spending every waking moment of my immortal life trying to rip your heart out.”

Meet Rumplestilskin. He's about to selfishly screw over the entire town of Storybrooke all so he can have the life he's alway's wanted, thus alienating himself from his family and the only people that can barely tolerate him:

This all could have been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend

  • Hook: Perhaps you could say my heart wasn't in it
  • Hook: I mean the boy had clearly lost his marbles
  • Hook: The matter was out of my hands
  • Hook: I was floored by it, to be honest
  • Rumple:
  • Hook:
  • Rumple: Have I mentioned that I hate you?
  • Hook: Yes, but don't worry, I didn't take it to heart.
  • Rumple: I'm going to kill you.