Name: Lauren Reed Flavor of Lawyer: Big Firm Litigator Location: San Francisco
Famous Words: Let’s be honest. This show is so badly written, there aren’t any lines worth quoting.
Why She’s Awesome: Sure, you can spend years clawing your way to a partner position at big law firm. Or you can just do what Lauren did - sleep with the 80-year-old boss and inherit the firm when he dies.