character: luke skywalker

pretty sure this is how rey's "training" will go
  • luke: [sitting on a rock, gazing at the ocean dramatically]
  • [a lightsaber floats past his face]
  • rey: [from behind the rock] ooOOOOOooooOOoo
  • luke: rey i know it's you
  • rey: nooOOooo
  • rey: i'm the ghost of obi-wan kenobiiiiii
  • rey: stop being a baby and go apologize to your sisteeeerrrrrr
  • rey: oooOOOOOOOOoooOOOOooooOOOOOOOOoo
Training Rey
  • Luke: Rey while I understand the desire to experiment and outdo Kylo Ren could you perhaps stick to a lightsaber staff? A lightsbaer trident is just .....wrong
  • Luke: Rey when I told you about my training with Master Yoda I did not mean that you should do the same things. Could you please let me down before I break a hip. I am not a young man anymore
  • Luke: While I am both proud and very disturbed that you managed to discover Force Lightning on your own could you please not use it to cook sausages? We have a perfectly good fire
  • Luke: While I understand your anger at the Senator after the way he insulted Leia you cannot use the Force to make him punch himself and then gleefully ask " Why are you punching yourself" This is not how a Jedi is supposed to act
  • Luke: I agree that it's effective but in an honorable duel a Jedi is supposed to use The Force and their lightsaber to defeat their opponent not land mines
  • Luke: I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK THEY ARE ADORABLE! SPIDERS ARE NOT SUITABLE PETS REY! OH GOD THEY ARE IN MY ROBES. GET THEM AWAY FROM ME
  • Luke: Rey we are facing a Sith Lord! Now is not the time to make fun of Supreme Leader Snoke's name. Rey stop laughing